The Magical Adventures Of James.
(A/N: This is James' Story. For every 15 words, a new story is written!! This is not based on anything, but James, and Randomly Selected Words)
WORDS
James
Star
King
Forest
Cow
River
Ear
Money
Poem
Sword
Hope
Memory
Freedom
Jewel
Friendship
STORY
Once Upon a Time James decided to go on a magical rainbow adventure. He waited unitl dark, and chose a star at random. He set off in the direction of the star. It led him to a magical forest! In the forest, he came to a river. A cow with a sword was drinking from the river. James thought that because the forest was magical, that mabye the cow was actually a sexy man. So James went over and introduced himself to the cow. The cow told him about a jewel in the kingdom on the other side of the forest. It was worth alot of money. That night, James thought that if he got the jewel, he could pay for TONS of anime! So he stole the cow's sword, and went to the kingdom to steal the jewel. The guards caught him and took him to the sunny King. The king was shining brightly in his chair, when James was brought it. The King noticed James impressive (and stolen) sword.
"AHH, you must be a great knight from a far away kingdom." The king smiled at James. "I have a Quest for you."
James wasnt excited to help the blindingly bright king. The king offered freedom, and a jewel as a reward. James accepted once he heard about getting the jewel as a reward.
So the king explained, in a loud, obnoxious voice, "I have quite an intimate friendship with my ear. I keep this a secret from my people. I wrote a rather questionable poem about it and myself, and an evil cow has stolen it from me. I want to to get it back."
So James went off into the forest and killed the sleeping (and evil) cow. He found the poem, half- chewed, in the cows mouth. James decided that he didnt want to waste the cow, so he made lots and lots of McDonald's cheeseburgers, so that he could feed himself on his journey. He then returned the poem to the king. The king was overjoyed, that his brightness made james hide in fear of going blind. As promised the king pronounced James free to roam the kingdom as he pleased.
"about the gem.." James started to add.
"AHH, let me see you sword!!" the king came to stand in front of James. The King smiled up at him.
James saw that the king was actually only 14, and was 5 feet. He scowled down at the 5 foot "king", and dropped his sword on his head. It knocked the boy out. When the boy came to, he had lost all memory of James. He was confused that there was a stranger glaring down at him. He ordered him thrown from the kingdom. James (after beign thrown out) picked himself up off the dirt road, and rolled his eyes.
"what a waste of time!" James muttered to an old lady collecting money at the kingdom gates.
He continued down the road, filled with new hope that he would find an adventure worthy of his heroic name.
(A/N: No, you are not suppose to like it, only James and I are, and THAT is what makes it so funny. ITS AN INSIDE JOKE!! So you wont understand most of it anyways. LOL ON YOU)
