Author's note: So I made this account because I am writing two fanfics, only to find out your first post has to be G, no exceptions. I'm not going to dull down my stories to make them G. They're PG-13 at most, but… yeah. So don't think that I'm here to do satires or one-shots or anything like that. I just needed a G story. So, here goes! Oh and thanks for coming to my page, haha that's a shocker considering I'm new.

The Clique meets Edward and Bella….?

One day, Massie and the PC were walking through the woods.

Massie: Eww times ten! Why'd we agree to go to Lake Placid!

As the girls go on, they see in the distance a boy and a girl laying down, staring at each other.

Massie: Ehmagawd, girls! Look at him! He's shiny. I'm gonna make him mine!

The girls walk over to him.
Massie: Like, hi! What's your name.
Edward: My name is Edward Cullen.

Massie sits down on the other side of him and ignores Bella.

Massie: So… you shine.

Edward: No.. I don't.

Massie: Ehmahgawd you're so modest! I just saw you!

Edward: Your eyes are imagining things. It's very common. You can Google it.

Bella laughs.

Massie: What's so funny?

Bella: You. How old are you?

Massie: 12.

Edward: What are you doing here?
Massie: We got lost from our school. Ehmygawd it's been horrible!

Edward: Oh.
Massie: What are you doing here?

Edward: Leaving.

Massie: Don't you love me?

Edward hugs Bella.

Edward: Not really.

Massie: But, like, that's not possible. Everyone loves me.

Edward: Not me. Get on Bella.

Bella climbs on his back.

Massie: But like, you're so hot! You're like a Greek God and you're so shiny! It's beautiful! Be mine!
Bella: He's my beautiful Greek God.

Edward: Bye.

They leave. Massie cries.

This has to be the worst fanfic ever, but something needed to be written. Thanks for stopping by! :D