Angel
Wesley: Angel what's our next case a rebble monster hunter can handle
Angel: what
Cordelia: I have plans tonight ahh ohh ah
Cordelia's friends enter
Angel: clumsy me Wesley Cordelia can you pick those up for me
Cordelia has a vision and falls to the floor in pain
Cordelia: ok im ok here that's the address of the house
Angel: Cordelia where are you going and how long will you be?
Cordelia: enough with the third degree burns
Cordelia's friend: I'll allow your boss to give me the third degree burns
Cordelia: oh that's right this is Angel my boss
Angel: hi aren't you going to be late?
Cordelia's friends: ya ok let's head out girls
Angel: bye then
Cordelia: bye
Angel: ok Wesley lets go the address 124 banker's avenue
Wesley: im ready
Angel and Wesley break into the wrong house to find an old man and lady watching TV Angel can not get through as he wasn't invited in
Angel: were do you hide your demon spawn
Wesley: give it up were are you hiding them
Angel: Wesley
Wesley: so where is it come on?
Angel: Wesley
Wesley: unless it's next door
Angel: come on quickly
Wesley: sorry for the door
Angel and Wesley leave to the next house and destroy the hell spawn
Wesley: is there any chance of this muck coming off my favriout shirt do you?
Angel: I doubt it you have got some goo on your face
Wesley: oh yes
Cordelia returns from her date phantom Denise is very jealous he plays around with the electrics they talk for a while and the date goes really they take it in the bedroom
Angel: I have left three messages this isn't like her
Wesley: maybe she slept over
Angel: no something's wrong
Wesley: are you sure
Angel: I can feel it
Wesley: ya me too
Angel breaks into Cordelia's bedroom to find her almost heavily pregnant weeping
Angel: oh my gosh
Wesley: Cordelia my word
Angel: its ok we will get though this I promise your not alone in this were here for you
Phantom Denise gets Cordelia a tissue
Cordelia: I know you are I need to be alone right now im sorry
Angel: im going to find who done this to you and me and Wesley will put a stop to him I swear
Wesley: for the meantime shall I book an appointment for her. She looks like she is eight months gone over knight she could pop any time now
Angel: you do that and I'll search for this Daniel craigue and what he has done
Wesley: go to Cordelia's friends and maybe they know or saw anything
Angel: good call I'll swing by on my way
Angel gets in his car he drives half a mile down the road to Cordelia's friend's house, knocks on the door and no one answers three minutes later Angel speaks hoping to get a reply
Angel: it's me Angel can I come in?
Emily: sure
Angel: thanks so who were the guys you were last night they've done something to Cordelia
Emily turns around to find Emily heavily pregnant
Emil: I can feel them all seven there growing inside me
Angel: is there any one I can call for you family?
Emily: no
Angel: can you tell me where these people who done this to you are?
Emily: they play guns at a private place
Wesley put Cordelia to sleep
Angel gets back in his can and goes up state to a place called bullet palace Angel gets out the car and walks in
Daniel: wow did you see that I shot his head clean off
Angel: nice
Daniel: this a private place
Angel: so
Daniel: boys here
Cameron: hey Dan how about we set Lucy on him we have never had a male before
Angel: and you never…
Lucy: hey sugars come to me
Cameron: let's see him try and get out of that spell
Angel: ahhhhhhhh what are you doing
Lucy: don't talk
Angel: one moment of pure happiness and I turn evil
Daniel: keep going
Angel digs in his pocket and grabs out his stake and pushes it deep into her heart
Cameron: Dan look
Daniel: man what have you done?
Angel: I killed her
Lewis: don't matter we have done what we need and we have no more use for him
Daniel: go now before we kill you
Angel: what did you do to me I feel week but strong enough to kill you
Angel puts his vampire face on and Lewis' gang disappear so Angel returns to normal leaves the gun palace and goes back to the office
Wesley: Angel are you ok?
Angel: no
Angel falls to the floor with a heavy thud leaving Wesley shocked and startled. Two hours later Angel starts to wake up with Wesley upstairs and Cordelia on the bed Angel pulls the cover off and stairs at his distant stomach
Angel: Wesley!
Wesley: WH, WH, angel
Wesley drops the cup in horror
Angel: I know
Wesley: look down
Angel: I know
Wesley: just look
Angel: how did it happen is what I would like to know. Wait the girl in the place
Cordelia: what's the screaming about then?
Wesley: don't be alarmed but Angel…
Cordelia: what ahhhhhhhh
Angel: I know
Wesley: I'll change the appointment for two
Angel: ok you do that im going to do something to hide the bump
Angel walks up stairs slowly
Angel: what do I ware though all my clothes
Wesley: back of the closet
Angel: I'm not wearing that
Wesley: its ok just put it on
Angel: they are dungarees
Wesley: come on you wore lestat type of clothes
Angel: Angelus and Liam did and plus it was the fashion back then
Wesley: ok then we won't go out then
Angel: ok I'll ware them
Cordelia: come on im wearing dungarees I don't want to match
Wesley: if its so embarrassing go change
Cordelia: I have nothing
Angel: you can borrow my shirts
Cordelia: I don't know your wardrobe is a bit depressing
Angel: I haven't I have got other colours too you know
Wesley: don't tell a soul about the flower one
Cordelia: oh yes I remember that one
Angel: I really loved it at first
Cordelia: really
Angel: it was a mistake
Cordelia: Joyce had that shirt
Angle: ok, ok well do you want it or not
Cordelia: ok, ok now give it here
Wesley returns with Angels clothes for Cordelia
Wesley: im very sure these will fit so go try them on we have an appointment in fifth teen minutes
Cordelia: don't rush me
Angel: I'll wait in the car
Wesley: wait for cordy
Angel: the sooner we get there the sooner we find out what's inside me and Cordelia the sooner we can get rid of it
Wesley: Angel what's the matter
Angel: sun light not frying to a crisp
Wesley: they must have a protection spell on the host
Angel: my feet hurt
Wesley: I expect so
Angel: wow head rush I got up too quickly
Wesley: that is impossible your blood doesn't pulse round your body any more
Angel: Cordelia listen to this put your head on my chest
Cordelia: that's a heart beat
Wesley: the babies I presume
Cordelia: babies don't grow in your chest dumb ass
Wesley: well I understand the babies need a living breathing host to get its nutrition from. So you are relatively human for a while. Can you turn into a vampire still?
Angel: no
Wesley: human again
They get in the car and drive to the hospital
Cordelia: were here
Wesley: keep cool
Angel: going to happen really
Cordelia: little assistance here
Wesley: sure
Angel: I can barley breath let alone get up Wes do you mind
Wesley: not at all
Cordelia: Angel are you ok your sweating like a race horse
Wesley: all of his human emotions are coming back so quickly his body is in over draft
Angel: I can speak Wes sorry it's just my back kills
Wesley: its ok it's normal to get irritated caring six or seven is a lot to handle
Cordelia: im tired
Wesley: I can't wait for this night mare to be over
Desk lady: have you got an appointment?
Wesley: yes it's under Windom price
Desk lady: ok go down the hall make a left and wait for you're name to be called
Wesley: thank you
Cordelia: over here thank god my back hurts
Angel: chairs sitting very good
Wesley: we just got out of the car
Voice: Lesley Rogers
Mary: hi m names Mary and you are?
Cordelia: my name is Cordelia this is Angel and Wesley
Wesley: nice to meet you
Angel: ha-ha he, he it's moving
Cordelia: Angel
Angel: oh hi im Angel
Mary: so Angel how far along are you?
Angel: eight and maybe a half
Mary: big load twins
Angel: no triplets
Louise: hey im Louise
Mary: hi im Mary
Cordelia: Cordelia
Angel: hi nice to meet you im Angel
Angel grabs Wesley's hand and places it on his stomach
Wesley: hi Wesley
Wesley retrieves his hand
Angel: Wesley they won't bite
Mary: baby problem
Angel: im afraid so
Cordelia: wow I swear this baby thinks my stomach is like a roller coaster loop de loop
Louise: do you two know the sex yet
Angel: no
Cordelia: no but im hoping for girls
Louise: really and you Mary
Mary: a girl
Angel: girl power high five
Mary: you have a beautiful smile
Angel: thanks you to
Voice: Miss Chase Mr Angel please come to room twelve
Wesley: that's us
Angel: by you two
Cordelia: good luck
Mary/Louise: you to
Doctor: ok you sit here and lean back for me undo your buttons and let's have a look
Angel: is it me next then?
Doctor: ok then…
The doctor turns to see angel and his mouth opens
Doctor: him to oh my no you come and sit right next to your friend on this bench
Angel: Wesley help
Wesley: coming
Angel: thank you
The doctor puts potelium jelly on Cordelia then Angel
Doctor: ok now Cordelia there are two no three no four hart beats on the monitor
Cordelia: thanks im having a mother load
Angel: well me then
Doctor: Angel well there are 1, 2, 3 heart beats on the monitor look triplets are rear
Wesley: ok listen we have to go
Angel: I want to see
Wesley: it's better if you don't
Doctor: it's not human
Angel: we know
Doctor: ok…
Angel: wait
The machine buzzes and a sonogram pictures come out
Angel: is this it Wesley you didn't look at mine there demons but there not like cordys there little vampire babies this is a good thing that means that the woman… common Wes lighten up its a little demon but there fine
Cordelia: look at the ugly scaly things in me
Angel: aw no biting you guys and wow dose it hurt I feel sorry for the people who get bitten yikes
Wesley: I think the demons that gave you the spawn are making an army of different types of demon
Angel: I read in a book that a demon I can't remember witch its spikes grow to full size in the whom imagine that
Cordelia: really
Wesley: don't scare her Angel. Why are you so cheery?
Angel: I don't know maybe it's my babies they have souls and when to many souls come together it makes me happy can we go now im starved
Cordelia: I need to pee
Angel: thanks Cordelia now I need to pee
Wesley: this is going to be a long day I can assure you
Angel: im in the mood for Chinese how about you
Cordelia: yes and maybe some hot dogs and pizza
Angel: im starved I could drink a cow two sheep and a horse oh my gosh and a few hot dogs with ketchup and pony blood
Cordelia: where did you get the pony blood idea from?
Angel: so nice I don't know I have a craving wait I forgot im human, that much blood would kill me, I wonder if the babies need blood
Cordelia: when we get back we will have some to try ok
Angel: yes im also in the mood for a strawberry milkshake
Cordelia: chocolate for me
Wesley: im going to spend a bloody fortune on food well we'd better get going before the shops shut
Angel: it's half two
Wesley: I know but too much walking around is good for the babies
Angel: true ok we will order in
Cordelia: pizza and maybe some BBQ ribs
Angel: ok let's go home
They get in the car and drive back to the office
Angel: I need to pee again
Cordelia: same
Wesley: come on you went like twenty minutes ago
Angel: well twenty minutes seems like twenty hours
Cordelia: girls first
Angel: yours are all unknown mine are girls so ha
Cordelia: no fair
Wesley: how are you feeling?
Cordelia: you're really asking me that
Wesley: I believe I am
Cordelia: well I have four or more hell spawn growing inside me I have sore ankles and my back hurts
Angel: toilets free
Cordelia: at last
Wesley: are you ok?
Angel: really
Wesley: yes
Angel: everything feels swollen and can I tell you something?
Wesley: sure what
Angel: I want to keep them
Wesley: are you insane
Angel: no two then
Wesley: do you even know how dangerous this would be I mean baby vampires for heavens sake
Angel: think they don't poo or wee or cry
Wesley: a baby or in your case babies. think are you ready
Angel: I think this was a wake up call maybe this is what I need
Wesley: think on it
Cordelia: come on were going out
Angel: we've juts been out im tired
Cordelia: suck it up for all you know this might be our last night the birth might be too extreme we could die in the process
Angel: very true ok
Wesley: where I'll drive
Angel: a restrant Wesley you don't need to I will
Wesley: ok I've been on my feet all day so ok then Angel will drive
Angel: in case you haven't seen me I doubt I'll fit between the wheel
Cordelia: how about sushi
Angel: dead fish rapped in sea weed ya ok
Cordelia: come on it will be fun
Angel: wait I don't feel so good
Wesley: are you ok?
Angel: no
Cordelia: Angel
Angel: wow calm down
Cordelia: excuse me
Wesley: what
Angel: well they kicked all at the same time and gosh it hurts like hell
Wesley: sit
Cordelia: ya
Angel: wow im cold
Wesley: grab a blanket
Half an hour later three thirty Angel stands up
Angel: I feel cold
Cordelia: I'll get you another blanket
Wesley: just rest
Angel: hand me a mirror
Cordelia: here you go
Angel: look no reflection
Wesley: that means the babies have finished growing so that means they no longer need caring for so that means you could give birth to them any minute
Cordelia: wait did the doctor say heart beats I thought vampires don't have heart beats
Angel: we don't
Wesley: one third demon the other third human and the last vampire what a messed up situation
Angel: I need blood
Wesley: here
Angel: thanks
Cordelia: that smells good
Angel: want some
Cordelia: ok are you sure ok
Wesley: grose that's pig's blood
Cordelia: see this is so nice
Angel: do I look like that when I drink
Wesley: pretty much
Angel: I've never been so creped out
Wesley: I know
Angel: ah
Wesley: the babies
Angel: no just kidding
Wesley: not funny
Angel: sorry
Wesley: don't do that
Angel: ah
Wesley: are you ok?
Angel: you are so gullible
Cordelia: don't ah oh
Wesley: you
Cordelia: no Angel this is fun
Wesley: ok that's enough
Angel: I can't wait to get these out of me I feel so fat and lumpy
Cordelia: know the feeling
Wesley: ya me to ok it was only one but I get the picture
Angel: I really not feeling so good
Wesley: why what's wrong?
Angel: I feel really light headed
Wesley: ok well try some water
Angel: ok I doubt it will help
Wesley: it will trust me
Cordelia: it normally does
Angel: here it comes again
Wesley: oh my god just sit down we don't want you fainting on us
Cordelia: yeah
Angel: not to good for me either
Wesley: well I hope we can get out of the house
Angel: well obviously
Wesley: I ok
Cordelia: can we go out I feel really claustrophobic and cramped
Wesley: well if you want we could go for a walk around the park and maybe get a hot dog while were there
Angel: what time is it?
Wesley: good point
Cordelia: I thought that the host had some sort of spell or something
Angel: Wesley hit me
Wesley: why would I do that?
Angel: just do it
Wesley: where?
Angel: the face
Wesley: ok
Wesley punches Angel and Wesley flies across the room leaving Angel with not even a mark
Cordelia: cool
Wesley: that really hurt
Cordelia: so let's go then
Angel: ya
Wesley: walking is a way to speed up labour
Cordelia: I know curry and sex and walking don't even think about it
Angel: don't look at me I can barley move let alone that and the whole Angelus thing
Wesley: don't think about it
Angel: there is a curry house about two blocks from here so long walk and spicy foods
Cordelia: im ok with it
Wesley: ok
Angel: food on me
Cordelia: and after we can hit the baby stores
Angel: will you stop it already
Wesley: what did I do?
Angel: not you the babies there just wrestling look
Wesley: are you sure
Angel: go ahead feel that
Wesley: this is a little weird
Angel: the joy and connection that carrying babies brings is magical
Wesley: I guess so we should really get going
Cordelia: ok but let me get my shoes on and then we'll go
Angel: I need to pee
Cordelia: nice one genius now I need to pee
Angel: race ya
Cordelia: not fair vampire speed
Wesley: come on guys
Angel: ya where're we going again?
Wesley: for a curry or a spicy pizza
Angel: oh I remember the book
Cordelia: the book
Angel: what to expect when your expecting I read it when it first came out well I lived with this woman and three men and well she was having a baby well long story 1982 I think
Wesley: have we got every thing?
Cordelia: I think so
Angel: you know what would be grate if we took the bus I have only took the bus once in Paris
Wesley: if you say so
A bus pulls up and Wesley gives the man his bus ticket
Angel: Wesley do you mind helping me up
Wesley: not at all
Cordelia: and me
Ticket inspector: tickets please
Angel: we don't have one
Cordelia: let me handle this
Angel: ok
Cordelia: I guess we'll walk my poor back and ankles come on Angel Wesley be a dear
Angel: wow
Wesley: what
Angel: time
Wesley: what now
Angel: yes now
Wesley: we need to get to a hospital
Cordelia: please can we get on
Ticket inspector: sure I'll drive quickly
Angel: thank you
Cordelia: well played
Angel: I know
Wesley: we need to keep it up
Angel: ah aw
Man No.1: here sit
Angel: thanks aw
Woman No.1: here
Cordelia: see there are still nice people left thank you
Angel: oh man this hurts step on it
Ticket inspector: were where do you want me to come in?
Wesley: no I got it thanks though
Angel: oh gosh ahh
Wesley: ok the restrant is right round the corner
Angel: but there is a pizza parlour over there
Cordelia: im more in for a restrant then pizza
Angel: pizza after
Cordelia: of course
Wesley: ok here let me take your coats
Angel: I'll find a table
Cordelia: I like this one
Wesley: ok let's sit here
Waiter: what will you have this evening?
Angel: I'll have two salads four rolls one jalfrazi and a duck pastry
Cordelia: I'll have the same
Wesley: I'll have a corma please
Waiter: right away
Angel: im starved
Cordelia: I really need to pee
Angel: I love this come feel
Wesley: ok
Angel: there just going up and down I wonder what they are doing in there
Wesley: im worried that when you have these babies you may get happy to happy maybe
Angel: im going to be fine
Cordelia: what?
Wesley: nothing
Cordelia: vision
Wesley: now im confused
Cordelia: I had a vision
Wesley: of
Cordelia: well you were pushing a wheel chair to delivery room 647 I didn't see the face but it's me or Angel
Wesley: earth to Angel
Angel: what oh Cordelia vision got it
Waiter: ok here you go enjoy your meal
Wesley: thank you
Waiter: bills up on the side
Wesley: calm down on the food
Angel: I haven't had human food in ages and it's so good
After the meal Wesley pays and they head out when Angel stumbles across an old store
Angel: look
Wesley: what is it?
Angel: come in side
Cordelia: wow its beautiful look at all the clothes and the prams and the bottles and cribs
Angel: this shop has been here for seventy years
Cordelia: im getting this and this and that
Angel: look at the cuteness im getting four of these three of these and this crib and blanket and rattle and four bottles and little shoes and a pram and thoues carrying things a bag
Wesley: Cordelia don't go crazy you can't keep them same for you Angel
Angel: ok I understand
Cordelia: I don't
Angel: ok I want to pay and then leave
Wesley: im going to have to carry all this right?
Angel: im carrying the bottles and clothes
Cordelia: I got bags and carrying things and the blankets
Wesley: so I get the pram and the crib
Angel: here is an idea if you put the crib in the prams then it makes it much easer
Wesley: no thanks I think I'll call a taxi
Cordelia: no wait
Angel: I think you need to change your trousers
Wesley: her water just broke
Cordelia: my vision was about me
Angel: we need to get to the hospital quickly
Wesley: I know just breathe
Cordelia: im clam really calm
Angel: im not
Wesley: well get clam
Cordelia: hospitals just round the corner
Wesley: ok taxi man step on it Wallis hospital
Taxi man: ok
Angel: dose it hurt?
Cordelia: not yet
Wesley: it hurts a lot
Angel/Cordelia: hey
Cordelia: that's reassuring
Angel: now im way past calm
Angel starts to cry
Wesley: don't cry about it it's not that bad
Cordelia: not that bad you were crying screaming and you fractured my hand and you moaned and cried again and more screaming and more and more until
Angle: knock it off
Cordelia: and he then blubbered like a baby
Wesley: I know remind me in four years time when you're in this predicament again and I'll laugh at you
Angel: ok stop
Taxi man: ok that's seventeen fifty
Wesley: here
Taxi man: have a nice day
Cordelia: I doubt that
Wesley: come on
Desk lady: how can I help you?
Cordelia: oh hi im miss Cordelia chase and im well in labour
Desk lady: have you had any contractions yet?
Cordelia: no not yet
Desk lady: what's wrong with your friend here?
Cordelia: who Angel nothing
Desk lady: ok sign here please
Cordelia: sure thing aww that hurt
Desk lady: congratulations your first contraction ok well send you down to the labour rooms ok
Cordelia: ok Wesley wheel chair
Wesley: sure thing
Nurse: follow me
Wesley: do we have a private room?
Nurse: yes
Wesley: good
Nurse: ok Angel is it?
Angel: ya
Nurse: are you ok?
Angel: ya are you ok?
Nurse: fine do you need a wheel chair too?
Angel: yes please
Nurse: here sit
Angel: Wesley wait
Cordelia: oh another awwwwwwwwwwwwww
Wesley: don't hold your breath breathe
Cordelia: im trying
Angel: stop
Wesley: what for?
Angel: no not now please not now
Wesley: the baby
Angel: no I need to pee
Wesley: got me again
Nurse: bathroom over there
Angel: thank you
Cordelia: we'll wait
Angel: done
Wesley: that was quick
Angel: vampire speed
Nurse: here
Angel: no thanks I'll walk
Wesley: wow Angel
Angel: what?
Wesley: look down
Angel: oh no my water broke what do I do this is the beginning of a long painful journey
Wesley: both of you oh no
Cordelia: we better make this a semi private room
Nurse: good idea
Angel: we didn't even get to set up the baby things
Cordelia: where are they?
Wesley: I gave them to the receptionist
Angel: thank god
Cordelia: hold my hand
Angel: ok
Cordelia: ahh awwwwwwwwwwwwww
Nurse: through here
Wesley: ok I got it from here
Nurse: I'll be back in five minutes
Wesley: ok
Angel: what do these things do?
Cordelia: people put there feet in the wholes and it opens out there legs so the can see up the vagina
Angel: a little to much
Wesley: how are you?
Cordelia: it hurts
Wesley: I know
Angel: I call dibs on the left bed
Cordelia: aren't you a little to old too do dibs there are rules like you cant do dibs if your over one hundred
Angel: to bad I just did
Nurse: hi I trust you're comfy
Cordelia: im not
Angel: I am
Nurse: ok im nurse Shirley and I will be helping you through this
Wesley: good
Nurse: Cordelia how are you feeling?
Cordelia: im ok apart from the part with the pain
Nurse: the doctor that did your sonogram pictures hired me as im the best in demon and magical births
Wesley: well Angels an vampire and im an x watcher
Nurse: ok I was a watcher but my slayer died a while back so I turned to medicine
Wesley: im sorry
Nurse: I do believe that you have not had a contraction yet
Angel: not yet
Nurse: not to worry so how old are you Angel?
Angel: well Angel is one hundred and twelve and Angelus and Angel are two hundred and fifty three
Nurse: I am aware of the curse so when there born we will strap you down im afraid
Angel: im ok with it
Cordelia: ahh wow awwwwwwwwwwwwww
Nurse: guys you might want to turn away
Cordelia: what are you doing?
Nurse: im checking how much you have dilated
Cordelia: ok
Nurse: only four so far another six to go
Angel: Wesley hold my hand
Wesley: ahhhhhhhh my hand
Angel: ahhhhhhhh aww
Nurse: ok there you go you're on your way
Angel: oh my gosh they get worse
Wesley: no way
Two hours later
Angel: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh awwwwwwwwwwwwww
Cordelia: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh woooow no aww
Nurse: breathe he, he ho
Angel: I don't breathe im standing up
Cordelia: ok don't worry it will be fine
Angel: Wesley can you rub my tummy
Wesley: sure there
Angel: I need to walk around
Nurse: walking is good
Angel: I don't care if it's good I just want these out of me
Cordelia: six centimetres
Angel: ohh awwwwwwwwwwwwww Wesley help me
Wesley: here ice helps
Angel: thank you that's why I love you
Cordelia: awwwwwwwwwwwwww ahhhhhhhh oh aw
Nurse: your doing fine both of you
Angel: I really don't feel fine
Wesley: I know nurse I need to make a quick call so can you keep an eye on Angel for me?
Nurse: sure
Reception lady 2: can I help you?
Wesley: I do believe you can do you have a phone here?
Nurse: yes over there
Wesley: thank you
Answering machine: insert twenty pee for three minutes
Wesley: hi Kate
Kate: hi Wesley
Wesley: there is a patient at the hospital claiming to know you
Kate: im on my way
Wesley: bye
Kate: see you there
Twenty minutes later
Wesley: I hate vampire strength
Angel: ahhhhhhhh awwwwwwwwwwwwww im so sorry but awwwwwwwwwwwwww ahhhhhhhh oh you really help
Cordelia: only seven I wish I was ten already
Nurse: well Angel you are dilated four centimetres
Angel: is that it
Wesley: I'll be right back
Angel: don't go
Wesley: Kate thank god you're here
Kate: where is he?
Wesley: in here
Angel: ahhhhhhhh awwwwwwwwwwwwww Wesley
Cordelia: Angel come here
Angel: ok im coming
Kate: ok let's go in
Wesley: ok
Kate: Angel
Angel: Kate
Kate: look at you what happened?
Angel: long story
Cordelia: hi Kate
Kate: you too?
Cordelia: I know
Kate: I saw you a week ago and you weren't pregnant and now you're this
Angel: long story
Wesley: Angel get back into bed
Angel: rub my tummy again please
Wesley: bend over
Angel: you literally have the magic touch
Wesley: thanks
Kate: here let me try
Angel: sorry Wesley you have been down graded
Kate kisses Angel
Angel kisses Kate back
Nurse: ok listen I want you two to turn away if you must im going to check the cervix
Angel: well five
Nurse: yes five wait only five
Cordelia: awwwwwwwwwwwwww he, he ho he, he ho
Nurse: nine so Cordelia you will have your babies before Angel
Angel and Kate kiss
Angel: wait ahhhhhhhh awwwwwwwwwwwwww hold me ahhhhhhhh
Cordelia: give me something to stop the pain
Angel: I need some air
Kate: I'll take you sit down and we'll wonder the corridors
Angel: sure
Two hours later
Angel: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh awwwwwwwwwwwwww gosh I can't take no more
Nurse: Cordelia you're at ten now so you need to start pushing ok
Cordelia: ok on three one two three
Nurse: push come on push
Cordelia: I am I am awwwwwwwwwwwwww ohhhhhhhhhhhh
Nurse: here comes the first head
Angel: this is discussing awwwwwwwwwwwwww Wesley
Cordelia: Wesley
Kate: Angel calm down I know your in pain
Angel: Wesley
Nurse: push Cordelia come on push
Angel: wheel chair please
Kate: ok
Angel: ah oh take me to Cordelia
Kate: sure
Angel: Cordelia hold my hand
Cordelia: this hurts aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
Angel: as tight as you can don't hold back
Cordelia: I won't ahhhhhhhh
Angel: push
Nurse: here he comes one more big push
Cordelia: huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu oh
Baby cries
Nurse: ok the first of three gransogna demons
Angel: oh my gosh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Cordelia: you really don't want to do this
Nurse: ok Cordelia I need you to sit up for me we need to have the second gransogna ok so come on now
Cordelia: ok huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Angel: hold my hand as hard as you can
Cordelia: ok aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh what a time to get a vision
Angel: I've got you
Wesley: push come on come on you can do it
Angel: if you can I can like now aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh this hurts the most awwwwwwwwwwwwww come on
Wesley: I'll take Cordelia you sort out Angel
Nurse: ok
Wesley: im here for you Cordelia
Cordelia: get this out of me huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Nurse: get back on the bed
Angel: no escape I need to go
Nurse: where are you going?
Angel: home
Nurse: come back here
Kate: Angel what are you doing?
Angel: I can't do that are you insane
Kate: yes you can Cordelia is doing it and she is human
Angel: I know but still I can't
Kate: I think you are too far along to turn back now
Angel: awwwwwwwwwwwwww no, no awwwwwwwwwwwwww I just want to cry
Kate: go on no one is stopping you
Angel: im not going to
Kate: ok now let's go back inside cordy needs you
Angel: ok
Kate supports angel inside where they are met to the second of the screaming gransogna babies
Angel: ok wrong moment
Cordelia: I wish it could end pleases make it end
Kate: hey it will be all over soon
Cordelia: I feel funny
Nurse: she is losing a lot of blood we need to get her into the operating room now
Cordelia: im gona…
Cordelia passes out leaving the nurse wheeling her into the room
Wesley: what about angel
Angel: angel will be just fine I have you and Kate
Wesley: ok well how much are you dilated?
Angel: I know how?
Wesley: good point
Angel: you are gona have to have a look
Wesley: no matter what I see we are still friends
Angel: well I hope so
Wesley: ok im going under
Angel: ok just
Wesley: ok it looks about six maybe
Angel: six
Wesley: you could have up to three or four more hours of this
Angel: I don't think I can awwwwwwwwwwwwww gosh make it aaaaawwwwwwwwww through the next ten seconds
Wesley: im afraid you have no choice
Angel: great
One hour later
Angel: awwwwwwwwwwwwww come on aw, aw, aw aaaaawwwwwwwwww im gona die
Wesley: no you are not
Angel: well I am dead already then I will turn to dust
Wesley: no you wont don't think like that
Nurse: u can safely say mother and hell spawn are fine Cordelia is still under but the kids are wresting
Wesley: ok good but is there anything you can do for angel
Nurse: no im afraid not
Angel: great
Wesley: well can he start delivering now
Nurse: how many centimetres?
Wesley: eight
Nurse: ok listen I don't recommend this but I want you to come off the bed and squat on the floor and I want you to push as hard as you can just until we can see the head
Angel: ok why not
Wesley: here
Wesley lifted angel off the bed in the squatting position and with that angel pushed really hard until the nurse told him to get back onto the bed but just that simple task felt utterly impossible
Wesley: you are doing great don't worry
Nurse: you are now nine and a half so give it ten minutes and you will be ready to push
Angel: I firkin hope so I can't take much more of this
Angel screams out in pain
Wesley: calm down
Angel: this hurts so badly but this is a different pain I feel like I need to push
Nurse: ok then angel are you ready
Angel: no
Nurse: don't be afraid
Angel: nothing to be scared of yeah squeezing three babies out from between your legs and being a guy yeah nothing to worry about
Nurse: you have been waiting for this
Angel: I just wanted the pain to be over not a new pain to start
Angel took Wesley's hand and squeezed it tight as the next contraction hit
Nurse: ok you said it your self you needed to push
Angel: ok here it comes again ahhhhhhhh
Wesley: don't be scared hold my hand don't hold back
Angel: I can feel the baby
Nurse: I bet I can see the head you just need to push for me ok
Angel: I am
Nurse: ok now pushpushpushpush come on push
Angel: I can't do it ahhhhhhhh
Nurse: yes you can now pusssssssshhhhhhhh
Angel: it hurts Wesley
Wesley: I know but be strong
Nurse: the head is out you just need to give one more push to get the shoulders out and then the first of three
Angel: god help me
Wesley: come on you can do it push now push
Angel: uhhhhhhhhh I bet it would be easier if I could breathe
Nurse: no now come on one more the shoulders are almost out
Angel: uhhhhhhhhh aw huuuuuuuuuu hu
The baby cries
Nurse: Angel you did it
Angel: I did
Nurse: it's a girl
Wesley: you have a daughter
Angel: I have a…
Angel felt like passing out but before he could he was hit with a contraction
Angel: so soon
Nurse: im afraid so
Angel: oh god help me
Nurse: take angels back and help him push forward ok
Wesley: ok
Angel: I can feel it
Wesley: and I can see it
Angel: eyes up front Wes
Wesley: ok now push come one
Angel: huuuuuuuuuu ah ohhhhhhhhhhhh hu
Nurse: the head
Angel: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh huuuuuuuuuu he, he ho he, he ho huuuuuuuuuu
Wesley: come on almost there
Angel: I thought I told you no looking please uhhhhhhhhh ho big one
Wesley: sorry
Nurse: one more big push
Angel: I can… huuuuuuuuuu feel the baby coming out
Nurse: come on one more
Angel: huuuuuuuuuu
Baby cries
Angel: ohh
Nurse: it's another girl
Angel: girl Wes you hear that another girl I have two daughters
Wesley: I know
Nurse: there it was easier than the first
Angel: no it wasn't
Nurse: ok I think you have some time before the next comes
Angel: well that was hard work but yet still one more
Wesley: I am so immensely proud of you
Angel: nothing I haven't done more than once
Wesley: when have you ever done this before?
Angel: never but… it is starting again
Wesley: ok calm
Angel: no time for clam
Nurse: wow this one wants to make an entrance
Angel: how do you mean?
Nurse: it's breached
Angel: what
Nurse: its coming feet first do you are going to need to push a hell of a lot harder
Angel: hu
Wesley: you can do it
Angel: thanks ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh no hu huuuuuuuuuu
Nurse: better than that
Angel: ok
Nurse: full strength
Angel: sorry about this
Wesley: don't apologise you are in labour
Angel: im never fucking doing this again
Wesley: ok now push strength
Angel: your hand
Wesley: it will be fine
Angel: hhhhhhhhhhh
Nurse: that's it keep going
Angel: I hate you Wesley you can't make it stop
Nurse: don't worry they all do that
Angel: ahhhhhhhh come on
Wesley: come on come on push come on
Angel: im trying ok aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh help me
Wesley: ok almost there
Angel: I hope so
Nurse: ok one more and that is it
Wesley: ok ready one two three
Angel: ha haaaaaaaaaaaaa
Baby cries
Nurse: another well-done it's a girl
Wesley: another
Angel: I have three girls
Wesley: congratulations all you have left now it the after birth
Angel: the what
Wesley: is what the babies have been living in
Angel: ok so…
Nurse: ok push come on push
Angel: more liquid yuck
Nurse: I have to clean it up
Angel: sorry
Nurse: all part of the job
Angel: ok now where are they
Nurse: here
Angel: I want to hold them
Nurse: here be careful support the head
Angel: Wes you take her
Wesley: they all look exactly the same
Angel: I guess so
Nurse: I'll leave you alone
Wesley: so what are you going to name them?
Angel: I don't know where to start
Wesley: I like Emma or Emily or Elizabeth
Angel: yeah Elizabeth is her she looks like an Elizabeth to me
Wesley: I agree I think this one is I don't know a Lucy or an Evie
Angel: I like Anne
Wesley: how about we double barrel the name Evie-Anne
Angel: perfect
Wesley: and the last
Angel: Amy- something
Wesley: Cordelia
Angel: yeah cordy will love it
Wesley: so we have and Elizabeth here and a Evie-Anne Lucy here and an Amy Cordelia there
Angel: yeah
Wesley: what about a sir name
Angel: ok well I don't have one
Wesley: price
Angel: Wes
Wesley: just an idea
Angel: wait, wait no actually it goes it fits and plus you have been the biggest help to me then any one
Wesley: thank you but won't it be a bit strange it will be like we are a couple or something
Angel: I is just a sir name
Wesley: ok well now we got that suited do you think we should see cordy or do you want to sleep
Angel: I am soo tired it is unbelievable so im going to skip it but be free to go
Wesley: ok well I'll be here when you wake up
Angel: you better
Wesley: don't worry
