Ok, well I had a lot of reviews on the SasoXDei, so I'm going to make a HidanXKakuzu Fluff. It randomly came to mind while I was reading my friend's story. Plus it's Christmas, so..yeah.


A KakuXHidan Christmas

Hidan woke up on Christmas day, in his usual, dull bed. He sat up and rubbed his face a bit. Wait….what had happened yesterday? He thought as he uncovered the bed sheets from himself and walked into the bathroom. His grayish hair was a tangled up mess,his eyes where blood-shot, and he looked horrible. What did he do? He brushed his hair which naturally curved over his head, and headed over to the Akatsuki's main room.

Every member was already in the main room, except Pein. He was probably cuddling up to the stitched up Konan doll Kakuzu made for him. Kakuzu seemed like a cold dude, but he actually had a soft heart, considering it's made of wires.

Deidara was sitting in the corner sulking, because Itachi had bought him a pink doll, and poor Zetsu was trying to get away from Tobi, who was trying to put lights, and ornaments on him. The only real tree was a tiny palm tree, which only cost five dollars. Every Christmas was like this, except for last year, Sasori died, and Deidara stayed in his room for three whole months.

Hidan walked up to the tree, then sat down beside the tree, and ravaged for a present with his sloppy written name on it. He finally found one and read who it was from:

From: Kakuzu, you'll like it, I promise, wink,wink.

Hidan smiled, and looked at the present, it had no rapping, and it was only in a brown cardboard box. He opened the box, and peeked in. He stared, What the fuck? Kakuzu? Is this a…THONG?! His mouth dropped open, as he quickly closed the present, and tried to hide it, and find another gift. Inside the box, it was a pink thong with a smiley face on the front.

"Hidan, what have you got so far?" Tobi asked childishly, seeing Hidans reaction to his gift.

"Some…damn cloths…" he said, sitting on his present absently.

"Can I see? Please?" Tobi said in a singing voice

"No! They'll get dirty!" he said, picking up another present, from Deidara. It was wrapped in red Christmas paper, with a silver bow. He tore it open, as Deidara came by, and sat beside Tobi. He held it up and looked at it clearly, it was a new necklace, with his Jashiin's mark on it. He smirked at Deidara, and said a quick 'Thank you' to him.

Hidan found that he had no more presents, and walked into the kitchen. Kakuzu happened to be standing a the counter, looking directly at Hidan. "How was Christmas?" Kakuzu said, a smirk growing under his mask. Hidan reached over his back and scratched his neck, and smiled awkwardly.

"Uh…It was….pretty..", he managed to get out, as an accidental blush crossed his pale face.

"Is that all you want for Christmas?" Kakuzu asked, leaning on the kitchen sink.

"Maybe, maybe not…", he said, moving closer to Kakuzu's face.

"That's a yes or no question", Kakuzu said, seeming to tease his partner.

"It's a secret", Hidan said his eyes clearly lusting for Kakuzu.

"If you can't tell me, show me", Kakuzu said edging closer to Hidan.

Hidan pulled down Kakuzu's mask, and kissed him, almost forcefully. He broke the kiss, And covered Kakuzu's mask up to his nose, and slowly walked away, but stopped at the door.

"That was what I wanted for Christmas the most, Kakuzu", he said smiling as he left Kakuzu standing at the counter.


Awe Fluffy! ^-^ I got like, the most reviews I've ever gotton, I'm so happy! * cries * so…happy…anyway…review please!!!!