This came from nowhere.

No, seriously, it did. And it wouldn't stop beating me over the head with a rubber mallet until I wrote on it, so this is what I got for y'all.

I no own anything, and no flames, savvy?


On the first day of Christmas Kazuki gave to me: Atemu in a tree

Atemu: O.o?!

On the second day of Christmas Kazuki gave to me: two Kaiba brothers and Atemu in a tree

Kaiba: Is that even legal?

On the third day of Christmas Kazuki gave to me: three Ishtar siblings, two Kaiba brothers, and Atemu in a tree.

Marik: We don't exactly celebrate Christmas…

On the fourth day of Christmas Kazuki gave to me: four ToonWorld Monsters, three Ishtar siblings, two Kaiba brothers, and Atemu in a tree

Pegasus: I gave you those, KoK girl…and who's Kazuki?

Kaiba: Dunno

On the fifth day of Christmas, Kazuki gave to me: FIVE SENNEN ITEMS…

Bakura: There are seven of them, you blithering idiot!

Four ToonWorld Monsters, three Ishtar siblings, two Kaiba brothers and Atemu in a tree

Kaiba: Wait…shouldn't we be singing this at Christmas?

Atemu: Tell the author that.

On the sixth day of Christmas Kazuki gave to me: six hell-bent villains, FIVE SENNEN ITEMS….four ToonWorld monsters, three Ishtar siblings, two Kaiba brothers, and Atemu in a tree.

Siegfried, Dartz, Yami Marik, Bandit Keith, Big Five, and Zorc Necrophades: MWAH-HA-HA-HAHA!

Atemu: Oh Lord…

On the seventh day of Christmas, Kazuki gave to me: seven Alister-shrooms, six hell-bent villains, FIVE SENNEN ITEMS…four ToonWorld Monsters, three Ishtar siblings, two Kaiba brothers, and Atemu in a tree

Alister: My head DOES NOT look like a mushroom!

Raphael and Valon: (clears throat and looks away) Ummm…

On the eighth day of Christmas Kazuki gave to me: eight friendship speeches, seven Alister-shrooms, six hell-bent villains, FIVE SENNEN ITEMS…four ToonWorld Monsters, three Ishtar siblings, two Kaiba brothers, and Atemu in a tree

Everyone: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! GRAB THE EARPLUGS!

On the ninth day of Christmas Kazuki gave to me: nine random people, eight friendship speeches, seven Alister-shrooms, six hell-bent villains, FIVE SENNEN ITEMS…four ToonWorld Monsters, three Ishtar siblings, two Kaiba brothers, and Atemu in a tree

Mai, Joey, Tristan, Ryou, Rebecca, Duke, Weevil, Rex, and Mako: Yo!

On the tenth day of Christmas Kazuki gave to me: ten exploding fuzzballs, nine random people, eight friendship speeches, seven Alister-shrooms, six hell-bent villains, FIVE SENNEN ITEMS…four ToonWorld Monsters, three Ishtar siblings, two Kaiba brothers, and Atemu in a tree

Kuriboh: Ku-ri!

Everybody: (backs away slowly) No sudden movements…

On the eleventh day of Christmas Kazuki gave to me: eleven Shadow Games, ten exploding fuzzballs, nine random people, eight friendship speeches, seven Alister-shrooms, six hell-bent villains, FIVE SENNEN ITEMS…four ToonWorld Monsters, three Ishtar siblings, two Kaiba brothers, and Atemu in a tree

Bakura and Yami Marik: Now that's my kind of gift!

Atemu: Somebody stop them…

On the twelfth day of Christmas Kazuki gave to me: twelve WB edits, eleven Shadow Games, ten exploding fuzzballs, nine random people, eight friendship speeches, seven Alister-shrooms, six hell-bent villains, FIVE SENNEN ITEMS…four ToonWorld Monsters, three Ishtar siblings, two Kaiba brothers, and Atemu in a treeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-eeeeeee-eeeeeeeeeee!

Everybody: (Burns down the WB headquarters) DIE!!

The end...