This came from nowhere.
No, seriously, it did. And it wouldn't stop beating me over the head with a rubber mallet until I wrote on it, so this is what I got for y'all.
I no own anything, and no flames, savvy?
On the first day of Christmas Kazuki gave to me: Atemu in a tree
Atemu: O.o?!
On the second day of Christmas Kazuki gave to me: two Kaiba brothers and Atemu in a tree
Kaiba: Is that even legal?
On the third day of Christmas Kazuki gave to me: three Ishtar siblings, two Kaiba brothers, and Atemu in a tree.
Marik: We don't exactly celebrate Christmas…
On the fourth day of Christmas Kazuki gave to me: four ToonWorld Monsters, three Ishtar siblings, two Kaiba brothers, and Atemu in a tree
Pegasus: I gave you those, KoK girl…and who's Kazuki?
Kaiba: Dunno
On the fifth day of Christmas, Kazuki gave to me: FIVE SENNEN ITEMS…
Bakura: There are seven of them, you blithering idiot!
…Four ToonWorld Monsters, three Ishtar siblings, two Kaiba brothers and Atemu in a tree
Kaiba: Wait…shouldn't we be singing this at Christmas?
Atemu: Tell the author that.
On the sixth day of Christmas Kazuki gave to me: six hell-bent villains, FIVE SENNEN ITEMS….four ToonWorld monsters, three Ishtar siblings, two Kaiba brothers, and Atemu in a tree.
Siegfried, Dartz, Yami Marik, Bandit Keith, Big Five, and Zorc Necrophades: MWAH-HA-HA-HAHA!
Atemu: Oh Lord…
On the seventh day of Christmas, Kazuki gave to me: seven Alister-shrooms, six hell-bent villains, FIVE SENNEN ITEMS…four ToonWorld Monsters, three Ishtar siblings, two Kaiba brothers, and Atemu in a tree
Alister: My head DOES NOT look like a mushroom!
Raphael and Valon: (clears throat and looks away) Ummm…
On the eighth day of Christmas Kazuki gave to me: eight friendship speeches, seven Alister-shrooms, six hell-bent villains, FIVE SENNEN ITEMS…four ToonWorld Monsters, three Ishtar siblings, two Kaiba brothers, and Atemu in a tree
Everyone: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! GRAB THE EARPLUGS!
On the ninth day of Christmas Kazuki gave to me: nine random people, eight friendship speeches, seven Alister-shrooms, six hell-bent villains, FIVE SENNEN ITEMS…four ToonWorld Monsters, three Ishtar siblings, two Kaiba brothers, and Atemu in a tree
Mai, Joey, Tristan, Ryou, Rebecca, Duke, Weevil, Rex, and Mako: Yo!
On the tenth day of Christmas Kazuki gave to me: ten exploding fuzzballs, nine random people, eight friendship speeches, seven Alister-shrooms, six hell-bent villains, FIVE SENNEN ITEMS…four ToonWorld Monsters, three Ishtar siblings, two Kaiba brothers, and Atemu in a tree
Kuriboh: Ku-ri!
Everybody: (backs away slowly) No sudden movements…
On the eleventh day of Christmas Kazuki gave to me: eleven Shadow Games, ten exploding fuzzballs, nine random people, eight friendship speeches, seven Alister-shrooms, six hell-bent villains, FIVE SENNEN ITEMS…four ToonWorld Monsters, three Ishtar siblings, two Kaiba brothers, and Atemu in a tree
Bakura and Yami Marik: Now that's my kind of gift!
Atemu: Somebody stop them…
On the twelfth day of Christmas Kazuki gave to me: twelve WB edits, eleven Shadow Games, ten exploding fuzzballs, nine random people, eight friendship speeches, seven Alister-shrooms, six hell-bent villains, FIVE SENNEN ITEMS…four ToonWorld Monsters, three Ishtar siblings, two Kaiba brothers, and Atemu in a treeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-eeeeeee-eeeeeeeeeee!
Everybody: (Burns down the WB headquarters) DIE!!
The end...
