Note: I got this idea from the YouTube series "Smashtasm" created by Shippiddgge, so some of the things in the story will be the same. (Won't be entirely the same, if you needed to know, Shippidge.)
Opening Prologue: The Origin of Smashtania
Long ago, there were many online games based on Super Smash Brothers, Melee and Brawl. Each one was popular: Smashmayhem, Smash-a-Mania, Brawlasmash, Melee-o-Rama, but one was more popular than any others: Smashtasm. But out of all of them, the one with only 10-20 users was Smashtania. But we'll get to that later. Now, Smashtasm was only popular because of its hero, Super64. He had defeated the most malicious hacker in the world, Greg, and many more. But out of all the enemies that came to fight him, he had failed against one group: The SmashBads. Now, the SmashBads were a notorious group, going to every popular Smash Bros. server games and taking over them, officially destroying them. And only one popular one was left: Smashtasm. But since Super64 had failed to defeat them, Smashtasm had perished, and the SmashBads were victorious…or were they?
Months later, Smashtania saw the cookie of opportunity to rise up was on the table, so they grabbed it. Soon Smashtania became the most famous (and only one) Smash server game of all. But the best part about it was that they used Ultra-Protection, so no hacker, not even the SmashBads, could sign up. Why, even Super64 joined Smashtania after Smashtasm was done for! It seemed that Smashtania was on the top of the world, and proud of it. But the best part of all, it was completely safe. …Or was it?
SuperSaiyanSonic (StarryEyes880's brother): No, it wasn't.
Narrator: sighs Why did you have to say that?
SuperSaiyanSonic: What am I supposed to say: yes? Yes, it's completely safe. There is no evil, no SmashBads, and the world is happy. The End.
Narrator: yelling GET OUT OF MY NARRATION SEQUENCE!
SuperSaiyanCrash: Hey guys, what'cha doin'?
SuperSaiyanSonic: We're doing a prologue.
SuperSaiyanCrash: Oh, that sounds pretty stupid.
Narrator: whining How do people keep getting in here?
SuperSaiyanCrash: Front door.
SuperSaiyanSonic: Your grandmother's fat.
Narrator: shocked Was that really necessary?
SuperSaiyanSonic: Was your FACE necessary?
SuperSaiyanCrash: Yeah, he needs a face to breath.
SuperSaiyanSonic: confused You don't need a face to breath!
SuperSaiyanCrash: His grandmother needed a face to breath.
SuperSaiyanSonic: His grandmother IS a face!
Narrator: super angry SHUT UP! All right! clears throat
Narrator: This is the story of SonicGenesis, the hero of Smashtania!
Smashtania: A Super Smash Bros. Brawl Machinima
SuperSaiyanSonic: Why is the title down at the bottom?
SuperSaiyanCrash: Because the author is so stupid to put it at the bottom.
SuperSaiyanSonic: How dare you call me stupid!
SuperSaiyanCrash: Then how about…
SuperSaiyanSonic: How about the narrator's sister?
Narrator: I don't have a sister, but I have a brother.
SuperSaiyanCrash: Then your brother is stupid.
SuperSaiyanSonic: That doesn't work. Boys are cool.
SuperSaiyanCrash: Then who's stupid?
SuperSaiyanSonic: How about the narrator's grandmother?
SuperSaiyanCrash: I agree.
Narrator: crying My grandmother's a nice, old lady!
Narrator's Grandmother: You forgot to watch "Powerpuff Girls."
Narrator: whispering Shut up, Grandma.
SuperSaiyanSonic: He watches "Powerpuff Girls?"
Narrator: faints
SuperSaiyanCrash: Houston, we have a problem.
SuperSaiyanSonic: Big time.
Coming Soon
Two hours later…
Narrator: wakes up What happened?
SuperSaiyanSonic: Look in his pocket. He has perfume.
SuperSaiyanCrash: ??
Narrator: faints again
SuperSaiyanSonic: Ahh! He's lying on my foot!
SuperSaiyanCrash: tries to lift Narrator up Boy, he's heavy!
Coming Soon?
Two MORE hours later…
SuperSaiyanCrash: Finally.
SuperSaiyanSonic: Is the narrator alive?
Narrator: I am.
SuperSaiyanCrash: We should take him to the hospital.
Narrator: But I'm fine!
SuperSaiyanSonic: Let's go.
(SuperSaiyanSonic and SuperSaiyanCrash grab Narrator's legs and drag him down the stairs. Narrator bonks head on every step.)
Narrator: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow…
(SuperSaiyanSonic and SuperSaiyanCrash throw him in the ambulance.)
Narrator: OW!
Coming Soon...We Hope…
