Star trek: the fantasy League
Riiiight…. This is Ner'ual of Say'lar… hello! I found this concept on a messaging bored…. And thought it was a good idea….
….. So here's my Perfect Star ship crew… (Please be warned… I have dyslexia… forgive if I have spelt the names wrong….)
OOOOH! But here's the cool thing! I want you guys… yes… I'm talking to you… no… you… the one reading this…
…. I WANT YOU GUYS TO PARTICIPATE!.
I WANT YOU TO E-MAIL ME YOUR OWN Star trek Fantasy League!! … well talk more about it later right now… you can have my one…
Star Trek: The Fantasy League… By Ner'ual of Say'lar
Ship: USS. TERRORUM: Sovran class star ship… (Terrorum is Latin for in terror or dread)
Captain: The one... the only... DATA!!! he is sooo HOT! And Just perfect for the captain's chair... Although red really isn't his colour... you can't have your cake and eat it too...
First Officer: Deanna Troi... She adds the feminine touch to Data's efficient ship ... Perfect! (I always thought that made a Cute couple ^v^)
Chief Engineer: Oh! who else could I choose... SCOTTY!! (I Can'nee doo it Cap'in! I don't have the Dilthium crystals! ::Insane cackle:: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA!)
Chief Medical Officer: Dr Phlox... He's always such a cheerful chappie! =^-^=
Chief Science Officer: 7 of 9... nothing would ever be missed! (and a rival for my beloved Captain's affections! MWAHAHAHAHAHHAAH!)
Chief Security Officer: Species 8471 or was it was it 1471? Not sure but you know the one's I'm talking 'bout... the big ugly green things from Voyager! Nobody would dear do anything wrong!
Communications Officer: Hoshi...that girl has a mouth on her!
Weapons Officer: OOOH has to be Malcolm Reed! I LOVE THAT MAN!! He just a quiet simple guy… THAT LIKES TO BLOW SHIT UP! My kind of fellow!
Ships Morale Officer: BARKLY!! You just wanna take him home and make him a dinner!
Helmsman: Tom Paris... he's pretty fly for a white guy!
Transporter Chief: Ummm... Miles O'Brian... he just sounds kwel!
Counsellor: Ginnen ... she rock... but the Hat's stink! Do you think she gets free Satellite telly with those things?
Ships Pet: Spot, but after she was turned into the Iguana! I love reptiles… =^-^=
Red shirt to kill: WILL RIKER! I hate his GUTS! He's a jumped up little so-and-so!! AAAAAh! I can just picture it…
…Data: ::evil smirk:: Fire at Will!!
All: Draws Phasers...
Riker: WHY MEEEEEE! ::Disintegrates::
Deanna: YHAAAAY! =^v^= MY HERO! ::runs over and hugs Data::
All: ::everyone's happy Riker's gone:: HORRAY FOR THE CAPTAIN!
Data: ^ __ ^
..... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHH!!!! Me Is eeeeeevil!!
Well… that's it…
Did you like it...
Well I did…
Now… if you want to send me your Star Trek: Fantasy League….
You can…. I and… I'll put it up… no questions asked… just like that…
All you need to do is….
1: … Write out your crew using the headings in the one above… They can be from any series… any time period… and the name of the ship you can make up too… Would be nice too if you gave some sort of reason for your choice…
2. send to me!! Just stick it in an e-mail and I'll put it up…
…. There… simple pimple….
Well…
Bye for now…
Luv, Hugs and Peace…
Ner'ual of Say'lar
