Link goes Crazy This story has no point and everyone is "out of character" so think of another reason to flame me.

So it all started as Link was trying to find Skull Kid to save everyone from the moon. Link had just entered Clock Town and there were a lot of new thing to learn about.

Link: *takes out map* .hey look a milk bar! I'm thirsty! *walks in*

Manager: HEY! NO KIDS ALLOWED! *throws bar stool*

Link: *screams and runs away* ok maybe I should check in with the hotel.

Lady at Counter: You are but a mere child, you need your parents.

Link: *snarls* fine.I guess I'll leave. *leaves* Hey! Honey and Darling's place! w00t!

Honey: I love you, Darling.

Darling: I love you, Honey.

Honey and Darling: BUT WE DON'T LOVE YOU! *throws ax at Link*

Link: *runs away and cries* Why does everyone hate kids?

Dog: BARK WOOF SNARL! *tackles Link*

Link: HELP! HELP! He's eating my appendix!

Batman: I'll save you! Wait.this isn't Gotham City so your problem ain't my problem!

Link: Oh shucks. *beats dog with stick and runs away* man everyone hates me. I'm leaving this appalling place!

Guard: You need a weapon, shrimp.

Link: *jaw drops* You mean I'm STUCK here?!?!?!

Guard: mmmm hmmmmmm *folds arms*

Link: This is f***in' a** s***! I wanna f***in' leave!

Guard: You be straight trippin', dawg.

Link: o_O

Dog: ROAR! *bites Link's leg and drags him down*

Link: OK! That does it! Someone will dies! *runs into Laundromat* A fairy! *snatches fairy and runs to Fairy fountain*

*fairies form that Slut Fairy*

Slut Fairy: Yea, so here's your bubble blaster thing..so um bye *cackles*

Link: w00t! *bursts giant balloon*

Bomber #1: AAAAH! How DARE you?!!? Too bad.I bet you can't find all 5 of us bombers by tomorrow morning! Tee hee! *hides*

Link: I don't want to play! *has emotional break down* Nothing is working! I've been attacked 4 times and now I have to find these stupid kids! *cries*

Tinkle: There, there.

Link: GET AWAY FROM ME!!!

Tinkle: Hi, I'm Tinkle and I'm a grown man in a elf suit. Can I help you?

Link: I need to stop the moon.

Tinkle: *dances* BYE!

Link: That was pointless.

*Bells ring*

Link: OH MY GOOD GOLLY GOSH! THE MOON IS FALLING!!!

*moon crushes world*

Freaky Mask Dude: Haven't you met an unfortunate fate?

Link: *hits reset button*

What will happen to Link next? Who cares? That was pathetic! w00t! Please review in a nice way because if you don't got nuttin' nice to say then don't say nothing! Next Chapter: Link finally makes it out of Clock Town! Peace out!