Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha. If I did. what would I do?

YEAH!!! My first story!

Shippo's stories and stuff

Chapter 1: Oh, poo ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Hi, I'm Shippo, the little fox youkai. I will be narrating this story. So. um. Miroku, what's my line again?

I was with my pals, Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango and Miroku, and it was the same old thing. Miroku groping Sango, Sango slapping Miroku for groping her, Inuyasha pounding me, Kagome sitting Inuyasha for pounding me, me eating candy, Mioga biting Inuyasha, Inuyasha squishing Mioga for biting him, Kagome sitting Inuyasha for squishing Mioga for biting him, Miroku groping Sango, Sango slapping him for groping her, me playing with foxfire and my top and my statue(by playing with my statue I mean hurting Inuyasha), Inuyasha pounding me for hurting him with my statue, Kagome sitting Inuyasha for pounding me for hurting him with my statue, and did I mention Miroku groping Sango?

Well, after that I decided to take a nap. Then, next thing I know, Inuyasha is pounding me, and then I hear Kagome saying, "INUYASHA, SIT!!!" and then all went blank.

When I came to, my head hurt so did my spine. Then I noticed I was in a hole. A pretty deep one. Then I felt water in my nose. THE HOLE HAD FILLED UP WITH WATER!!!

"HOLY S***!!!!!" I yelled, taking my head out of the water. Oopsies. I just swore out loud. O.O I realized that I would be in deeeeeeeep doo - doo if anyone had heard. Suddenly, I heard the sound of something whooshing towards me. something like. a boomerang!!! I ducked out of the way. 'Uh - oh!' I thought. Suddenly, Sango grabbed me, catching her boomerang as well. She started hitting me with her boomerang. Then Miroku came up and congratulated me and was saying that I was one step closer to manlihood or something. I'm older than you in your years! I thought. I'm 50! Whatever.

"Your next step is to..."Oh, no. I knew what was coming. It was something only a true pervert would say. And that is what Miroku is. Then he finished, "GROPE PEOPLE!!!"

I knew it. U_U Miroku is just too predictable.

"Miroku!" Inuyasha said. "Do you REALLY think he's going to grow up and be like you?"

"One could assume he would." Miroku said.

"Why would I grow up to be a pervert???" I yelled.

"."everyone was silent for the next five hours.

Then Kagome got out 4 big, black, rectangular things. She said they were called chalkboards. She laid them all out in front of me. Then she gave me some sticks. These were called chalk. They were yellow and made weird powdery stuff on your fingers. Then Kagome told Inuyasha, Miroku, and Sango to tell me to write something on the chalkboards over and over. Inuyasha told me to write "I will never be a pervert." Kagome wanted me to write "I will never swear again", Miroku wanted me to write "I will not put holes in people's hands", Sango wanted me to write "I will never join forces with Naraku" yeah, like that was ever gonna happen.

Well, I guess that should be the end of this chappie. The actual writer is out of ideas. dern. oh, well. Wait till next time! Or. whatever.

Okay, I don't care if you liked that or not. I just want you to read and review. I want 5 reviews before I post chapter 2. Bye.