Sometimes Allen wished he just had a standard order golem. Of course, having Timcanpy had its perks and all, but sometimes on the off day, having it was a pain. Today was definitely one of those days.
Allen had just finished his day of work out on the street and he pulled off his bald cap as he walked into his hotel room. He looked up only to be met with an unwelcome sight. The only thing to describe the scene would be "getting it on".
Timcanpy, his golem, was "getting it on" with another golem, of a turquoise and cerulean nature. In his room. "What the bloody hell?!" Allen shrieked in a high pitched voice, unable to even think coherently.
Both golems gave him a bland look, completely unamused at his interruption, before the unfamiliar golem flapped its wings and flew away out the open window.
"Timcanpy?! You- what… What?" Allen stuttered, gesturing at the window and then back at his golem. It grinned widely at the flustered boy.
Allen trudged down the street, Timcanpy on his shoulder, swinging its tail back and forth. It had been almost a month from the time that he had walked in on something he had wished he never had to see, and the golem already had a sort of little bulge on its underbelly.
After escaping from Apocryphos, Timcanpy had shrunk down a bit, but it began to grow again to accommodate the golem spawn that currently was inside it. It appeared to develop faster than a human child, and as he heard a choking noise coming from the golem, he quickly pulled up a bag as Timcanpy began to retch into it.
Why me? Allen wondered, as he stuck Timcanpy in his bag and got ready for another day of street performing.
The teenaged Destroyer of Time had been on the corner for about half the day, and was surrounded by a large group of people. After a particularly impressive performance, he held out a hat to collect funds only to freeze as he saw a face he recognized.
"Johnny, what are you doing? We need to move on," an annoyed voice called to him as the person it belonged to rudely pushed through the crowd. Allen nearly had a heart attack as Yuu Kanda emerged from the crowd in his usual irritated way.
Allen tried to sneak away as the two talked with each other, only to stop as he sensed an akuma directly below him. The machine raised itself up and swallowed half of Allen and a poor girl caught in the cross-fire next to him. Allen reached down and grabbed a hold of the child before activating his Innocence, the mask appearing over his head as the akuma exploded outwards.
Johnny and Kanda looked shocked- or in Kanda's case, as shocked as he could- as they saw the akuma blow up and their comrade step out of the wreckage. "I'm sorry. That trick was too scary," Allen said, wiping a tear away from the girl's face, as her mother raced over to her.
"Allen! We've been looking everywhere for-" Johnny trailed off as Allen dashed away after looking left and right. The teenager let out an undignified squeak as he was tripped to the ground by an irate swordsman, and then had his face practically scraped off as Kanda attacked it with a towel produced by Johnny.
Timcanpy emerged from his bag then and hissed at Kanda. The Exorcist raised an eyebrow. "Oi, Moyashi, is there something wrong with your golem? It's fat."
Allen pressed his lips together, unable to answer.
He didn't have to, however, because Timcanpy chose that exact moment to vomit all over the ponytail-wearing swordsman's hair.
"Um… surprise?" Allen said, smiling embarrassedly.
NAW: Um... anyone following my Let Your Silence Sing story... Eheh you guys probably hate me ^^; I've reached "that" point in the story where I just don't want to write what I have prewritten because it is nasty and I came up with something better, so I'm currently in the process of brainstorming each and every word I want to write... I'm sorry :c
Neah: Basically, she's saying "here, have another story because I'm too lazy to rewrite the other one quickly"
NAW: THAT'S NOT WHAT I AM-
Neah: *Gives a look*
NAW: OKAY MAYBE, BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT TTATT Also, the other golem in this story belongs to Timothy because he "wants a golem exactly like Allen's"
Allen: Please read and review~ NAW doesn't own D. Gray-Man
NAW: The idea for getting Timcanpy pregnant actually came from my brother because we weren't sure if Timcanpy was alive or not. Teehee (I mean, he has saliva, teeth, he eats.) Yep. Then this entire plot line popped into my mind when I was in the shower one day... so, yeah. Here you go ^u^ Also, I've seen a few people who think Timcanpy is a boy but... I think he would be like a snail. :3 Like, ya got both parts but ya need another one to get it pregnant. Does anyone remember in the manga when Timothy asked for a golem like Timcanpy? Yeah. This story completely hinges on him winning that game of chess with Komui. Yep. Timothy is awesome :D
