This is a typical guess the character type thing. This should be pretty easy for the first few chapters, but it'll get harder as time goes on.
You think it's easy to be me?
When you always go and steal my lady?
And force me to work and toil, for what?
A pastry, a single pastry, is all the thanks I get.
Don't get me wrong, I do what I do.
But that doesn't mean you have to make it harder, too.
I hate it. I hate it all.
Why can't you just let your love fall?
It'll never work out, she doesn't like you.
Maybe you'd have chance, if you weren't so rude.
I suffer and grieve, and cause so much pain,
My brother hates it as well, he knows what I mean.
I can't take it, it's every day,
You shove all this work and this pain in my face.
Why can't you just quit? I want to go home.
Back to my family, so we're not alone.
I don't understand why you do what you do.
And why I always have to battle you.
We've cooperated before! I know that you're kind!
Why do you always change your frame of mind?
You have eight children, and they all want love,
But you're determined to capture your dove.
I can't understand the suffering you feel,
The heartache you face, each day it is real.
But if you hate your anguish so,
Don't force it on me, I don't want to know.
I suppose I'm at fault, that I always blame,
Everything on you, when it's not the same,
Villain who causes all of the trouble,
And who soon falls, into piles of rubble.
There's Fawful, the X-Nauts, Dimentio too,
They cause heartache for both me and you.
But all I truly want here inside,
Is to go to my home, where I used to reside.
It was nice while it lasted, but I can't take much more,
I want to return to that old, wooden door.
Be a plumber, and live my own life,
Where I'm not concerned about the Kingdom's strife.
So perhaps one day you'll let me have peace,
But for now I must rescue,
My dear Princess Peach.
This should be pretty obvious, but I'll post the answer in a few chapters.
