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Cookie Fever!
What happens when Vio eats too many cookies?
One day in the beautiful kingdom of Hyrule there was a boy named Vio. Vio was absolutely crazy about cookies and he wanted to eat them all day every day. It doesn't matter the type of cookie as long as it is edible he would eat it. Then one day something happened that would change his life. Blue made him a giant cookie that would take forever to eat. Vio was greedy and ate every single piece of that cookie with no stops for water. It only took him half an hour to eat it all. Not a single crumb was left. Vio was very full after eating the whole cookie so he skipped dinner and went straight to bed. The next day Vio woke up to find out he couldn't get out of bed.
Red said, "Come on Vio, get out of bed, there is so many new things we can do today and you don't want to miss out!"
Vio said, "Sorry Red, I don't feel like getting out of bed today."
"Aw, Vio! why not?" Red whined.
Vio tried to sit up in bed, but the bed didn't want him to and the bed snapped. Red screamed and ran outside to get Link and Blue. Vio was so confused; he didn't know what happened to him.
Blue came in and said, "Look at that useless loser, sitting in bed when there is things to get done."
Link came over to Vio and pulled the bed covers off of Vio and then screamed and ran away. Vio was fat.
"What's wrong guys?" Vio asked. Then he licked his lips and thought of the cookie he ate last night.
Vio said, "Blue, could I have another cookie?"
"Vio, listen carefully, you do not need any more cookies!" Blue yelled at Vio.
"Why do you think I don't need any more cookies?" Vio asked rubbing his ears.
Blue pointed at Vio's fat stomach.
Vio looked down and fainted.
Vio wakes up and notices that his jerkin was torn and his stomach was bulging out. Vio lets out an ear piercing scream. Blue, Red, and Link hold their ears in pain.
"Blue, what in the heck did you do?!" Vio screamed.
"You should be saying what in the heck did you do?" Blue said.
"What happened to me, why do I look like Uncle Alfon?" Vio asked.
"You ate the giant cookie I made; I didn't expect you to eat the whole darn thing!" Blue yelled angrily.
"What did you put in that cookie?!" Vio asked.
"Well," said Blue, "I kind of put some secret ingredients in the cookie that are supposed to increase the eater's wait."
Vio faints again.
Red said to Blue, "What are we going to do; we can't let Vio stay in bed all day, I mean, he is going to get sicker if we leave him in bed."
Blue said to Red, "I am very sorry, I really didn't expect him to eat the whole darn cookie, there was like a whole bottle of medicine in that cookie, which is about ten doses. That also means if he doesn't do anything soon, he will just get fatter."
"Blue, we gotta tell Link about this, what if a part of him dies, then he will never be wise and calm ever again!" Red said panically.
Link came back into the house and Red told him everything Blue had just told him.
Link started to panic. "Blue, you shouldn't have put anything abnormal into the cookies, if Vio dies it is all your fault!"
"Link, I am so sorry, I wasn't really thinking, I just wanted to see his reaction." Blue said trying not to cry.
"Vio, you have to get out of bed, if you stay there your problem will only get worse!" Red screamed at Vio who was still fainted.
Vio moaned and opened his eyes. "Blue, I can't believe you have done this to me. I have been so nice to you, and now you ruin my life like this, you are the one who is sick, not me!" Vio screamed.
Blue started crying really hard, which really surprised Vio, usually Blue would say something mean back.
"Vio, I am really sorry, you have to get out of bed and help yourself before it is too late!" Blue cried, "I don't know what I would do with myself if you died!"
Red got on the phone and called the doctor. The doctor was to arrive in a few minutes.
Red, Blue, and Link all sat next to Vio to keep him comfortable.
The doctor finally arrives to check on Vio.
"Wow, this has got to be the worst case of Cookie Fever I have ever seen!" The doctor said referring to the name Red had given to this problem.
Vio looked up at the doctor and said, "Cookie Fever?"
"Yes, that is what your brother called it." The doctor said accidentally calling Red Vio's brother.
"Hey, listen up dude, that boy is not my brother!" Vio said irritated.
"Oh, then how come you four all look the same?" The doctor asked.
Link said, "Well, we are actually all the same person."
"Any way, Vio, I think I know a cure for your Cookie Fever." The doctor said sort of ignoring what Link said.
"Really, what is the cure?" Vio asked getting excited.
The doctor held out a bottle of some sort. "This, is the antidote." The doctor said.
Red started to clap and cheer.
"Blue, would you like to bake it into a cookie for your brother?" The doctor asked emphasizing the brother part.
Link made an irritated face.
Blue said, "I made the problem, so now I will fix the problem!" Dramatic music plays and confetti falls around Blue.
"Um, Blue?" Link said.
"Yes?" Blue said, irritated because Link interrupted him.
"What if Vio isn't hungry?" Link asked.
Blue deflated.
Vio said, "Blue, do not mess this up, I am counting on you!"
"See, Vio probably is still hungry, knowing him." Blue said to Link.
Red was still clapping for no good reason.
Blue rushed to the kitchen and started up a batch of cookies with the antidote mixed in. As soon as the timer goes off, he pulls the cookies out and feeds them to Vio.
"Yay, I thought you said I didn't need any more cookies!" Vio called out excitedly.
Blue made a disappointed face.
Vio gobbles up all the cookies and then takes a nap.
The next day Vio was back to normal and it seemed as though it never happened.
THE END
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