The male menstrual cycle

So… this is a random ass fic I felt the need to write. It's a Zemyx fic with implied yaoi and moderate language, that's why its rated T. Don't ask about the title btw. You'll have to read to find out what the hell it's about =D.

I don't own kingdom hearts or any of its characters, square-enix and Disney do. Enjoy =D. (Btw, it's pathetically short)

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It was just another day in the world that never was: Axel molesting Roxas whenever he could, Xemnas and Saix getting off over kingdom hearts and of course, Demyx pestering Zexion.

The ink haired nobody was sat contently typing away on his laptop (probably on e-bay, he's a little wheeler-dealer that Zexion). His long fringe hung loosely over his eyes (it must be blocking his view, the wonder that is Zexions emo fringe =P). After only 10 minutes of peace and quiet in burst the dirty-blonde haired annoyance.

"ZEXY… there you are. I've been searching all over for you." A huge Cheshire cat grin spread across his cute features at the sight of his boyfriend. Zexion, on the other hand looked bewildered. "Well… this is my room. Probably the first place you should have looked dumb-ass." Demyx stared blankly at his lover, backed up slowly and looked at the door. "Oh yeah, the door says V-I…it is your room!" He said triumphantly.

"God, he's a thick shit." Number 6 mumbled under his breath. "Anyway, what do you want you pain-in-the-ass? Can't you see I'm busy?!"

"Well…erm, I was feeling a little…rowdy." Purred the melodious nocturne, in a seductive voice. "Well…" Replied his lover. "Well…" The blonde copied. "Go sort yourself out then. I have some magazines here if you want them."

"But I was hoping you would sort me out…sexy Zexy." He edged closer and closer to the bed, touching himself suggestively. Zexion shoved a handful of dirty magazines into his hand. "Just take these and go in the bathroom. Oh, and NEVER call me that again or I'll castrate you, ok?!" Demyx stared in disbelief. "B...Bu...But you've never, ever turned down sex since we started going out. Don't you-" He dropped the magazines and put his hands over his mouth dramatically. "Don't you love me any more? Am I not attractive enough, am I too small, is it cos I is fat?" His eyes began filling up.

Zexion sighed, "…yes I love you, you're perfectly attractive, you're big enough for me and no, you're not fat. In fact, you look ill, have you been eating properly?"

"Sniff…sniff…then why don't you wanna have sex with me then?"

Zexion had to think…fast. There wasn't anything wrong with sex with Demyx, in fact, sex with Demyx was great, but to tell the truth, he really couldn't be bothered. "Well, I can't have sex because…" Think Zexion, think… "Because I'm on my period." He winced in disbelief of the words that just came out of his mouth.

"Your period?" he asked quizzically. "Yeah, my period. I can't have sex when I'm on my period. There's loadsa blood… and shit, and it's just awful."

He waited for a reply, heart beating a million miles and hour. "…okay." The blondie picked up the magazines and wandered over to the bathroom. Zexion sat in utter disbelief. "That kid is the stupidest dumb shit I've ever known… but at least he's mine." He smiled and returned to his computer. "I'll make it up for him tomorrow."

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Please, don't ask what the hell was up with that. I felt the need to write it. I'm ashamed of myself. =S. Oh well, the damage is done. Sorry if I insulted and Demmy lovers out there. I mean it in the nicest possible way. We all love him really. Review of flame if u wanna, although, I'd appreciate reviews more. They put a smile on my face =D.