Author'sNote:Hehehehe Im baaaaack...yes i did leave!Quite a while to...anywayz this is the first installment of my 'trapped in wardrobe' series.No i am NOT making fun of that dick hole whats-his-face...but anywayz its kinda random...ill take some flames in ur reveiws wtvr dude(dudette)s...Oh and huh a disclaimer

Disclaimer:I AM POOR!I DONT OWN SHIT!

Chap1

Gorillaz members 2D,Murdoc Niccals,Russel Hobbs,Noodle and Alan the interpreter find themselves in a small,empty wardrobe. Russel is in the back while Murdoc is squised into his stomach, along with 2D and Noodle.

2D: Wha' we doin' in here?

Muds(Murdoc): 'Ow should we know dumbass.(Flicks 2D's nose)

2D: Ow...

Noodle(Through Alan the Interpreter): It's so dark...

Me: Hem,hem.Welcome to 'trapped in a wardrobe'!

Muds: What the hell is this?

Me: May I finish? Its a contest! Last person left wins 1,000 bucks-

Russ(Russel): Oh screw that! I make enough damn money! starts to squeeze out

Me: sighs Plus free peanuts.

Russ: moves back to place

2D: Hey, aren' you making fun of that R.Kelly song 'Trapped in a Closet'?

Me: No!Your in a wardrobe!

Muds: What's the difference?

Russ: Wardrobes have two doors and are usually bigger dumbass.

2D: Aren' they suppose to be in bedrooms too or summink?

Muds: No duh dullard.

Russ: Actually closets can be too-

Me: So anyway are you all up for the challenge?

Noodle: Sure

Muds: Whatever...

Russ: Okay

2D: Wait, are the peanuts salted?

Me: Sure they are...

2D: 'Ell yeah!

Me: Wonderful!Now there are certain rules you must follow-

1.You may not leave thewardrobe without any permission, unless you wish to quit.

2.Do not insult you host or his/her guest in anyway, or you shall burn in eternal hell fire.

Murdoc: 'Eally?We get to meet Satan?

Me: Right...well I don't feel like listing all the rules so we'll just learn them along the way.

Russ: But what if we do something wrong without knowing it? That wouldn't be fair.

Me: Life's not fair.

2D: She does have a point...

Muds: What would you know about havin' a 'point'?

Me: Hey!Rule number 46 clearly states and I quote 'No picking fights without the host's permission.'!

Noodle: What are you talking about?You never showed us the ru-

Me: Silence person who talks through an interpreter!Do not question my methods or authorita!Hemhem...anyway we must say good bye to out lovely audience now!Tomorrow we will have some very special guest or guests!So for now bye!

2D: So long!Farewell!I bid you all adu!

Muds: Pffffft!This is so stupid!waves

Russ: Peace.

Noodle: byebye!

Alan: See you later!

Me: Hey Alan who said you could talk?Anyway,review people who reads this crappy crap for brains crap!