-(CielxLizzy and slight CielxAlois)
Sebastian forces Ciel to keep a diary of his current life to improve his writing.-
Rated T for language.
"Dear Diary,"
Ugh, what a way to start this. I thought that would be an appropriate way to begin this yet I already sound like Lizzy. Why my outrageous butler Sebastian is making me do this I have no clue. Oh well. First things first I'll introduce myself to you book thing who will never comprehend anything I write for you are not alive and although you are not alive I should feel "safe" to write my "feelings" down for you to keep like a little girl would. Goddamn butler. This is idiotic! Fine, fine, enough acting like I'm five and on to the introduction. It would be useless if you didn't know who I am wouldn't it? Well it's useless anyway so I guess it doesn't matter. Now I'm off track. Back to introductions. I am Ciel Phantomhive. My birthday is December 14, 1875(1) and the current year is 1887 so that would make me twelve would it not? Regardless of my age or name or birthday for that matter, if you read this I don't care.
Would you like to find I have written things like "So there's this really cute girl I like and she is…"? Yea-no. I have much more important things to be worrying about. Like Sebastian and his cat fetish! Must he find the need to utterly drop everything when he sees a cat? Or Finny and how he feels the need to destroy everything he touches due to that monstrous strength of his? Or even worse, Mey-Rin who is constantly breaking plates due to her poor eyesight and lack of intelligence. Why can't I have a normal staff that isn't constantly causing trouble for me? All of this on top of what the queen sends me to do is dreadfully tiring. Maybe this is why I am portrayed as "boring"? Hmph. Whatever. Right now I really need my afternoon tea. I wonder where Sebastian is! This is hopeless. It feels like I've been writing for ages yet I look and I've not yet written a page! How disappointing. Oh no. I heard a crash just now. A loud one. And I think I hear Lizzy's voice. Great , just great. If she hears I am keeping a "diary" she will wish to read it. Damn this! I should just stop writing and clean up my desk from my work and pretend to retire to bed so to escape the madness that will soon consume my house(2).
Well, this being this, and that being that, I am done with this agonizing task for the day and will probably write again tomorrow. If Lizzy is gone by then. My hand hurts, and writing saying my hand hurts just made it hurt more. Ugh. Well, I have no clue how to conclude this so bye. I mean it.
Ceil Phantomhive
This Ciel's actual birthday by the way. If this fic is longer ,then 14 chapter, by the fourteenth I'll make him 13 because that is the actual chapter he turns 13.
Who got my Soul Eater joke?XD "consumed by madness"? Anybody? *crikckets*
Until next chapter then! I'll be relying on Carly to keep me updating on this so if I haven't updated in more than a week go tell .net/u/3265544/Carlz_Luvs_Anime to bug me to update. Thanks for reading this far ,and since this is really short and going nowhere please give me ideas in a PM or review about what crazy scenario to write about next!Ai out!
