The Strange Mission. Sasuke and Naruto end up on a rather strange mission. Can they make it through without having a heart-attack?

Disclaimer: I DON"T OWN NARUTO OR NARUTO SHIPPUDEN.

A/N: First Naruto fic. Short but sweet, uploading soon.

Chapter 1: WTF?

"Nehh, sensai! What's this about?" Naruto Uzumaki groaned, lazily making his way over to the training grounds. "I was planning to sleep in today."

Kakashi looked up from his book. "Oh, Naruto, good, your here."

"It's about time." a voice called out from the shadows. Sasuke Uchiha stepped out from the shadows. "Is Sakura with you? She's never late." he asked, crossing his arms.

Naruto shook his head. "Nahh, I saw her in the village getting some breakfast. I thought she was just running late like me." he said walking up to Sasuke.

Kakashi snapped his book shut. "No, Sakura was not informed of this gathering. This mission will only require you two." Naruto and Sasuke exchanged glances.

"Uhm, ok sensai. What kind of mission is it?" Naruto asked.

Kakashi sighed. "You two aren't going to like it." he said relaxing against the tree. "Maybe you too should just go home."

Naruto's eyes widened. "Now way! I wanna go on this mission!" he shouted. He looked at Sasuke. "Even if I have to go with...HIM." he shivered.

Sasuke rolled his eyes. "Kakashi-sensai, this mission may be to troublesome for Naruto, but I assure you I can more than likely complete it."

"Wha? HEY!" Naruto twitched behind him.

Kakashi looked up at the two boys. "If you REALLY want to do this mission, you have to give a genin's swear you will accept the terms and complete the mission successfully." he eyed them lazily. "Do you swear?"

Naruto stared at the back of Sasuke's head. "Definetly. I, Uzumaki Naruto, give a genin's swear, that I will complete this mission no matter what." he swore, closing a fist over his heart. Kakashi looked at Sasuke.

"Whatever." was his reply.

Kakashi beamed up at them. "Alright then! Naruto please do me a favor." he said, pulling out a tight white blouse and black jeans. "You need to transform. Put on these, and come back. I don't really want you floating around naked."

Naruto looked at the clothes and then back at Kakashi. "Uhh..transform?" he asked, scratching his head. Kakashi rolled his eyes and pulled out a matching pair of orange and white polka dot bra and panties.

"Yes, TRANSFORM Naruto! Into a woman. Right now."

Sasuke's eyes widened. "What?" he asked. Kakashi ignored him and handed Naruto the clothes.

Naruto shrugged. "Ok, whatever." he said, crossing his fingers in front of his face.

Kakashi's eyes widened. "No! Naruto do this somewhere-" his sentence was cut short when he heard Naruto scream, and the thick smoke that surrounded them.

"Sexy No Jutsu!"


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Love, Fluffy