Hey everyone i've been reading alot of stories where then naruto characters end up in our world so i decided to make one of my own but i couldn't pick just one so i decided to bring many different ideas of shows into this enjoy my innuendeo filled fanfic.

This shit is completely useless i am never going to have to use this shit in my life. Geometry is completely useless,whats the point most of these people couldn't tell you what gender they are without looking down their pants. I thought to myself before hearing the intercom buzzing.

"Austin Lankford to the office, Austin Lankford please come to the office. That is all." I heard a voice from the intercom saying.

"Be there in a second Amy." I replied while grabbing my backpack and quickly flipping off the teacher as i walked out of the room towards the office.

I arrived there a few moments later since my classroom was right down the hall. "So hows the kids Ameliea?" I asked the secretary.

"Well River's still sick and Rory's still stuck in the hospital so not so well." She replied with a frown.

"Oh, well things can only get better right?" I asked with a fake smile.

"Yeah, and the Principal would like to see you now." She replied smiling.

I just nodded my head and walked towards his door which was about 14 feet forward from the doorway I was standing in. A second later i was in his ofiice and he was staring at me like i was some type of goo that was stuck to his shoe. "So what am I in here for this time Theta?" I asked him already knowing the answer.

"First of all i have told you multiple times to call me Mr. Sigma, and second of all it's about the dress code issue again. Now we can handle this one of two ways, i can either call your parents-" He said before i cut him off.

"Their on their fourth honeymoon in hawaii, so theres really nothing they can do and before you say anything else i don't have that mokey suit you call a uniform i burnt it." I said refering to the uniform as a monkey suit.

This was a very weird school they had everything expensive they could get their hands on such as a fancy looking statue in front of the school, motion detecking water fountains, and the cooks got to use some top of the line machinery to make lunch. Everything here was expensive, everything but the teachers and so called chefs here, they got paid less than half what their supposed to get.

"WHY WOULD YOU BURN IT?! I MEAN HONESTLY YOUR AS BAD AS YOUR SISTER WAIT NO AT LEAST YOU ACTUALLY WEAR SHOES YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR DISSMISSED JUST GO HOME!" He yelled at the air more than at me.

So while he was still yelling at the air i headed to my sister Nikki's class. I had a feeling that she was waiting for me in there seeing as how i got a text from her saying 'I'm bored get me out of here! i want a doughnut!'

I knocked on her classroom door while asking where the doughnut came from when the door opened. "What do you want Austin?" I heard a voice from above me saying grumpily.

"I need my sister to drive me home i'm bailing." I replied to the man i dubbed Mr. Moony.

"Fine Nikki get your stuff and get the hell out my class." He said facing towards her desk.

"Yes , and by the way that wasn't correct grammer." She said with all her ready to go and walking out the classroom towards the parking lot exit.

About 15 minutes later we found her car which was a completely black, 1967 chevy impala, four door car with some big orange fuzzy dice hanging on the rear veiw mirror. It was almost an exact copy Dean's car from supernatural.

The road we were driving down had almost no cars although me and Nikki were to busy dancing to One direction's What makes you beautiful in the car to care. It took about 30 minutes in total to get out of the school and make it back home.

Which meant we were right on time to catch the Doctor Who marathon which we had dressed for, I was wearing a TARDIS blue t-shirt, with my usual black cross, super tight black skinny jeans, combat boots, and one TARDIS earing in my right ear. Nikki was wearing a fez, bowtie, no shoes, black skinny jeans, a black t-shirt, and the other TARDIS earing in her left ear.

*3 and a half hours later.*

We were halfway through our fourth episode when Jack died again and emily threw her fake sonic screwdriver at the telly right when it switched to a commercial and lightning struck near our house.

I then began to feel the house shaking, spinnng, flipping and doing all other kinds of weird stuff when a vase fell down crashing directly on to my head knocking me out instantly.