This
was an idea that came to me.
I
apologize if this came to someone
else
first and I just haven't read it.
---Disclaimer---
I
did not create ZIM, I merely write about him
And
draw him. None of the other Invader
ZIM
characters are of my creative mind,
Meaning
that they were not created by me,
And
that I do not own them. I did not write
Electrasy's
'Cosmic Castaway.' Electrasy's
Members,
whoever they are, wrote it…. I think.
---Just
a note: Certain bits of this are for
certain
characters. Now, on with the ZIM
songfic,
if it can be called that!---
Lose
my head to the chemical freeway
{ZIM} ZIM's ship catapulted through
space, heading for this place, 'Earth.' Only a great Invader such as he could
conquer a planet full of these 'humans.'
Comin'
up on overload
{Dib} Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Dib had heard
the whole thing on his radio. He sat there for a moment. An alien…
In
a mystic new dimension
Purify
and sanctify me
{ZIM} ZIM gazed down at his new
humanoid disguise: an Elvis-like toupee, and contact lenses.
What,
so I'm in no end game
Move
my piece right off the board
Losing
sure is easy so I am no more
{ZIM & Dib} He sat down, spirit
drained. He knew that over in the house, his nemesis was laughed his big, weird
head off.
But
I'm not broken, in my dream I win
{ZIM} ZIM imagined himself on top of
his house, his cables surrounding the whole planet… himself laughing like the
genius he was…
In
here I'm nothing, a Cosmic Castaway
{ZIM} The daydream was blasted into
bits as the alien realized that he was in Skool. Sigh… another boring day of
inferior human teaching…
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In my head I'm a chemical dreamer
{Dib} He remembered the times when he would
just think about aliens, but now he had to expose one to the world…
Speed
up to burn out mode
Comin'
up in the 5th dimension
Beautify
don't crucify me, yeah
{ZIM} ZIM's thoughts eventually brought him
to a horrible scenario in which he was adrift inside a large pink tube, human
scientists studying him. He quickly
shook the unnerving nightmare away.
So
I need no mind game poisoning my lonely soul
Losing
sure is easy so I am no more
{ZIM and Dib} What is he planning? What new
way will he try to beat me? His glare was returned with an equally focused
glare. What was he thinking?
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But
I'm not broken, in my dream I win
{ZIM and Dib} Even after a million losses,
he would still be ready! No way could he allow that…that thing to succeed!
And
I take over, coz I'm no loser
And
I'm in and you're not, bad dreams don't stop
{ZIM} Again daydreaming, ZIM blissfully
imagined all humans at his feet, slaving away for him…
But
I'm all screwed up, a Cosmic Castaway
a
Cosmic Castaway, a Cosmic Castaway
{ZIM and Dib} Ah…darn. Again, again, always
again a plan had failed. 'Next time' was the only comforting dream.
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And
I want but have not
Bad
dreams, lust thoughts
{ZIM} Cursing that Dib underneath his
breath, he storming into his lab, and was slightly comforted by the glow of the
machinery. Failure would haunt tonight. Oh, yes.
In
here with no pain, you hurt me again
And
I want but have none
I
should beat the alien
But
here I'm no one, a Cosmic Castaway
a
Cosmic Castaway, a Cosmic Castaway
a
Cosmic Castaway
{Dib} Argh! Even here, in his own home,
the pride-crushing stench of defeat by the alien drifted about Dib, filling his
thoughts. 'Next time, ZIM,' he thought, 'I will have you!'
Forgive me if some parts are glaring wrong, for I have not
yet seen the first ZIM episode at the time of writing this. I will make another
version, one with things like this:
[Flash to ZIM at Skool…]
Et cetera.
Anyway, I have had an idea
inspired by an Internet Poll, if you can believe it. I apologize if someone
else has written my new project already, but it seems that this would be fun to
write so I am writing it.
…
AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU
STINKBEASTS CAN DO ABOUT IT! A-HAHAHAHAHA! EVEN YOU, DIB! EARTHLING SLUG, BOW
BEFORE MY MIGHT!
Emmmm….
The End!