This was an idea that came to me

This was an idea that came to me.

I apologize if this came to someone

else first and I just haven't read it.

---Disclaimer---

I did not create ZIM, I merely write about him

And draw him. None of the other Invader

ZIM characters are of my creative mind,

Meaning that they were not created by me,

And that I do not own them. I did not write

Electrasy's 'Cosmic Castaway.' Electrasy's

Members, whoever they are, wrote it…. I think.

---Just a note: Certain bits of this are for

certain characters. Now, on with the ZIM

songfic, if it can be called that!---

     

      Lose my head to the chemical freeway

       {ZIM} ZIM's ship catapulted through space, heading for this place, 'Earth.' Only a great Invader such as he could conquer a planet full of these 'humans.'

      Comin' up on overload

       {Dib} Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Dib had heard the whole thing on his radio. He sat there for a moment. An alien…

      In a mystic new dimension

      Purify and sanctify me

       {ZIM} ZIM gazed down at his new humanoid disguise: an Elvis-like toupee, and contact lenses.

      What, so I'm in no end game

      Move my piece right off the board

      Losing sure is easy so I am no more

       {ZIM & Dib} He sat down, spirit drained. He knew that over in the house, his nemesis was laughed his big, weird head off.

      But I'm not broken, in my dream I win

       {ZIM} ZIM imagined himself on top of his house, his cables surrounding the whole planet… himself laughing like the genius he was…

      In here I'm nothing, a Cosmic Castaway

       {ZIM} The daydream was blasted into bits as the alien realized that he was in Skool. Sigh… another boring day of inferior human teaching…

       

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      In my head I'm a chemical dreamer

       {Dib} He remembered the times when he would just think about aliens, but now he had to expose one to the world…

      Speed up to burn out mode

      Comin' up in the 5th dimension

      Beautify don't crucify me, yeah

       {ZIM} ZIM's thoughts eventually brought him to a horrible scenario in which he was adrift inside a large pink tube, human scientists studying him.  He quickly shook the unnerving nightmare away.

      So I need no mind game poisoning my lonely soul

      Losing sure is easy so I am no more

       {ZIM and Dib} What is he planning? What new way will he try to beat me? His glare was returned with an equally focused glare. What was he thinking?

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      But I'm not broken, in my dream I win

       {ZIM and Dib} Even after a million losses, he would still be ready! No way could he allow that…that thing to succeed!

      And I take over, coz I'm no loser

      And I'm in and you're not, bad dreams don't stop

       {ZIM} Again daydreaming, ZIM blissfully imagined all humans at his feet, slaving away for him…

      But I'm all screwed up, a Cosmic Castaway

      a Cosmic Castaway, a Cosmic Castaway

       {ZIM and Dib} Ah…darn. Again, again, always again a plan had failed. 'Next time' was the only comforting dream.

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      And I want but have not

      Bad dreams, lust thoughts

       {ZIM} Cursing that Dib underneath his breath, he storming into his lab, and was slightly comforted by the glow of the machinery. Failure would haunt tonight. Oh, yes.   

      In here with no pain, you hurt me again

      And I want but have none

      I should beat the alien

      But here I'm no one, a Cosmic Castaway

      a Cosmic Castaway, a Cosmic Castaway

      a Cosmic Castaway

       {Dib} Argh! Even here, in his own home, the pride-crushing stench of defeat by the alien drifted about Dib, filling his thoughts. 'Next time, ZIM,' he thought, 'I will have you!'

Forgive me if some parts are glaring wrong, for I have not yet seen the first ZIM episode at the time of writing this. I will make another version, one with things like this:

[Flash to ZIM at Skool…]

Et cetera.

Anyway, I have had an idea inspired by an Internet Poll, if you can believe it. I apologize if someone else has written my new project already, but it seems that this would be fun to write so I am writing it.

AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU STINKBEASTS CAN DO ABOUT IT! A-HAHAHAHAHA! EVEN YOU, DIB! EARTHLING SLUG, BOW BEFORE MY MIGHT!

Emmmm…. The End!