Myrnin- "your funny I like that in a snack… student… I meant student"
"I'm sorry it ended this way, but it was bound to happen sooner or later, better sooner. Plus you annoyed me."
"You know the saying that people like me eat people like you for lunch… well I am more of a dinner person myself and you really are appetizing… c'mon just one little nibble?"
"How much would you hate me if I nibbled on your arm?"
"So would you find it overly creepy if I nibbled on your arm for a while?"
"Would you like to go out for a quick bite…you being the bite"
"Don't run I never liked fast food."
"I'm just going to eat you now and spare myself the drama and grief."
"Tell you what… if my homework is scary I'll just eat you now and scare you the fright… please?"
"Here's one thing to think about before you die…I will be sorry afterword's…just because I will be alone…but it won't stay on my conscience for long, though."
"Now where did I leave that last assistant.*lifts a pile of books.* I didn't already eat her did I?"
"I will tell you the truth…I actually liked you….no wait…never mind…that was the last one."
"After so long you all blend together. A dozen human thrown at me in the hopes I would suck you dry. Some days I truly hate myself." Shrugs. "Those days don't come often." Bites down.
"My my I sure am popular…all of these assistants coming just so I can kill them"
"Some days I believe my other personality is actually the nice one."
"Some days I truly hate myself."
"One day I should really have an assistant that doesn't smell appetizing."
"One day I really should have an assistant put away these books. But I was never so good at delayed gratification."
"Well I'm going to eat you now."
"Why do all the smart assistants smell the best?"
"Does Amelie like seeing me torture all these delicious humans?"
"Hmmm… you fail on your homework. I guess it means I get to eat you."
"Oh… you should probably do your homework.. Or else I might get annoyed and eat you."
"You fail at life…you go bye, bye now."
"Someday I ask myself why I can't just let one of you live and the little voice that lives on my shoulder answers.. 'Well duh they taste good."
"If I seem to be a monster it is out of necessity sometimes life makes difficult demands and someone has to step up to the plate. I volunteered to kill in order to save lives. I truly regret what my life makes inevitable."
"Oh, no. I killed another one." *looks around room for hiding place. Then shrugs* "Amelie is going to be so annoyed. I wonder if she will believe I lost her." *moves around a few piles of books*
"I only kill those the little voices tell me to… I hear a lot of voices."
"I wish I could say I was doing the world a favor, but Amelie never brings any idiots."
"Sometimes the world needs a little less smarts and a little more imagination. I'm just doing it a favor. One geek at a time."
"Hey Amelie I learned a new trick, a network of interconnecting doorway for instantaneous travel. Now I can have a walk in diner from the comfort of my own home."
*Paces back and forth* "Amelie, I don't know how to tell you this….no no that's all wrong….I might have….no….I already used that excuse…hmmm….o I know….no never mind….I got it…Amelie…" "You ate her again didn't you?" "No….she bit me so I returned the favor."
*paces back and forth* "Amelie I have grave news. I… nope already said that….. Now… hmmm..Phrasing is everything…. Think think…. Well…. I…. I know….. No… wait never mind…. If I were to tell you…..crap used that one to…." "You ate this one too." She said coolly. Myrnin pouted. "Fun spoiler take away all the fun of inventing excuses I had the perfect one…. This one involved mutated cows with long vicious fangs."
