pre series fic befor eChuck is a spy or ahs any meaning to his life except Buy More!1!1!1!
One day chuck woke up
"ugh i'm too tired to go to work" said he.
"shut up chuck this is the seventh time you've hit snooze, I'm not letting you do it again!" Ellie yelled from the other side of the house.
"UGH ELLiE YOU ARE THE BOSSIEST SISTER EVER"
"get up idiot, or else you'll lose your job" Ellie barged into his room.
"i'm fine with that"
"but then you can't pay bills"
"im fine with that"
"but then I'll have to kick you out of the house"
"GASP ELLIE THAT'S SO CRUEL HoW COULD YO EVEN SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT? WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THAT?!"
"get out of bed chuck!" ellie yelled
"ugh fine. stupid buy more. I hate my job. I hate my life."
"stop complaining Chuck, at least you're not a doctor."
"AT LEAsT DOCTORS DON'T HAVE TO WOrK AT BUY MORE"
"GO TO WORK CHUCK DANGNABBIT"
"okok geez"
at work:
"Excuse me sir, could you help me fix my computer?" asked a customer.
"Ugh iguess fix fix fix here you go"
"thanks!"
"You're welcome I guess" chuck still thought his job was meaningless. He'd rather just go play video games with his bff Morgan.
At home:
"man, work SUCKED today" Chuck sobbed.
"Ikr" ?Morgan agreed
"Anyway now it's over, we can play Call of Duty 16!"
"Okay" so they plugged the controlers in.
"not so fast nerds" interupted a booming female voice.
"oh crap I forgot my BOSSY sister was in my house" Chuck rubbed his forehead.,
"What the heck Chuck, I live here." Ellei walked into his room. "Ugh why is Morgan here"
"hey Ellie," Morgan sighed dreamily "Will you pls go on a date with me"
"No morgan"
"but why"
"I'M DATING SOMEONE! YOU KNOW THIS!"
"ugh Chuck is right you're SUCH a jerk." Morgan weeped.
Ellie gave Morgan a unfriendly frown. "anyway Chuck, you need to go wash dishes."
"but why?"
"because you LIVE here, yoy actually have to put some work into it omg chuck"
"no."
"Chuck if you don't do chores or earn money to help pay for the house, I'm gonna have to kick you out."
"But Ellie that would be soooo cruel"
"No you pretty much desevre it with the way you're treating me."
"Ugh what-EVER, you can kick me out of your stupid little house"
"ok" she started to unplug his tv so she could throw it out on the street.
"NO WAIT."
So Chuck grumpily did the dishes.
