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Monday

Period One – Music

"Hello class! Welcome to your first music lesson of the term!" Miss Yin re-adjusted the glasses that were hanging off the end of her nose.

"WOOOOOO MUSIC? OMG I WANNA BE A ROCKSTAR WOO!" A brightly clad green figure burst from the doorway into the room with an almighty thud.

"*Sigh* who fed him sugar this time?" A tentative voice uttered from the back.

"Ah." The teacher stepped out from behind her cluttered desk. "You must be Leaf."

"AH HA, WOOOOOOOOO!" Leaf did a twirl and mimed strumming a guitar with his teeth, much to the amusement of the class.

"So, would you care to tell me why you are late?"

"He was binging on sugar miss." Kyla spoke out, a grin playing across her mouth.

"Anyway, in this term we shall be composing our own pieces of music."

"Our own pieces? Man that's sweet." Candy adjusted her headphones, absentmindedly stroking the one upon her left ear.

"OMG LEAF ROCKST-" Suddenly Leaf found himself with about three hands over his mouth and pinned down upon the floor by about six-dozen bags.

"So, this lesson you can experiment with the other musical styles we covered over the last few terms, off you go!"

"Butter, gosh we should compose our own elegant pop song," Duchess Beverly carefully checked her lipstick in the window.

"Indeed Beverly, how about we do a twist on one of Lady Crazy's songs?" Butter replied, surveying the room with utmost disgrace.

"What a spiffing idea! Get straight away with it Butter!"

"How about you try something my dear?"

"Oh gawsh, you must be joking."

"Beverly, how about we just copy Lord Crazy's song 'poke his face'?"

"Indeed."

"Indeed indeed!"

"Will you two shut up?" Poppy pouted at the two 'poshies' her face not looking too pleased with them. "So Roxie, what should our song be about? … What about flowers?"

"Flowers … EW EW DIRT! Flowers grow in the GROUND! How about, cleaning utensils?"

"Cleaning? Cleaning kills flowers!"

Meanwhile:

"So Leaf, how about we incorporate some soul into our music?" DJ Candy looked to Kyla for ideas.

"WOOO INCLUDE GUITARS! MAN THE SPEAKERS! MAKE IT LOUD! WOO PARTY!"

"Ok then, Kyla what do you think we should do?"

"Perhaps we should do something with a keyboard? I kinda like those…" Kyla looked longingly at the electronic instrument.

"Well then, Leaf 'man the' guitar, Kyla tune that keyboard and I'll DJ 'till the cows come home." The sound of someone reciting Pi at high speed wafted across the room, causing Candy to stop 'Djing' mid um 'DJ'.

"3.14159265358979323846264338327!" Alexa managed somehow to fit a tune in with the numbers, causing the poshies to look at each other and give a snobbish smile. Candy was the only one who applauded. That was no big surprise really. "Pi, Pi mathematical Pi, 3.14159!"

This was a normal lesson for class KS.

Period Two – Drama

"You are in this class for one reason, FOR ART! CREATE SOME ART AND SHOW ME!" Trevor pranced across the drama studio, only about one centimetre higher than the tallest person in the room.

"Arrrrrrr! You shall regre' the day you ever crossed Cap'n Ginny!" Ginny managed to scream across the room, already fencing with Rusty with imaginary cutlasses. There was a loud audible sigh from Alexa and Liberty, as they mimed pouring acid into other vats of acid.

"Well those two look happy," Kyla muttered to Candy, as they watched Liberty fall backwards after a pretend explosion.

"Just be glad they don't have any real acid…" There was a large burst of laughter, and a figure began to roll upon the floor in stitches of mirth. "That wasn't that funny, was it?" Candy gingerly moved away from the rolling Zack, a look of surprise upon her face.

"Hey Zack, why weren't you in music? And you too Sapphire!"

"Like ohmygoshies we were soooooo late so we decided to hide in a bush! And then we saw like this caveman and then like we crept into drama and no one noticed!" Sapphire explained rushdly, twirling two glowsticks in her hands.

"Let's do a play where Liberty and Alexa blow each other up cause they poured acid on each other!" Zack jumped up and down excitedly, his gaze riveted on Candy.

"What?" Candy replied, trying to work out why her friend had changed so dramatically over half term. "I mean, oh that sounds great…"

"Yes! If you think it is a good idea, then it must be! Come on, I'll be Liberty, who wants to be Alexa?"

OH! OH! I WILL! I got the main part! I got the main part! I got the main part! I got the main part! I got the mai-"

"How about a play where we set up a rock band?" Kyla moved her gaze from a scene where Zack was pouring 'acid' over Sapphire's hair, and Sapphire pretending to 'blow up'.

"Now that is a good idea." Candy replied, she too looking at her two friends in front of her with a look of discontent.

"Yes isn't it! Come on, yeah! Let's do that!"

Over in the melodramatic group Goth Boy was busily reacting the part when a random king gets his head chopped off.

"And the head rolls upon the floor. It is painful to the king. The king Leaf is dead. All hail the new king. King Goth boy."

"WOOOO I'M DEAD! WOO WHY AM I WORKING WITH YOU? WOOO I'M DEAD! WOO!"

"The dead are silent. The dead do not scream 'woo' every ten seconds."

"Um … WOOOOOOP! WOOP! WOOP!" Goth boy facepalmed, but winced when his studded glove came in contact with his face.

"Your new cut is awesome Goth boy." Violet stared at him with heavy lidded dark eyes, watching Goth Boy wipe his forehead.

"Leaf, what you are doing looks interesting, SHOW THE CLASS YOUR ART!"

"Oh no…" Goth Boy and Violet chimed together, their voices at exactly the same pitch.

"WOOP! I AM DEAD! WOOP MY HEAD WAS CHOPPED OFF! WOOP! MAN WOO! YEA!"

"I LIKE IT!" Trevor mimed chopping off Leaf's head. "YOU ARE NOW HEADLESS! COME ONE CLASS! EMBRACE THIS ART!" There was an audible bang as the classroom door swung open; there standing in the doorway was Headmaster Roland and student who was looking around the school. The room was in chaos. Trevor was on top of Leaf with his hands around his neck, Liberty and Alexa were rolling around the floor screaming, DJ Candy, Kyla, Zack and Sapphire were screeching the words to a song, Goth Boy had a suspicious red trickle upon his head, Ginny was standing triumphantly over a 'dead' Rusty, with a look of utter content upon her face.

"This is a … typical … drama lesson …" Roland muttered, his voice barely audible. To everyone's surprise the student began to yell:

"YUKI LIKE THIS LESSON! YUKI FACEBITE! RAWR!" She ran over to Trevor and began to bite his face.

"Um," Kyla muttered, seeing 'Yuki' and the teacher rolling about on the floor. "Do you think she would make a good match for Leaf?"

Break

"I have been thinking," Candy pondered, her headphones still upon her head.

"For once." Someone whispered behind them, Candy just ignored it in her weird Candy way.

"Do you think we should start our own band?"

"WOW! That's a great idea!" Zack almost fell over with the excitement in his voice.

"Zack! What happened to you? You have been really hyperactive all morning!" Once again the red clad figure was rolling upon the floor in some strange hysterics.

"I'm just super happy!"

"Ohmygoshies! I'm super happy too! Wooo! Everybody dance now dun dun dun dundun! In the band can I play the guitar! I love the guitar I wanna play part of the band too! Pick me! PICK ME! PICK ME!" She began to bounce up and down upon the spot, twirling an energy drink in her hand.

"So that's why she's always so hyper!" Kyla plucked the drink from Sapphire and read the ingredients.

Sugar 99%

Aqua (water) 0.57%

Colourings 0.23%

Flavourings 0.20%

"Did you know that this thing is 99% sugar?" Kyla carefully tipped it upon the ground, discarding the can in a nearby bin. Sapphire merely produced another one and took a great slurp. "*sigh* I give up already."

"What do we cools have next?" Candy muttered, still looking at the twirling and bouncing Sapphire.

"We cools? Oh! We have single lesson DT." Kyla replied.

Meanwhile:

Violet looked with disdain at the small rock/leopard thing in front of her.

"What is that?" She spoke quietly, watching with awe as a small head with blank eyes rose from the lump.

"That is the history teacher." Poppy replied, carefully moving her toes from within the empty square meter radius that seemed to be all around him.

"EW he is dirty! He's a caveman right?" Roxie replied, her face going slightly pale. "EW EW DIRT! I stepped in CHEWING GUM!" She ran off screaming.

"Well that sums Roxie up for you."

A screaming immaculate figure ran into the poshies, her face bore a look of utter terror.

"Gosh, what a loser." Beverly sniffed and raised her nose into the air.

"Indeed Beverly."

"Stop copying my fashionable style."

"By saying indeed?"

"Indeed. That is my elegant word." Beverly suddenly fell forwards and ended up sprawling in the dirt, mud coating her once perfect hair. "UH!"

"Oh, sorry Beverly. I slipped." Spencer looked up triumphantly to a sea of happy faces that began to cheer loudly.

"Hey Spencer!" Ginny yelled from behind him. "Where was ye in our lessons today?" She only just remembered to add her pirate slur in the last few words.

"Wellllll… I was trying to locate Summer and the boys, haven't you noticed that they are missing?" Ginny nodded in reply, almost tripping over her wooden leg. "I rang Travis' mobile, turns out they are shopping! I had to walk to school on my own!" He gave a disgruntled look in the direction of Butter, before turning to Ginny.

"Arrr ye is a knight, as always." Ginny drew a cutlass from a sheath by her side. "FIGHT!" Spencer grinned and drew his sword, soon they were rolling upon the floor with looks of happiness sprawled across their faces.

"Anyway." Kyla turned back to her group of friends, still smiling from Spencer's little 'accident'.

"I shall DJ the groove in the band, Kyla you shall…?" Candy too turned to her friend.

"Play the keyboard."

"Oh of course." Candy grinned. "Zack you can play the drums, Sapphi-"

"Plays the guitar! Hooray! Twangy! Twangy! Twangy! I wanna be a rockstar!"

"DID SOMEONE SAY ROCKSTAR? WOOOOOO ROCKSTAR LEAF!" Leaf burst into the conversation, miming the guitar teeth thing, but this time sinking to his knees and coating himself with muck.

"Hey Candy, Leaf is good on guitar, why not put him on lead and put Saph on base?"

"LEAF ROCKSTAR WOOOO!"

"I think Leaf has already decided that for us Kyla."

Period Three – Single Textiles

Class One

"Hey Zack, why do you look so moody? You were really hyper earlier." Kyla swung her bag underneath the table, her eyes upon her depressed looking friend. "Zack?" She had the remains of an orange juice carton in her hand, which she was trying to finish quickly before the teacher appeared.

"Candy is dating Leaf." Kyla spat out her drink and fell forwards, the carton falling to the floor and promptly exploding juice everywhere.

"WHAT? CANDY AND LEAF?"

"I knew you would have so much compassion." Zack replied sadly.

"Hang on a minute," Kyla began to hastily mop up the carton spill with her bag. "Why are you so sad? Do you fanc-OH MY GODDD! YOU FANCY C-" Kyla suddenly found a hand spread across her mouth, much to her displeasure.

"!" A manly scream echoed from the other side of the classroom, closely followed by a thunk as a sewing machine fell to the floor. Leaf began to charge across the classroom in hysterics, somewhat bogged down by a machine that was sewn to his sleeve. The fabric in his sleeve began to rip, exposing a highly tanned arm. "AAH! GETITOFF GETITOFF!" He ran into Zack and Kyla's table and fell to the floor, a dazed look upon his face.

"Well that doesn't explain anything." The teacher, Rosalyn Marshall bustled into the room, tucking a piece of her hair behind her ear. She did not notice the half conscious Leaf who was lying under the table.

"Right, register!" She yelled out, bringing up the computer screen and turning it to faced her.

"Kyla! 'Yes miss!'

Travis!

Beverly!

Zack! 'Here.'

Lyndsay!

Butter! 'Indeed.'

Roxie! 'Yes miss!'

Rusty! 'Here miss.'

Leaf! 'Uhhhhh'

Morcubus!

Summer!" There was silence in the class apart from a dazed 'Ughhhghhh' From under the table. "Does anybody know where Travis, Beverly, Lyndsay, Morcubus and Summer are?"

"Um… Travis and Summer are shopping, Beverly went home 'cause she was all muddy," There was a small woop in reply to that. "I have no idea where Morcubus is though…" Roxie's voice died away.

"Where is Leaf?" A thumping noise resounded from under the table once more. Leaf slowly crawled out, his head slightly swollen and he sewing machine still attached to his sleeve. "Leaf! To the nurse immediately! Kyla, go with him!" The two of them left the class together, Kyla supporting Leaf with her arm. They stumbled together past the other DT class, who where already onto the next project. Candy caught Kyla's eye as she saw them from within the doorway, looking slightly worried at Leaf. Kyla just ignored her. The nurse did not look very compassionate when she saw them.

"What is it this time Leaf?" She asked, carefully trying to remove the machine from his clothing.

"Well, he managed to sew the machine to his sleeve, run across the classroom screaming and bump into my desk." Kyla replied, watching Leaf stare at the ceiling with blank eyes. The bell trilled from somewhere far off. "Well I'd better go. Good luck Leaf."

"Leaf rockstar…wooo…"