After the horrible shitshow that was Teletubbies Live!, the Teletubbies resume normal activity. One-shot. No Po.
(Cue Teletubbies theme)
(Camera pans to the TubbyTronic Superdome, then back out to whatever field the Teletubbies are in. Dipsy then walks in.
"Eh-oh!" Dipsy says to the camera.
Narrator: One day in Teletubbyland, Dipsy decided to do a special dance.
Dipsy gets his boom box, sets it on the ground and turns it on. The song that plays is "Bad" by Michael Jackson. He starts to dance to the song, to the delight of nobody, not even the rabbits. Remember the flop that was Teletubbies Live.
Then Tinky Winky appears over the horizon, bag in hand. He walks closer to Dipsy, and for some reason, decides to hit Dipsy over the head with it, knocking him over. Tinky Winky then proceeds to turn the boombox off.
"Eh-Oh!" says Tinky Winky to the camera, giggling and jumping like a dumbass. Dipsy then gets up, holding his head. He is pissed off, and rightfully so. He then tackles him to the ground and starts to punch Tinky Winky repeatedly. The green and purple Teletubbies roll on the ground and continue to fight each other. Laa-Laa is minding her business, busy playing with her ball, then she sees the two Teletubbies fighting each other. She throws the ball at both, breaking the fight up temporarily.
Dipsy proceeds to get up and exclaims: "What the fuck? You hit me in head with bag!"
"Tinky Winky no like music!" replied Tinky Winky. "Too loud! Much too loud!"
"I doing special dance!" Dipsy flailed his arms, then squared up on Tinky Winky again.
"Tinky Winky wanna dance!" screamed Tinky Winky like a petulant child.
All the while Laa-Laa is watching the two about to start fighting again, then turns to the camera.
"Why Dipsy and Tinky Winky fighting?" asked Laa-Laa.
"Tinky Winky want to dance too!" screamed Tinky Winky.
"Ugh...Dipsy, let Tinky-Winky play with the boombox." said the narrator. "If it'll get that fucker to shut up." he mutters off camera.
"Yay! Tinky-Winky dance! Tinky-Winky dance!" said Tinky-Winky jumping up and down in the air.
Ever since the whole Teletubbies Live! incident, Tinky-Winky lost a lot of popularity.
Tinky-Winky then turned on the boom box to some song nobody has ever heard of, then he starts doing his pathetic attempt at dancing, and by that, he's flailing his arms back and forth and jumping up and down for no discernable reason, and giggling too. Dipsy stands off to the side, hands on his hips.
All of a sudden, out of nowhere, office linebacker Terry Tate runs through the forest and clotheslines Tinky Winky, knocking him to the ground.
"YEAHHH! It's pain time baby! WHOOO!" screams Terry Tate, then runs off screen.
Laa-Laa and Dipsy are laughing so hard, they fall over.
Dipsy then grabs the boombox back, this time, sparing Tinky-Winky more pain. Instead, he turns the boombox back on, and puts on his black and white pimp hat, then he and Laa-Laa dance to the song Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson.
Meanwhile, Tinky-Winky continues to lay on the ground. "Owww!" Tinky-Winky says.
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