Mrs. Molly Weasley
The Kitchen
The Burrow
Ottery St. Catchpole
HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY
Headmaster: Albus Dumbledore
(Order of Merlin, First Class, Grand Sorc., Chf. Warlock, Supreme Mugwump, International Confed. of Wizards)
Dear Mrs. Weasley,
This is a disciplinary warning regarding Mssrs. Fred and George Weasley and their behavior at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. At half past ten on this morning, June 24th, Fred and George Weasley were observed to be removing a toilet from the girl's lavatory on the fourth floor using a combination of Dungbombs and Dr. Filibuster's Fireworks. This action has broken several of the school's rules and serious penalizing action is required.
Fred and George Weasley successfully maneuvered the toilet to the bedside of Mr. Harry Potters as an attempt at a "Get well soon" gift, who is currently recuperating from injuries in the Hospital Wing. Upon gazing at the "present," witnesses claim that Mr. Harry Potter burst into a fit of insane laughter, which was detrimental to his already delicate mentality. Furthermore, damage was done to the fourth floor lavatory; the plumbing system has been completely destroyed, and the entire floor is sealed off due to the overwhelming fumes of the Dungbombs. Mrs. Norris, the caretaker's cat, suffered scalding water burns due to the combination of Dr. Filibuster's Fireworks and the water from the damaged plumbing. Moaning Myrtle, a residential ghost of the castle, was washed away by a strong current of water and has been reported missing. The explosion also caused a disruption to the students taking end-of-year exams.
The Headmaster, Albus Dumbledore, would like to request a meeting with you tomorrow at noon in his office. Mssrs. Fred and George Weasley are in long-term detention with me, and further disciplinary action is to be decided.
Minerva McGonagall,
Deputy Headmistress
A/N: This was...the result of a rather boring day of summer vacation and a fit of random insanity.
-PeppermintToothpaste
July 11, 2011
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