DIRTEATINGSHIPPING.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: ALL OF THIS IS ENTIRELY ACCURATE AND EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENS IN THE ANIME AND MANGA.
One day in Pokemon World, Maxie was obsessively fussing over his hair and clothes, making sure he appeared tidy and presentable.
Tabitha entered and cocked his head. "Sir? What seems to be the problem?"
"I HAVE A FUCKING HOTASS DATE TONIGHT, TABITHA. IF ANYTHING EXPLODES IN MY OFFICE, YOU AND COURTNEY WILL DIE."
"Yes, sir!" Saluted the admin.
Maxie waited outside the headquarters for a few minutes and soon Guzma arrived riding upon a gigantic Grubbin. "Hop in, Cherry Boi!"
The magma leader awkwardly climbed aboard the abnormally large bug creature and sat next to his date. "Hrmp, and where should we dine?"
"You know any good bars around here?"
Maxie pondered for a moment.
Meanwhile, Team Magma headquarters abruptly exploded into flames.
"WHAT THE FUCK, TABITHA!" Shrieked Courtney. "YOU DO NOT MICROWAVE THE FUCKING ROCKET FUEL!"
"I was hungry."
"WHY THE FUCK DID YOU PLAN ON EATING ROCKET FUEL?!"
"I WAS HUNGRY!"
An hour later, Maxie and Guzma arrived at a Chuck-E-Cheese. Maxie ordered all the booze. Guzma ordered the mascot.
"Why did you order the mascot?" asked Maxie as he proceeded to consume every last glass of booze.
"I dunno."
Five minutes of quietness passed.
"DO ME NOW ON THIS TABLE, YOU SEXYBOI." Shouted the magma leader as he threw him self upon the table, raising his bottom up into the skull leader's face.
"K." Laughed Guzma as he stood up unzipping his pants, instantly shoving his erect genitals up the magma leader's bottom ripping straight through his shorts.
Maxie instantly shattered into a billion pieces, some getting into the mascot's eyes causing him to scream.
Guzma sighed annoyed. "Aw crap."
"HA HA!" Shouted Red nearby from within a ball pit.
"SHUT UP!"
"BOSS!" cried Tabitha from within a nearby trashcan.
"WHAT!" Gasped Guzma. "YOU WERE SPYING ON US?!"
"No," frowned Tabitha as he gnawed on a discarded pizza crust. "I was hungry."
"Oh, here." He handed him the mascot. "Eat this..."
"Ok."
Tabitha and Guzma got married and everyone died.
TO BE CONTINUED?
I dunno.
