32 Ways to Annoy Mark Hoffman

By DarkPhoenix567

Yesterday i was watching the Saw movies when this idea had came to mind.

I noticed the character Mark Hoffman gets angry alot so with that idea i made up a list of the things that will annoy and piss off this character.

So without further ado lets begin.

I do not own Saw or it's characters but i would't mind owning Costas his so fine.

him Perez is still alive and that he is getting sloppy in the killings.

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he does the shifty eyes make a loud noise and tell everyone about it.

the knife from him when his about to stab Perez and shake your finger at him saying accomplices don't play with knifes.

Perez ask him about his watch loudly spill the beans and say his Jigsaw's

Accomplice.

Erikson tells him about the finger prints and how he things it's someone else.

Whine loudly and go duh of cos it's someone else it's always someone else.

Then procced to give Mark death stares.

Perez says everyone look around the room then look at Mark and tell him of for spreading secrets.

the knife from his pocket and when he tries to stab Erickson go woopsie is that your knife i thought it was mine.

him if he found stabbing Perez a turn on.

he says no on things or denies things change your voice to his and go your lieing your fucking lieing!.

him when his gonna propse to Amanda..

he starts to go on and on about being blackmailed look at him and go join the club man.

his about to put the pigs mask on steal it and say your looks will have everyone falling over them selfs.

all the pigs masks and claoks and burn them.

And when everyone ask where they are point your finger at Mark and go you fucking pryo now look what you done.

hum Hello Zep when he goes through the secret door in John's room.

his on his knees screaming in pain make a loud noise walk in and go your not cleaning up the mess.

Mark and Strahm are in the room with the glass coffin fighting walk in and go you fucking cheats!.

Then walk out slamming the door shut behind you.

him he wasted his time killing Seth Baxter.

John reveals himself as Jigsaw to Mark grasps loudly then procced to hum Hello Zep.

he looks like he wants to kill someone pat him on the back and go don't worry your secret is safe with me.

his stabbing Perez go stabby,stab,stab,stab then procced to make loud sex noises and when he turns to tell you of grasp loudly and tell him off for having sex with Perez right in front of you.

him Jill put him in the reavsebear trap cos she thinks scars are sexy.

his Stabbing Erickson and Perez shake your finger at him and in Jigsaw's voice go killing is distasefull... to me.

him and Strahm are arguing look back and forth between them and go don't start ripping eachothers clothes of guys.

Amanda's inescapeble traps on him.

Him for giving Amanda the ideas.

John about Mark's letter.

Amanda about Mark's letter.

Amanda and Mark are talking walk up to them and tell them of for flirting then walk away.

him off everytime he brags.

him Jill has a fetish for mouth scars and when he ask her about it act clueless over it.

he takes Strahm's hand tell him of for cheating.

him Strahm called he wants his phone back.

all the above.

This is dedicated to my favourite Saw writer teenageroadkill2.

So there you have it .

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