This story was thought up when i was listening to Aizen's Bleach Beats. Dont own them or Bleach. Enjoy


Halibel was walking down the hall, the one that went past Aizen-sama's quarters. She stopped dead when she heard something. Getting closer to said quarters, she realized it was Aizen-sama singing. And it was opera. Him singing in the shower was worse enough, but opera?

A very rare, mischievous smile appeared on her face. She ran off, returning with a tape recorder, and recorded his singing.

After an Espada meeting, Halibel approached Aizen, after everyone had left.

"Aizen-sama?"

"Yes?"

"I…have a deal to make with you?"

"Oh? And just how do you expect to get me to even consider it?"

"I'll show everyone the tape."

"What tape?"

"The tape of you singing opera in the shower. I'm sure everyone will love it."

Aizen paused for a moment.

"What do you want."

"Ulquiorra's quarters."

"Fine, go get him."

Halibel returned quickly.

"Yes, Aizen-sama?" Ulquiorra said, bowing.

"You are to give up your quarters to Halibel."

"Wha…yes, Aizen-sama."

"Good. Now I suggest you two get busy."

They both bowed, and left.

Of course Halibel was very happy, she now had a much, much, larger room. And Ulquiorra had a very small one, compared to his old one. And Halibel made sure to hide the tape where Aizen could never find it, less she lose her knew room. And the look on Ulquiorra's and Aizen's faces had been priceless.

Ah, the joys of blackmail.


Yes, the joys of blackmail. Reviews! I live off them!