The Essay
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Foreword- I thought this seemed like a funny idea, so I went with it! Tell if you like it!
"Kagome! What are you doing?!" Kagome looked up at the infuriated hanyou and sighed.
"I'm doing my homework Inu Yasha." He frowned and glared at her.
"Well, this ain't your home, so do it there, not here. We've got work to do!" It was Kagome's turn to glare. She grabbed her binder and stood up, looking daggers at him.
"Look, I think looking for the jewel shards is important, but I have other important things to do!" Kagome said angrily, waving her binder in his face. "Thanks to the jewel and Naraku, my attendance record royally sucks, so I have to at least TRY to keep up with the class!" She thumped her binder for emphasis. Inu Yasha rolled his eyes.
"Why don't you just drop out then?" She glared at him. He knew that look. "Oh crap, wait just a sec..."
"SIT YOU JERK! SIT!" Inu Yasha did a double face plant. Kagome sighed and rubbed her head, dropping her binder in the process. She didn't even realize she'd dropped it until Inu Yasha was standing beside her, looking at the first page.
"Watcha workin' on?" Inu Yasha said, flipping it open.
"NO! Don't read that!" Kagome yelled, trying to grab it from him. "Don't read that assignment!" Sango, Miroku, and Shippo had just walked over to where they were fighting. They obviously knew what was going on and took off running in the opposite direction (you'll know why soon).
"No way!" Inu Yasha cried, jumping into a tree where he KNEW Kagome couldn't get him. "Hmm...what's it say...'Assignment-Write a paper on how to do something of your choice'. Sounds cool" Kagome groaned and buried her head in her hands.
How To... Piss Off Inu Yasha By Kagome Higurashi
Inu Yasha growled at the title. 'Oh god, I'm toast'
(Not in order of dislike) 1. Call him a cat 2. Touch his ears 3. Go home with the jewel pieces 4. Tell him to "sit" 5. Tell him he's like his brother 6. Tell him your out of ramen Call him a puppy Say you like the "wimpy wolf" Diss Kikyo Tell him he can't beat Naraku Break the Tetsaiga Ask if you can paint his fingernails Ask him why he doesn't wear shoes Ask him to cut his hair Touch Kagome's butt Ask Kagome on a date Annoy him about his relationship with Kagome Call him a girl Make him apologize to Kagome for being a dough head Let him read this list
"Well, you got the last one right wench!" He yelled, hoping down in front of her. Kagome squeaked.
"It wasn't me! Miroku, Sango, and Shippo saw the assignment and told me what to write so...where are you going.?" Inu Yasha turned and started to walk away.
"I think those three have a death wish. I'll be back!" And with that, he took off into the woods. Only to be greeted with the terrified screams of her friends.
The End
Author's Note- I'd like to thank my Language Arts teacher for giving me this idea. This is a one shot, so don't expect a sequal, unless my LA teacher inspires me. Oh well, till next time! Byes!
Foreword- I thought this seemed like a funny idea, so I went with it! Tell if you like it!
"Kagome! What are you doing?!" Kagome looked up at the infuriated hanyou and sighed.
"I'm doing my homework Inu Yasha." He frowned and glared at her.
"Well, this ain't your home, so do it there, not here. We've got work to do!" It was Kagome's turn to glare. She grabbed her binder and stood up, looking daggers at him.
"Look, I think looking for the jewel shards is important, but I have other important things to do!" Kagome said angrily, waving her binder in his face. "Thanks to the jewel and Naraku, my attendance record royally sucks, so I have to at least TRY to keep up with the class!" She thumped her binder for emphasis. Inu Yasha rolled his eyes.
"Why don't you just drop out then?" She glared at him. He knew that look. "Oh crap, wait just a sec..."
"SIT YOU JERK! SIT!" Inu Yasha did a double face plant. Kagome sighed and rubbed her head, dropping her binder in the process. She didn't even realize she'd dropped it until Inu Yasha was standing beside her, looking at the first page.
"Watcha workin' on?" Inu Yasha said, flipping it open.
"NO! Don't read that!" Kagome yelled, trying to grab it from him. "Don't read that assignment!" Sango, Miroku, and Shippo had just walked over to where they were fighting. They obviously knew what was going on and took off running in the opposite direction (you'll know why soon).
"No way!" Inu Yasha cried, jumping into a tree where he KNEW Kagome couldn't get him. "Hmm...what's it say...'Assignment-Write a paper on how to do something of your choice'. Sounds cool" Kagome groaned and buried her head in her hands.
How To... Piss Off Inu Yasha By Kagome Higurashi
Inu Yasha growled at the title. 'Oh god, I'm toast'
(Not in order of dislike) 1. Call him a cat 2. Touch his ears 3. Go home with the jewel pieces 4. Tell him to "sit" 5. Tell him he's like his brother 6. Tell him your out of ramen Call him a puppy Say you like the "wimpy wolf" Diss Kikyo Tell him he can't beat Naraku Break the Tetsaiga Ask if you can paint his fingernails Ask him why he doesn't wear shoes Ask him to cut his hair Touch Kagome's butt Ask Kagome on a date Annoy him about his relationship with Kagome Call him a girl Make him apologize to Kagome for being a dough head Let him read this list
"Well, you got the last one right wench!" He yelled, hoping down in front of her. Kagome squeaked.
"It wasn't me! Miroku, Sango, and Shippo saw the assignment and told me what to write so...where are you going.?" Inu Yasha turned and started to walk away.
"I think those three have a death wish. I'll be back!" And with that, he took off into the woods. Only to be greeted with the terrified screams of her friends.
The End
Author's Note- I'd like to thank my Language Arts teacher for giving me this idea. This is a one shot, so don't expect a sequal, unless my LA teacher inspires me. Oh well, till next time! Byes!
