Hello everybody this is AlternateAvenger's version of Everybody Hates Chris.

Disclaimer: I do not own Everybody Hates Chris or it's characters.

Narrator Chris's words will be italic. Flashbacks/cut-aways are BOLD . .

In 1982 I was 13. I always had a…

"CHRIS!" Rochelle said while busting in my room.

Goddammit momma I'm trying to narrate!

"Get in the bathroom and wipe the pee off the toilet seat."

"Who me!" Chris asked.

"Yea you!" Rochelle responded.

"That was Tonya nasty self peeing all over the seat! I ain't touchin' her nasty pee." Chris said.

"Boy get you behind in there and clean up that pee! I don't have time…" Rochelle screamed.

"I ain't cleaning her nasty pee." Chris cut her off.

"For you in my house not doing what I say…" Rochelle said.

*intro*