DAVE BOOK POV

So Rose gave me this book and told me to write my shit in it, so I am.

My friends a witch not going to ease you in on that fact like most shit on the televisions you see do with the dramatic music and stuff, that's right I broke the fourth wall motherfuckers and I would break the fifth and sixth if I knew how, hell this shit would be in animation if I wanted but that's beside the point, I was telling you about my witch friend. Her names Jade another thing about Jade is that she can control time and space make things big, turn them small you name it even has these killer red sparkly shoes like from wizard of oz, she's not technically a witch but prefers to be called it. Jade has a crush on me and gets kinda iffy about things, weird phases where she loses control, not of her powers or anything like giving my best bro John a tiny head and yaoi hands that would be ridicules, not of that but herself. She would bark and act like a dog from time to time, getting in that state of mind she grows dog ears and her skin turns black, not as in the normal skin colour you would see but a sort of grey-black. At first it scared me shitless but I've learned to live with it, John fainted (don't tell him I told you I swear to god if I get any more of his vengeance-pranks I'm going to lose it) and Rose just wanted to observe and study it, writing shit down in a book.

When she would get like this she would mess around with us, keeps things alive but it gets to you. Rose tried to break the place she kept us captive for god knows how long, she did it pretty well but then something happened horrible to her, John was in a separate place at the time and when he came back he was…normal but Jade twisted him in all the wrong places, he seemed happy but those baby blues looked dead. Then theres me, I'm alright for now. I mean you can't really do much to the boy you love with out hurting yourself in the process, but somehow she fucked me up and did it good. The most horrid part of it all is that she didn't mean to, as she told us all thousands of times over and over, like she accidently broke something of your or stood on your toe you can appoliies all you want but that isn't going to take the pain away.

What was I saying again? Oh yeah. This is my story on how I wished I never moved in with a witch. It hasn't happened yet but I can feel it, kinda my own little trait. I'm good at guessing thing that will happen in the future.


JOHN BOOK POV

Dear person who's reading this,

I'm John! My best friends are Jade, Rose and Dave. We all live together in this house and it doesn't seem real most of the time. Well this is probably because of Jade; she typically goes into weird dog like states and grows fluffly animals ears, it was cool at first (yeah okay I fainted so what) it was like a furry... but if you do something that tics her off she'll change again. I don't really like to think about it but if you try to get her out of that state she messes with you, I hate it when she pulls shit like that. Weird pictures will happen in your head and then shit happens when you're inside this state in a non-fictional world you become different and sort of a sadist. When it's finally all over everything then depends on her mood afterwards, she could be super happy or constantly apologizing, we know she can't control it…I hope she can't and hasn't been messing with up this entire time.

But she needs to learn to that's why I'm writing it all down in this thick thing sort of like my own process log like Rose, my hands not going to hurt for nothing! So…if anything dose happen to me from this, or the others let them know it's going to be okay, Jade is still our friend and what ever happened wasn't intentional. Hopefully. Shucks now I feel bad writing this, it is about my personal life but its kinda one outing Jade, I see Rose is writing really fast across the room. Her hand writings nice and swirly, hard to read but it looks pretty. I'm guessing she's writing about Jade more than anything, I wouldn't know you would have to read it. But what I'm trying to say is I'm not scared of what's going to happen. I trust Jade, but I am a little…edgy about it all. I've started to lose my love for dogs and I can barely eat 'snausages' without gagging anymore, I think Dave's the same but just hides it better than me. Rose is holding out the best, that or it's just not affecting her as much. Whatever it is she's lucky because I'm getting kinda scared that when I'm in that state I'm getting cocky, then later on when its over with I'm okay with what happens afterwards.


ROSE BOOK POV

Dear the fellow who decides to enlighten themselves about very serious facts,

Jade Harley, age appearance is 21 I doubt she's lying but witches can be deceiving. Living with me, Rose Lalonde, Dave Strider and John Egbert on 24a apple road for half a year, about a month ago her powers have been getting the better of her and were wasting them on us to lower the high magic rates pulsing through her veins. I have come to a silent agreement with myself that she is gaining magic and from not using it often as those folk in the urban legends its over running her system and taking control now and again, hence the random animal ears popping out of her head, transporting one place to another without a second thought is really her body trying to lower it as much as possible. The solution being her room mates were like Guiney pigs to her, yes I find this quite offensive but I'm willing. I don't mind what she does to my head; scramble it up if it brings us at least a smigy bit closer to understanding the unknown I'm alright with that. But I want to see what I can do if something doesn't go according to plan in that little trance she puts us in, see if I can adapt to this life style so it's easy as possible and write down later feedback.

Witch of space and time, as she's informed us. I find that hard to believe but anything's capable, I don't see anyone complaining when she turns the chocolate cake 5 times bigger. I have come to believe this is also a mind trick, making the brain think its eating when really nothings there, trick the brain means its producing stomach acids. I'm baffled why we don't get major digestion or heart burn, but if you can taste something you never even touched there are a lot of possibilities.

I must remind myself this isn't my journal for keeping track of her, more of a personal blog. I just wrote those things in case something happened to me and no one could guess the password to my vault holding my goods to the juicier facts about it all. Well done this is something to keep you going on, is this more than you ever even got close to? Well you must try harder then.


Okay do I'm doing what no author should really do and juggle stories of course typing in 'book' form was just for this chapter alone i don't think I'll be doing it again unless someones reading from a book. Its going to have a bunch of different story lines, from different point of views each time.

This is mainly going to be used so i don't over do it in my other stories because I literally want to do all the damn story lines.

So if you didn't get it here's the jist of what i was trying to get at. Jade has some witch powers but everyones fine with it because they're buds and don't give a shit, Rose likes to keep track of what happens, more like a hobby more than anything or if the government want information about the living witch she can just give them that then them take away her friend.

Of course its going to have a plot and stuff but that will happen over time rather than BAM! its going to be a long story all happening a week later from each other, rather than a everyday thing. On chapter two i'm going to get right into it with Jades power activated so all of you can start to understand her powers, they're not going to be completely the same as the ones in Homestuck offcial comic i might add more to it as it doesn't really say her over loading powers or what ever but it could happen w/e man its going to be a long story ill tell you that.

Daves fine with it mostly just worrying how its going to effect him and the others in the future, Johns frightened how he's starting to be okay with it (Take note that its been a month since she started so thats about 5-7 times its happened to them) and Rose isnt buying whats going on.

Well that was a long sum up but really this is just a 'i'll type down a bunch off random stories and link them up somehow!' kind of thing

-Jayjude

P.S When they're writing they're writing as if someones gotten hold of the book and they're trying to explain whats happening to them