I got bored when i wrote this...and its not suppose to be "creative", "descriptive" or have "a good plot line"...

its just a story. just for fun.


Once upon a time in Rainbow Sunshine Land lived many, many retards and cool people.

Among these retards and cool people where….um….Adrienne, Julia, Kayla, Angel, JOE! Julia, Carl and….um…CINDEE!

I don't feel like describing each individual character. Cause….I is lazy like that.

Well um…one day Kayla was walking….in a field of butterflies, she looks really odd walking in field of butterflies because she was wearing all black. Behind her was Adrienne prancing around in the flowers. Joe was picking a flower….

"HOLY SHI-"yelled Joe.

"What…the….hell!" Kayla turns around to see that the flower had teeth and was going to eat Joe…

"Whooooa…." Adrienne stood in front of the flower staring at it.

Then Adrienne gets eaten by the big scary, sharp tooth flower…thing…

Dramatically, Kayla covered her mouth…and started laughing un controlably….

Watching it all, Carl, stared blankly at the scene for a few seconds, then cracked up laughing…

And who the hell is Cindee? Cindee is the weather person that lives in Kayla's head.

You also may be wondering, "Why wasn't Joe eaten!" Well, DURRR Joe is obviously too cool and awesome to be eaten. RETARDS.

Then there's this awkward silence….

(Random: Nathan: Did you know that each time theres an awkward silence, a gay baby is born.)

Out of no where Jessica appears….

"…..Hi…." Kayla says all surprised...

"I know how I could help in this tragic time…" says Jessica 'kindly'. -Jessica suddenly runs off in some random direction, within 5 seconds she returns….with gasoline and a flame thrower.-

-Joe, Angel, Kayla, Carl Julia, and the Man-Eating Flower (yes suddenly Julia and Angel have appeared too) stand in silence and confusion…-

-Then Jessica throws the gasoline at the Man Eating Flower (and hits it hard on the head with it too….so it's like…KOed….) and then she laughs manically… oO -

"MAWHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!" And like VRWOOOOSH! Jessica lights the KOed man-eating flower on fire….with Adrienne inside it getting torched…

Everyone watches the pretty flames burn the flower to ashes….and then Kayla starts to cry.

"Uh…you ok?" Carl asks.

"NO! The pretty flower is dead and gone for ever!" Kayla continues being emo. (Ahhh run away!)

"…." Julia says…but doesn't say, because she didn't say anything really…..

"…oh well it was a pretty light show!"

"My life's dream has been accomplished!" Jessica randomly exclaims

-….and in the background of this conversation there is some random fans of Joe asking for his autograph on his newest published book "How To Be Awesome, But Not As Awesome as Me" hand guide….book thingy….-

"And there's a 3.16 chance of rain, over there! And there is a 133.3 chance of raining sombreros right here in Rainbow Sun Shine Land…." Cindee…reports.

Now, let's see what all our "friends" in Rainbow Sunshine Land, are thinking:

Julia simply is thinking "what the hell is wrong with everyone these days!"

Carl is thinking…"….holy crap, these people are insane."

Joe is thinking "god damnnit! I'm so sexy!"

Angel is thinking "…..oh my god. Everyone has lost it."

Kayla is thinking "…butterflies. Yummy."

"OH MY SHEBA! WE ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THE ALMOST KOOLEST PERSON! But they're not as cool as Joe…because no one is-" Kayla screams out of no where….

Then Adrienne randomly appears behind her." DON'T USE SHEBA'S NAME IN VAIN!"

"….what the-"Angel says look at Adrienne

"...-HELL!" Carl finishes Angel's sentence….

"Noooooo you live! Why! Damn Canadian…" Jessica whines

"-…ESTHER!" Adrienne, Angel, Kayla and Julia say…somehow at the same time. (um…they randomly went back to the person who they forgot about…just so u know)

Then Esther randomly appears…too.

"Hey what's up, Tony man…cu…si? …Kayla says.

"Hiiii!" after being nice and friendly Esther glares at Kayla…

And so this is just the beginning of these peeps "adventures" within Rainbow Sunshine Land, so they question still remains….are they retards, or the cool people in this wonderful, fantastical land?

…or are they the retarded-cool people?

……or is it the cool-retarded people!

GOD DAMMIT I DON'T KNOW!

runs away crying