Barry watched as Joseph inspected the Bravo's helicopter.
"Damn, that is going to be one hefty Insurance claim for the RPD." He thought to himself as he stroked his ginger beard. Chris was wandering around the crash site "pretending" to be busy. Jill was watching Wesker, who was watching as Joseph exited the helicopter then proceeded to bring up everything he had to eat that day.
"Oh come on man it can't be that bad." Chris laughed.
"Oh you think so, well go have a look tough guy." Joseph managed. Chris sauntered over to the helicopter like Mr cool and proceeded to have a look.
"Wow, I guess good old Kev won't have to worry about the price of glasses anymore." Chris said. Jill walked up behind him and slapped him soundly up side the head.
"Have some respect man, he wont have to worry about anything he is dead." She turned and walked towards Barry, who was at that present moment in time wishing he was somewhere else.
"Its Kevin." She said solemnly.
"What is?" Barry asked, coming out his daze.
"Earth to Barry, come in Barry." Jill said knocking him on the head.
"I am here now what is it?" he asked.
"Kevin is dead and there is no sign of the Bravo team." Jill answered.
"Hey guys come on its getting late I need to get home." Brad shouted out the helicopter window.
"I am sure you can stay up past your bedtime tonight Brad, I am sure mummy will understand." Jill remarked sarcastically.
"No she wont, she will be so worried if I don't get home in time for my supper." Brad replied.
"Wow guys look at this." Chris said holding something up.
"it's a stone Chris." Wesker said.
"Yeah but not just any kind of stone, it's a Butt shaped stone." Chris burst into fits of laughter and fell to the ground. Wesker rolled his eyes and walked away. Joseph, seeing this as a perfect situation to get some revenge, walked up and kicked Chris's ass as he rolled about the ground laughing. Chris took no notice and continued to laugh.
"Chris get up you stupid boy, we have work to do." Barry said giving Chris a kick. Chris wiped his eyes and got up off the grass.
"Yeah I guess you are right, wait a second while I get into character." He said. He put on the best serious face he could muster, which looked like something between a bulldog chewing a wasp and a child pouting.
"Right folks to business." He said.
"Eh excuse me but who is the captain here?" Wesker asked. Chris hung his head and put his hands behind his back.
"You are Captain Wesker." He answered, like a scolded school child.
"That's right Chris read the badge." Wesker said holding his badge in Chris's face.
"See, it says it right there next to my gorgeous picture, Captain Wesker not Captain Redfield."
"Ok Captain I think he gets it." Jill said.
"Well I guess we had better get to what we were supposed to be doing which was…" he trailed off.
"Looking for the Bravo's, sir." Jill whispered in his ear.
"That's right Looking for the Bravo's come on folks lets get searching." Wesker said.
"Hey can we go for search pattern alpha Z?" Barry asked excitedly.
"You mean run around like headless chickens until we find someone or something?" Wesker asked questioningly.
"Yeah come on Captain pretty please with sugar on top, it would be so cool and we never use it." Barry pleaded.
"Yeah Barry, because the last time we did we never found anything." Wesker said.
"Yeah but it would be fun." Joseph added. "And I mean come on when was the last time we had any fun." Wesker had to think, he really couldn't remember the last time they had fun.
"Oh alright then lets go." He said. Everyone jumped around excitedly and went off into the woods alone, laughing and shouting as they did so.
"Hey I can't see anything." Jill shouted.
"No me neither, who put the sun out?" Chris shouted.
"You idiots, you better not be running around with your eyes closed again we all know what happened the last time." Wesker yelled. There was silence then,
"Hey I can see now thanks captain I forgot." Chris shouted.
"Yeah thanks captain." Jill added. Wesker walked over to the helicopter and sat next to Kevin.
"I didn't want this post you know, I could have gone to better places but no I choose to captain a bunch of idiots, what's that Kevin, oh yeah I know I am so great, handsome and I could have been a model." Wesker sighed and put his head in his hands. He looked up and watched as Barry kicked stones about the ground.
"You know I wish I had muscles like that." Wesker said out loud.
"Well you could if you exercised more." Jill said from behind him. Wesker almost died right there on the spot.
"Jill don't ever do that to me again." He panted trying to get his breath back.
"Hey guys I found a gun with a hand attached to it what should I do?" Joseph shouted. Just then a pack of dogs jumped form no where and attacked him.
"You know I always thought he was more a cat person." Chris mused as he watched Joseph being killed.
"Move you idiot." Barry shouted as he dragged Chris away.
"I was just saying." Chris said. They ran deeper into the forest.
"Hey Captain where are we going?" Jill asked.
"I don't know." He replied.
"Hey look a mansion that is supposed to be derelict but look s pretty good." Barry said.
"I guess we are going there." Jill shouted. The dogs finally gave up the chase and went back to their meal. Barry threw his considerable bulk at the door and bounced right off it.
"Oh my god did you see that oh I wish I had a camera." Chris howled with laughter. Jill took one look at Barry's sad face and laughed as well.
"Come on Barry don't let that big old nasty door get the better of you give it another go." Wesker said.
"Yeah." Barry sniffed. "I guess I should." He got up and went for the door again, and this time it obliged and swung open. Wesker grabbed the two laughing idiots and threw them in to the well lit main hall. He turned and locked the door. Once the laughter had died down Chris had a look about the hall.
"Oh man we have left Brad out there." He said.
Back at the helicopter…
"Uh guys." Brad said. He looked around and realised he was alone. He used his radio to call Wesker.
"How can I help you Brad?" he asked in a pleasant "We didn't mean to just leave you back there with those killer dogs, honest."
"Screw you guys, I am going home I will let someone know you need help. Seriously how could you leave me here all alone in the dark?" Brad sobbed.
"Very easily Brad, what we did was run for our lives." Wesker answered. Jill walked up and grabbed the radio off Wesker.
"Hey Bradski out there all alone in the dark, you had better watch the bogey man doesn't catch you and gobble you up." Jill said.
"Shut up that's not nice." Brad blubbered down the line. "I am going home." He cut the radio off and flew away.
"Do you think he will send help?" Barry asked.
"Meh, probably not you know what he is like he will get home, forget, then we will have to find our own way back." Wesker answered.
"I will check outside, see if the coast is clear." Jill said. She had a quick glance out the door and shut it again.
"What's up Jill? See a mirror." Chris said. He laughed but only briefly when he saw the look on Jill's face.
"Well I will say this much those dogs are well trained, there is about ten of them all out there wearing bibs and waiting for us and I swear one licked his lips and winked at me." Jill answered.
"Who's for a game of hide and seek this place would be great for it." Chris suggested.
"No I think we should have a look around and." Wesker was interrupted by Jill.
"Steal everything we can get our hands on, I mean a place like this must be filled with goodies." She said almost salivating at the thought.
"No stealing Jill and do you know why?" Wesker asked.
"Cause its naughty." Jill answered.
"Yes because it is naughty, no what we are going to do is to split into teams and investigate, you know see if we can find those good fellows from the other team." Wesker said.
"Fellows and fellowets remember Rebecca is there too." Jill added.
"Right Barry and I will be Alpha team A, Jill, you and Chris can be Alpha team B any questions.
"ALPHA TEAM B RULE." Chris and Jill shouted before they headed off through a set off double doors.
"You know if anything comes up they cant deal with they will die." Barry said as he stroked his beard.
"Do you do that every time you speak?" Wesker asked.
"Yes, what off it?" Barry asked.
"Oh nothing lets go find our fellow team mates." He said. Barry walked off towards the stairs.
"Alpha team A rule." Wesker said quietly under his breath.
"What was that?" Barry asked.
"Oh, eh, nothing." Wesker answered. Barry smirked and continued up the stairs, Wesker following close behind, momentarily forgetting who was captain.
