Disclaimer: I do not own KH.

For a heads up: Kairi Bashing will come in later chapters. Some in this chapter. I HATE her. End of story. So if you like Kairi, but I mean, if you really love her don't read this. It's rated T because of later, of course. Use of swears, etc. I don't know. Whatever come's to mind.


Sora pushed one of Larxene's bangs out of her eyes, smiling sweetly at his loved one. She smiled back, enjoying the comfort of his presence. That's all they needed, themselves.

But of course… who could forget Namine, Roxas, and Axel?

Namine and Roxas had started a relationship, as Axel predicted. Axel had predicted for himself that he would lounge around and date any girl that popped up in the realm of light. And of course, he was right. After about a week, the girl and him would breakup with each other. Oh, Larxene couldn't wait for the day a girl didn't want to breakup with Axel.

The Realm of Light wasn't exactly much of a valley of somewhat. On the other side of the mountain lied a town. It was a combination of Twilight Town and Traverse Town except that it was light out. Just daylight all day. You could do anything you wanted, watch movies, play games, just about anything you could do here. Larxene loved it, it was paradise.

Of course, the games and movies were nice. But only one equation stuck in her mind:

Larxene+Sora Paradise. (Of course with a little Namine, Roxas, and Axel mixed in)

Larxene would be content as long as Kairi didn't kill herself. Kairi loved Sora enough where if it hurt enough, she would kill herself. But luckily, she hadn't yet. If Kairi came here, the little bitch would ruin her relationship with Sora. And if Sora and Kairi got together…

Larxene would kill Kairi. Maybe leave her half dead somewhere and let the animals finish her off. Larxene cracked a smile at the thought. Now… that was more amusing than watching Axel getting slapped by girls. On a scale of 1-100 that was over 100. She would gladly pay money to see Kairi die. (You get the point now? Don't you?)

Namine, being Kairi's Nobody, was actually much less of a bitch than Kairi. Actually, she wasn't a bitch at all. Namine was sweet and wasn't self-centered like Kairi. Namine was fun to just goof off with. Sure, Namine seemed a bit mature but after you penetrated her shell, she was a wonderful goof. She was understanding, kind, and had somewhat of an evil touch… Or at least that's what Roxas said. But that's because she dragged him to the mall.

Axel thought, thought the mall was heaven. Though technically they were in heaven, but you get the point, don't you? Anyway, Axel hit on every girl there. Hell, after a while, he believed he was going to run out of girls to hit on and had a panic attack. He was so bad, that he stayed in his house and refused to come out. Sora and Roxas eventually pried him out and he began to hit on girls again. He even tried to hit on Larxene once.

But the fun ended for Axel when he got a mouthful of dirt and a huge bump on the head that was shaped like a key.

Same thing happened when he flirted with Namine. Except with two bumps shaped like a key.

Larxene tortured him of course. She just asked Axel to jump into a pond to "find her bracelet". Then just a few little zaps of electricity and that taught him a lesson. His hair was frizzy for a week.

Namine changed his cologne to some stinky stuff. Larxene and the others didn't ask what it was because it was so bad. Axel didn't even notice till the end of the day. Every single girl he flirted with ran, far, far, away.

Sora said he felt particularly close to Namine. Larxene understood, she and Roxas were the closest thing to his home and friends. Sure, Larxene felt jealous time to time but she got over it. She loved Sora way too much and couldn't afford to be jealous.

"Hey, Larxene." Sora said one night, her head resting on his shoulder and halfway asleep.

"Hm?" Larxene managed to reply, yawning after it.

"How… How did you fall in love with me?" He asked. She heard him suck in his breath, waiting for the answer.

"I dunno. Your eyes, your hair, and most of all…" She pulled her head up and forced their eyes to meet. "Well… I can't exactly describe it. Your kind, spirited, cute… Something just attracted me to you." She paused, musing over her thoughts. "And I couldn't get enough of it." She smiled at him, placing a quick kiss on his cheek.

Sora grinned. "Same with me… I knew you weren't that evil underneath that cute face."

"Oh, really?" She teased him. "What if this was all a lie?"

Sora frowned. "It would suck! But… you aren't lieing." Larxene raised an eyebrow. "W-what? I can't trust you?"

Larxene giggled and rested her head on his shoulder again. "Yeah you can trust me."

Larxene smiled at the memory. She scooted closer to him, feeling the wind pick up. She shivered, but then felt Sora's arm and his jacket over her shoulder. "Cold?" He asked.

Larxene nodded, hugging her knees to her chest. "Well…" Sora stood and helped her up. "I guess we should go home?"

Larxene nodded. "Yeah, but first lets visit Axel and the others." Sora nodded and the two headed into town.


"Namine…" Roxas whined, actually on his knees now with pleading eyes. "Please. Please, whatever you do, don't make me go to the mall!"

Namine crossed her arms, annoyed. "Roxas, it isn't that bad. Remember the last time we went? You enjoyed even though I didn't."

Roxas smirked, remembering watching the girls at the mall in Victoria Secrets. But then frowned when he saw Namine glaring at him. "Listen, they weren't as pretty as you."

Axel laughed. "Nice defense."

Namine glanced at him and back at Roxas. She sighed, "Listen, your going. I need someone to carry my stuff."

Axel grinned. "You know… I could carry your stuff." Axel suggested.

Roxas narrowed his eyes, taking out Oblivion and Oathkeeper. Axel's eyes widened, remembering his last moment with those keys. "Alright, Alright. No need to get violent."

Just then, Sora and Larxene popped through the door and saw Roxas with his weapons out. "Again?" Sora asked.

Roxas nodded and opened the door for Namine. "Ready, to go?" Namine smiled and walked out the door. Before Roxas left though, he winked at other three. "Pray for me, k?"

Sora nodded, giving him a thumbs up. Roxas left when Namine pulled his ear and dragged him down the street a little.

"Soo… how are you two lovebirds?" Axel asked.

Sora grinned. "Fine. You? Still dating and being our pyromaniac pervert?"

Axel raised an eyebrow and frowned. "Hey, Hey! That happened only one time and Larxene pushed me in!"

Larxene scoffed. "Hey, you kept stairing for a good while. You seemed to like it."

Axel glanced away and whispered something like, "Not until the security guards beat me half to death."

"Anyway…" Sora said, in an attempt to change the subject. "Who's the lucky girl this time?"

"Heh. She's a looker. The girl who came here about a week ago. Her name's Alexis. Black hair, green eyes, and a very sexy figure. She's 23, a fighter, trust me, she kicks ass. And…"

"Alright, we don't need her profile!" Larxene cried. "You'll dump her in a week anyways."

Axel ignored her and looked down at his watch. "Time to go!" He opened the door and stepped out. "Now you two be nice and no naughty stuff." Axel closed the door before Larxene could throw a vase at him.

Sora sighed. "How bout some ice cream and a movie?"

Larxene licked her lips at the thought. "Sounds good."


Roxas sat down on the bench inside the mall, watching girls enter and leave Victoria's Secrets again. He stretched and took a drink of his soda. Namine took so long in stores, especially when she was in the art store. She would spend the whole day in there if Roxas didn't stare at girls. He closed his eyes and reopened them to find a girl with hazel eyes and brunette hair. On her wrist was a bag from Victoria's Secrets. 'Crap…' He thought. 'Did she see me?'

"Hello." She greeted, sitting down next to him.

"Uh… Hi." Roxas replied, stairing down at his shoes now.

"So… do you have a girlfriend?" She asked, bending down to see his face more clearly.

Roxas shot up. "W-What?"

The girl giggled. "I'll take that as a no." She put her bag down. "How about some dinner?"

"Uh…I… Um." Roxas stammered, trying to find the right words.

"No he would not like some dinner." Namine answered for him, her hands on her hips defiantly.

The girl smiled strangely and quickly got back up. "Oh… You already have a girlfriend." She quickly left, hurrying down the mall.

"N-Namine." Roxas stuttered. "Um… Please, it wasn't what it looked like. I was sitting down and she came to talk to me… and…"

Namine placed her index finger on his lips to silence him. "Shh… Roxas, I saw the whole thing." She kissed him on the cheek. "Now… Dinner?"

Roxas smiled, "Yeah…" He grabbed Namine's bags and they began to walk, Namine holding on to his arm to make sure no girl decided to flirt with him.


"W-Wait!" Axel cried. But before another word could be said, Alexis splashed water on him, which instantly dried thanks to his fire element. He covered his face in embarrassment. One kid was snickering the entire time.

Axel left the restaurant, the kid trailing after him. "No luck, huh Mister?" The kid asked, grinning.

"Nope. They usually leave me in a week but a day? Not impossible." He said, eyeing the kid strangely. "Hey, shouldn't you be with you mom?"

"Yeah…" The kid said. "But is that good?"

"What?" Axel asked.

"To be dumped within a day."

"Um…I… Uh… Well…" Axel stammered, trying to find the right words. Instead he just shook his head walked down the street.

The kid looked after him. "I guess it is!" And he ran to his mother, to tell what he was going to do when he went out on his first date.


Sora grumbled, rolling to his side. He was asleep on the couch. Larxene grinned, starting to feel sleep come to her. She positioned herself so that she was in Sora's arms without waking him up.

Oh, if only Kairi could see this.

Larxene dug her head into his chest and whispered, "Goodnight." Before she fell asleep within her lover's arms.

Life in the Realm of Light was great for everyone. Sure, it had it's downside's with Axel but it was great other than that. Larxene hoped she never would be brought back to life for some reason. She loved it here.


The next chapter will be called: Back At Destiny Islands.

Also! Important: I randomly chose a title for this story. Any suggestion's would be great for a title!

And... I will redo the epilougue for My Sora Problem. I didn't want it to be like that. I wasn't exactly on my game that day...

Anyway! Review!