Hi! This is the first story I'm uploading (and the only one written so far :P). I hope I don't offend anybody, is intended to be funny, and disgust a little. Thank for this chapter to Goldmoon Reader who dared me to write it. And I thank SeffyDazzled who corrected it (I'm a spanish native, so I can have errors).
Chapter 01: The Dream is Over
Suddenly I wake up, alone in my bed. I can hear snoring, confirming that Charlie is still sleeping, so it must be pretty early, but Edward isn't here. I'm not entirely surprised I woke up, because I don't feel his coolness.
Well, maybe he went to change clothes, or the family called. So I go back to sleep.
When the alarm starts I shut it down, and again, Edward still isn't here. For now I decide to shrug it off and do my morning routine.
While I was eating breakfast I hear a car pulling in to our drive way. I get up quickly expecting that it's Edward, but when I open the door, I find a sobbing Alice.
"Alice, are those tears?!"
"Of co-course not! It's just the ra-rain."
"Come in quickly then, what happened? It's not Edward, is it?"
"No no…. we-well, partly," she says looking a little more composed now.
"Oh my god, is he ok? Tell me please!"
"Yes, yes he's fine… more than fine that-that… cold, heartless monster." She has a look in her eyes that says 'I'm thinking of all the ways to torture him', and it's kinda scary. But her words are more important right now.
"How can you say something like that Alice! Tell me what happened."
"I can't talk about it right now, please Bella, could I stay here a little while I calm down? I'll tell you everything later." She looks up at me with puppy eyes full of sadness and pain. What could Edward possibly have done to make her feel this way?
"Yes, yes of course Alice, come into the living-room and sit down. Do you need anything?" I can't offer her a coffee, can I?
"No, no I'm fine, thank you Bella. I just want to sit here quietly for a moment." With that I let her be. I do some chores; put some clothes in the washing machine, although I can't stop thinking that something is very wrong.
After I finished every possible chore of the house, I sit beside Alice and look at her expectantly.
"Ok Bella, I'm still feeling like crap, but I'll tell you. This morning I went hunting with Rosalie to make her company, because Emmett is currently with Esme in Seattle, helping her on a house, moving furniture and carrying stuff for her. When I was in the middle of drinking a deer I had a vision…. a vision of Jasper… and Edward… kissing…"
At that I just could gape at her in shock, but she continued.
"I started to run as fast as I could to the house, but I just got there in the exact second the kiss happened, so I was a first hand witness to that…" She started to sob softly again.
"Alice ho- how- … why… I-I can't." I couln't form a coherent sentence. How could Edward, after the many times he swore about his love to me, cheat on me? And with another man! His brother!
Then I hear a soft nock on my door.
"Go away! I don't want to see you ever again," Alice replied crying and yelling at the same time.
"Please let me come in. I can explain everything, please Bella." I couldn't listen to his voice and remain indiferent, so I did two things: I opened the door, and started sobbing when I saw him standing in my doorway with all his beauty.
"Please, Bella. Believe me when I tell you that the kiss wasn't something planned. It just happened."
With a shaky voice I managed to ask, "But why? Why did you kiss him? If this was nothing, how could you do it?"
"Bella, I said it was unplanned, I never said that it didn't mean anything." Those words were like a slap in the face—they left me breathless and I had to hold on to the door knob to prevent falling down.
"Wha-what do you mean? You love him?" I screech.
"No Bella, of course not, I only love you. But that kiss meant something. After so many years of hearing Alice's thoughts about Jasper…I can't help but find him atractive, and today I found out he felt the same."
Of course he does, who doesn't find Edward hot, that's obvious. But it still doesn't make any sense.
"You mean that you're gay? And he is too?"
"No Bella, it's not like that."— He pauses in thought— "Well, you could say it's like that… but I assure you that it's purely physical. I only love you." He attempts to dazzle me with his mesmerizing eyes— As if that will solve anything.
"You say it like it's something trivial, not important. How would you feel if you saw me and Alice kissing?"
"Weeell, honestly, that would be pretty hot. She's beautiful, you're beautiful; you two could only be beautiful together…"
After what he said I just stared at him in shock. What happened to my Edward? This is not him. How could he change so much?
"I don't believe you. This is a joke, isn't it? Please tell me it's a joke. I can't believe you are saying all these things."
At that exact moment two things happened at once: firstly, Edward's face crumbled down, like sadness was killing him. And secondly, Jasper joined us. When he saw Edward (and I KNOW he saw Alice crying too) he came closer and embraced him, saying soft, comforting words in his ear.
"It's going to be ok… they will understand and we can be together… Shhhh… It's ok."
Hearing that made me lose it.
"Go away. I don't want to see you both never again! If you come near me, I'll spill everything I know about the vampire world. Just go away."
I glared at them, waiting for them to leave, and then I slammed the door and went to sit next to Alice, to cry with her.
"What are we going to do now?" She asked me in a soft whisper
"I can only think of one thing…" I said at the same time as Alice had a vision.
"Ok, start packing Bella. I'll go get my car and say good bye to everyone." She understood my plan perfectly.
Two years later…
"Alice? Did you see my pills? I'm thinking that today I'm going to sleep with that cute guy from yesterday.
"Sorry, here they are Bella. I was cleaning the apartment a little."
After the incident with our boyfriends, we escaped to Las Vegas, and now work as waitresses in a large casino. We make a good living, they give good tips, especially if we "served" them after work, and we always have Alice's gift to multiply the money easily.
We are living a carefree life, never happy, but enough to bear our pasts. I have been married three times, I remember two of them— the third I was too drunk.
Alice has pretty much done the same things as me, expect for the drunken part. Although, things have changed somewhat; every once in a while Alice has the urge to drink from a human, and she does. I don't blame her for it, I understand it. It is her only outlet.
"Ugh, it still hurts a little," I complain holding my stomach.
"Are you sure, Bella, that it's okay for you to have sex so close to the abortion? What did the doctor say?" We still love each other very much and take care of each other, although her being a vampire makes it easy for me to take care of her.
"Yes, of course it's ok, Alice. Nothing happened the other times, and I enjoyed it as much as always." That means faking a lot of orgasms…
"Ok. I'll see you later. I want to buy a new bed and I need money, so I think I'll play a little roulette," Alice said as she started to leave.
"Be careful, I don't want the cops here again because the casino accuses you of cheating."
"No worries," Alice called out before shutting the front door.
I sat down on the sofa. I pick up a pen and paper and start writing what's going in my mind, something I now usually do. My thoughts immediately turn to the Cullens.
Carlisle, Esme, Rosalie and Emmett come and visit us now and then, but they aren't very fond of our lifestyle, so they don't stay for long.
Eddie and Emo-boy are living together. Yeah, that's right; they live together in Alaska now, isolated from everyone. The rest of the family is too mad by what they did to us to maintain contact with them. But I know that Carlisle calls them once in a while to check on them.
Alice tries the best she can to ignore visions about them, but she was so attuned to watching Jasper that sometimes she can't help herself and sees something.
Sometimes it's something innocent, like them walking in the forest watching the sunset. And sometimes it's something horrendous, like the time she saw Edward tied up and Jasper dressed in leather.
When Alice got that vision she started to cry, saying that she was the one who had taught Jasper his moves. I simply shuddered.
I guess we'll just keep living this life until we get tired. Alice and I are organizing everything for my change. We decided that on my 21st birthday she'll change me so we could party forever. I must say that I'm gonna miss some things like all the alcohol, and maybe my parents. I haven't spoken to Charlie since last year and Renee calls, but we don't really have a conversation. Jacob came to visit once, but Alice managed to tie him up and we did naughty things to him. Now, well, he doesn't ever want to come near us again. Oh well, what can you do about it? Maybe we'll hit on Emmett the next time they visit, and I certainly want to test Carlisle.
Good bye and greetings from gorgeous Las Vegas. Don't believe in boys that spend more time dazzling than loving their girlfriend.
That warning was something I didn't listen to, and just look at how my life turned out.
Well, the second chapter it won't take that long. Hope you liked this one. Bye! Saludos
