Lavi waltzed down the hall, thoughts wandering. Komui said Kanda was already back from his mission; he wasn't training, or in the cafeteria, he didn't answer when Lavi knocked on his door, and Reever saw Kanda going into her room about an hour ago and no body saw either of them come out. therefor he was in her room doing who knows what, and Lavi was going to find out what it was.
He stopped beside the door, like right next to the door, his one eye closed as his super rabbit hearing kicked in. He heard the sheets rustle followed by a moan. What the-? she was breathing hard, he probably was too but he breathed so quietly it was scary. Lavi moved closer images appearing in his head of what Kanda could be doing to her. A dark chuckle emanated form the doorway cutting off a slight whimper.
"K-Kanda!" she screeched noisily.
"Baby" Kanda scolded amused and quickly grunted at something she did.
More panting and moans followed ending in a slightly muffled scream. Lavi paled, a smile creeping on his lips, he didn't think Yuu had it in him. Kanda would never live this down.
"Hey, Lavi!" Allen ran up waving, a smile on his face. "I'm headed to the cafeteria want to come?"
"Sure" Lavi threw an arm over Allen's shoulder, "Wait 'til I tell you what I just heard Yuu doing"
~Now to what was really happening in her room~
"Hold still, your shoulder's dislocated" Kanda snarled shoving the girl face first into the bed and holding her down forcibly.
"Can't the nurse just take care of it?" She whined as he held her arm out, away from her side.
"What and leave you in the infirmary for a month just to make sure you don't re-dislocate? It's faster my way"
"But it hurts more." she struggled away kicking at her sheets, trying to dislodge the stubborn swordsman.
"Tch" Kanda, annoyed, actually climbed onto her back pressing down on her arm-his knees holding her still-she moaned pressing her face into the pillow.
He continued adding pressure to her arm and with his weight on her it was hard to breathe so it was coming out in ragged gasps.
"Bully" she whined, voice hard to understand through all the feathers of her pillow as she continued to whimper.
Kanda chuckled as she punched the bed next to him with her good arm, "You missed me."
She was distracted, good, he pulled on her shoulder knocking back into place.
"K-Kanda!" she pulled away, "That hurt"
"Baby" he chuckled as she muttered and cursed burying her face back into the folds of her bed, "Just get it over with"
He leaned forward cutting off more of her air pressing harder, she moaned dreading what was to come, quickly popping her shoulder properly back into place making her scream, it was quieter due to her mouth being full of pillow.
"Hey, Lavi!" Allen's voice drifted through the wood stopping right outside her door.
Kanda stood grabbing his exorcist jacket from the chair where he tossed it so it wouldn't get in the way. She opened the door to see the red head with his air over the other's shoulders "Wait 'til I tell you what I just heard Yuu doing" he laughed evilly-the pervert.
"Uh oh" the girl's eyes were on Kanda's 'I will to kill him any second now' aura. "Kanda, no bodies gunna believe the Rabbit" she soothed carefully inching Mugen farther away from his clenching fists.
~Author's note: hey, I've been debating for awhile if I should maybe, you know, have Kanda and oc do what Lavi thinks they did... let me know if you think I should, I am really up for input from outside sources.
