Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter nor do I own Dungeons and Dragons...
A/N: This is what I get for surfing the internet too much, seeking out stupid ideas for stupid stories and make people laugh, although isn't that a good thing?
Harry Potter and the game of Dungeons and Dragons
"Make sure the rules are near you oh great dungeon leader!" Ron said, bowing mockingly.
"You know, kissing up to me can get you better stuff," Harry muttered as he picked through the scrolls and parchment pieces, organizing for his duty of Dungeon Master (if that was what it was called at all) and everyone else seemed to be arguing over who was going to play who. Of course, the only place that they found privacy was in an empty classroom, which Hermione had locked tight and charmed so only those playing or wanting to play could get in and out.
"YOU CAN'T BE A FEMALE ELF!" Hermione shouted at Draco, "I'm the female elf, besides, you are a guy."
"BUT THE SPELLS THAT THE FEMALE ELF HAS..." he began.
"It doesn't make any difference, I'm the female elf..." she interrupted, followed by a more than evil eye glare at Draco.
"We can still be twins in this game, right?" Fred asked Harry.
"No, but you two can be partners..." he replied, "Although everyone works together unless they get turned evil..."
"Can we start off evil?" George asked.
"NO!" Harry replied loudly, "Can we get organized here and just pick who is who?"
"Well, I'm gonna be a green wizard," Ginny said firmly.
"Ginny, we said you can watch, but we never said you could play," Hermione said kindly, "I mean, we have a lot of people trying to play as it is..."
"And that is why we might just have to get two games going at one time. I hope you remembered to bring another game," Cho said.
"Wait, you didn't bring the game, why are you here?" Harry asked, "I brought the game and yes, I brought a second one too..."
"Well, can I get in on the second game?" she asked, "I know how to play..."
"BLOODY HELL!" Ron yelled from across the room.
"WHAT?" everyone asked, turning to look at him. Ron was staring intently at one piece of parchment.
"These spells are bloody awesome! How come we don't learn these at Hogwarts? I definitely want to cast Magic Missile!" he said, pointing to something on the sheet op parchment he held.
"We don't learn them because they don't exist!" Harry exclaimed and grabbed the parchment away from Ron, "And you didn't even chose to be anything that could use magic in this game anyways, so why do you care?"
"Can we get drunk in this game? I see a tavern..." Fred said, staring at the map that was laid out in front of him.
"Yes, yes you can..." Harry said exasperated, "But... like all other things, it depends on the roll of the die."
"I like die, don't you Fred? We sell some at our shop, they explode whenever you roll a one," George said, "But we haven't figured out what to do to put them back together yet, not to mention what happens if you roll a 2,3,4,5, or a 6!"
"We were thinking of bigger explosions," Fred began.
"But then we decided it would get old fast," George finished.
"CHOOSE YOUR OWN CHARACTERS AND WHO YOU WANT TO SIT WITH AND IF WE START NOW WE CAN GET MAYBE TO THE FIRST DUNGEON BEFORE I LOOSE MY MIND!" Harry shouted, "And Cho, would you consider being Dungeon master for the second game, I mean, you did say you knew how to play, right?"
"Sure Harry," Cho said and blushed, "So that means I get everyone to love me or I kick them out or mess them up, right?"
"You know how to play, but you haven't played Dungeon master before, have you?" Harry asked, "C'mon over here, I'll tell you the rules..." Harry guided Cho to a corner and whispered in her ear.
"Oh, I get it!" she exclaimed, "Okay, let's go!"
"Finally, someone's ready," Harry muttered.
"I wanna cast, Magic Missile!" Ron yelled as he sat down.
"You don't use magic, you're not even in a dungeon yet and we haven't even begun!" Harry cried.
"Then... can I cast..."
"NO!" Harry screamed, "EVERYONE, CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTERS, SIT DOWN AND SHUT IT!"
"Fine, fine, Hermione, I'm going to the second game, there! Now we both can be female elves!" Draco said. Hermione pulled out her wand and Draco took a step back.
"No, you aren't a cross dresser here, are you?" she asked.
"No..." he squeaked.
"So why be one in the game?" she asked.
"Why can't I?" he asked, begging for mercy.
"You toad, if I turn evil I'm going to come over to the second game and kick your wimpy elf arse!" she said and sat down at the first table. Harry felt himself sigh heavily, those two, when it came to character choices, ever since he first announced that he would be willing to play D and D they couldn't stop arguing over that one character, and both never even asked if there were two female elf positions... which there were, but one... urgh...never mind...
The two simultaneous games were set up then as thus: Harry was the Dungeon Master of the first game, Fred, George, Ron and Hermione were playing on this table. Cho was the Dungeon Master of the second game, with Draco, Ginny, and Neville, who had remained silent throughout the arguments, at the second table. Harry sighed heavily and plopped into his chair. This was going to be very interesting, he wondered what else would go wrong in that day, especially with Fred and George talking about the Tavern...
TBC (should it be?)
A/N: Want me to continue? Maybe I will, just so you can see how stupid this is and the lack of D and D knowledge I have. I really don't know much about the game, I'm going off of inspiration I found in a really stupid video I saw somewhere... so, if you want me to continue, and you can offer any help, I'd be appreciative, or else I'll just botch it horribly and you can't flame me saying I don't know what I'm doing, because I forewarned you...and asked for help...
And any and all flames will be used to roast marshmallows! So, read and review!
A/N: This is what I get for surfing the internet too much, seeking out stupid ideas for stupid stories and make people laugh, although isn't that a good thing?
Harry Potter and the game of Dungeons and Dragons
"Make sure the rules are near you oh great dungeon leader!" Ron said, bowing mockingly.
"You know, kissing up to me can get you better stuff," Harry muttered as he picked through the scrolls and parchment pieces, organizing for his duty of Dungeon Master (if that was what it was called at all) and everyone else seemed to be arguing over who was going to play who. Of course, the only place that they found privacy was in an empty classroom, which Hermione had locked tight and charmed so only those playing or wanting to play could get in and out.
"YOU CAN'T BE A FEMALE ELF!" Hermione shouted at Draco, "I'm the female elf, besides, you are a guy."
"BUT THE SPELLS THAT THE FEMALE ELF HAS..." he began.
"It doesn't make any difference, I'm the female elf..." she interrupted, followed by a more than evil eye glare at Draco.
"We can still be twins in this game, right?" Fred asked Harry.
"No, but you two can be partners..." he replied, "Although everyone works together unless they get turned evil..."
"Can we start off evil?" George asked.
"NO!" Harry replied loudly, "Can we get organized here and just pick who is who?"
"Well, I'm gonna be a green wizard," Ginny said firmly.
"Ginny, we said you can watch, but we never said you could play," Hermione said kindly, "I mean, we have a lot of people trying to play as it is..."
"And that is why we might just have to get two games going at one time. I hope you remembered to bring another game," Cho said.
"Wait, you didn't bring the game, why are you here?" Harry asked, "I brought the game and yes, I brought a second one too..."
"Well, can I get in on the second game?" she asked, "I know how to play..."
"BLOODY HELL!" Ron yelled from across the room.
"WHAT?" everyone asked, turning to look at him. Ron was staring intently at one piece of parchment.
"These spells are bloody awesome! How come we don't learn these at Hogwarts? I definitely want to cast Magic Missile!" he said, pointing to something on the sheet op parchment he held.
"We don't learn them because they don't exist!" Harry exclaimed and grabbed the parchment away from Ron, "And you didn't even chose to be anything that could use magic in this game anyways, so why do you care?"
"Can we get drunk in this game? I see a tavern..." Fred said, staring at the map that was laid out in front of him.
"Yes, yes you can..." Harry said exasperated, "But... like all other things, it depends on the roll of the die."
"I like die, don't you Fred? We sell some at our shop, they explode whenever you roll a one," George said, "But we haven't figured out what to do to put them back together yet, not to mention what happens if you roll a 2,3,4,5, or a 6!"
"We were thinking of bigger explosions," Fred began.
"But then we decided it would get old fast," George finished.
"CHOOSE YOUR OWN CHARACTERS AND WHO YOU WANT TO SIT WITH AND IF WE START NOW WE CAN GET MAYBE TO THE FIRST DUNGEON BEFORE I LOOSE MY MIND!" Harry shouted, "And Cho, would you consider being Dungeon master for the second game, I mean, you did say you knew how to play, right?"
"Sure Harry," Cho said and blushed, "So that means I get everyone to love me or I kick them out or mess them up, right?"
"You know how to play, but you haven't played Dungeon master before, have you?" Harry asked, "C'mon over here, I'll tell you the rules..." Harry guided Cho to a corner and whispered in her ear.
"Oh, I get it!" she exclaimed, "Okay, let's go!"
"Finally, someone's ready," Harry muttered.
"I wanna cast, Magic Missile!" Ron yelled as he sat down.
"You don't use magic, you're not even in a dungeon yet and we haven't even begun!" Harry cried.
"Then... can I cast..."
"NO!" Harry screamed, "EVERYONE, CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTERS, SIT DOWN AND SHUT IT!"
"Fine, fine, Hermione, I'm going to the second game, there! Now we both can be female elves!" Draco said. Hermione pulled out her wand and Draco took a step back.
"No, you aren't a cross dresser here, are you?" she asked.
"No..." he squeaked.
"So why be one in the game?" she asked.
"Why can't I?" he asked, begging for mercy.
"You toad, if I turn evil I'm going to come over to the second game and kick your wimpy elf arse!" she said and sat down at the first table. Harry felt himself sigh heavily, those two, when it came to character choices, ever since he first announced that he would be willing to play D and D they couldn't stop arguing over that one character, and both never even asked if there were two female elf positions... which there were, but one... urgh...never mind...
The two simultaneous games were set up then as thus: Harry was the Dungeon Master of the first game, Fred, George, Ron and Hermione were playing on this table. Cho was the Dungeon Master of the second game, with Draco, Ginny, and Neville, who had remained silent throughout the arguments, at the second table. Harry sighed heavily and plopped into his chair. This was going to be very interesting, he wondered what else would go wrong in that day, especially with Fred and George talking about the Tavern...
TBC (should it be?)
A/N: Want me to continue? Maybe I will, just so you can see how stupid this is and the lack of D and D knowledge I have. I really don't know much about the game, I'm going off of inspiration I found in a really stupid video I saw somewhere... so, if you want me to continue, and you can offer any help, I'd be appreciative, or else I'll just botch it horribly and you can't flame me saying I don't know what I'm doing, because I forewarned you...and asked for help...
And any and all flames will be used to roast marshmallows! So, read and review!
