This is my first fanfic EVER and I'm so excited! I've been sick all day, so I decided I'd try to make one! Just a short drabble

Title- Why Sasuke does not go shopping

Disclaimer- I own nothing except an out-of-date laptop (and technically that's my parents…)

Warning- no warnings except major OOCness and this is bit of a crack fic!

I write fanfics for me NOT you, but I always love CC. Flames are welcome, they make nice marshmallows. R&R & enjoy!

'thinking'

"talking"

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'I can't believe the first thing Orochimaru-san is making me do is shopping! Ugh….I don't know how this will help me kill my brother….oh well, I might as well get this over with, people are giving me funny looks. (A/N imagine he is in some where like wal-mart) Lets see…first thing on the list is….INSTANT RAMEN! That's what I'm going to be eating for the next 3 years! No… I don't want to end up like Chouji! I'm too sexy to be a Fatass!

It's okay Sasuke, calm down, you can make your own food….WAIT, I CAN'T COOK….hell, I probably cant even cook the fucking ramen! Okay, I'm getting way in head of myself, let's just finish the shopping. Ya, I'm Uchiha Sasuke, I can do anything! Ya…next thing is … BANDAIDS! BANDAIDS! WE HAVE ONE OF THE BEST MEDIC NINS IN THE WORLD AND HE WANTS ME TO BUY BANDAIDS! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HIM! Sasuke! Get a hold of yourself, remember, he is going to help you kill the man who killed your clan, the one who put you through so much pain, the guy who is just about as straight as a bendy straw, the- wait….where did that last one come from…oh well…. One you hate most, ITACHI! Plus there's only one more thing on the list, and it can't be as bad as the others……nail polish? …..what would Orochimaru want nail polish OH NOOOO! HE'S GOING TO MAKE US WEAR IT LIKE THE AKATSUKI! NO, I DON'T WANT TO BE A BENDY STRAW! THAT'S IT, I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE POWER, I'M OUT OF HERE!'

So as you see, the reason Orochimaru would never send Sasuke shopping is……..he might get the wrong colored nail polish!

-Owari-

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