Just a random Smillan ficlet I thought of while on holiday, when I got bumped into by a guy who looked A LOT like Matt Smith.

Enjoy!

"Karen! This isn't funny! I'm not chasing you! It's 45 degrees!" Matt yelled, as Karen had quickly swiped his sunglasses and was running away with them. Karen and Matt had decided that once Doctor Who had finished, they were going to spend a week out in Egypt. Matt had booked them a hotel which was situated right on the Red Sea, overlooking the lights of Jordan and Saudi Arabia.

"Never, Matthew!" Karen giggled, running down the stairs in her flip flops. Her red hair flying out behind her had already attracted some attention from the Egyptian staff and the other guests. A couple had already recognised them, as she was a six-foot, skinny, pale, ginger and he was a gangly, clumsy idiot, nearly tripping a few times.

"Right, you asked for it," Matt laughed, catching up with the stubborn Scot. He grabbed her by the waist, and ran towards the pool. They both crashed into the water with a loud 'Splash', her shorts and shirt, and his t-shirt and trousers soaking wet. She gasped and then splashed him with water as she was trying to get her red hair out of her eyes.

"That…was uneccessary!" Karen grinned, and then they both realised that they had roughly thirty people looking at them. Matt cleared his throat, and the lifeguard was already bounding towards

"Um…er….sorry, ladies and gentlemen. Karen, RUN!" Matt yelled, as the lifeguard was already getting closer to them. Karen screamed and started to swim as fast as her clothes would let her, and Matt had to follow after her. The Lifeguard was running beside them, on the side of the water. Karen clambered out on the opposite side, as did Matt, thankful for the complex lay out of the strangely shaped pools, and the Lifeguard had no way of getting them unless he got into the water. They ran around the other side, and found an artificial cave in which they were serving drinks, and Karen and Matt decided to hide in there. She hid behind a rock, and Matt pressed his body into her so that they couldn't be seen.

"Bit…tight for space," Karen commented and Matt laughed

"True. Sorry about that," Matt smiled and Karen smiled back. They heard voices in the cave and looked at each other wide-eyed. Matt grabbed her hand and ran out of the cave, knocking into a teenage girl with a drink.

"Oi! Watch it!" The girl yelled, and then gasped and froze when she realised who had bumped into her. Matt grinned cheekily and then grabbed Karen's hand.

"Come along, Pond!" Matt yelled, and ran off again, much to the teenage girl's amusement.

"Coming, Doctor!" Karen answered and Matt laughed

"Doctor! Doctor!" Matt laughed, mimicking Karen's Scottish accent.

"Shut it, Smithers," Karen hit him, and they carried on running away from the lifeguard.