JB Weed wedding

It all started when JB was sitting and bored with nothing to do. His crazy Belibers were somehwere outside of his house fucking aroud and trying to steel his underwearz to try and gets the cum out of them to have his babehz.

While laying on the floor with a big ass blunt in his mouth he was looking at his weed and was like

"Heyz wed u smexeh"

and then teh weed was all like blushu "senpai I luc u heeeee"

So then JB was all like "I am JB I am above anything so i merry diz wed"

With a look of constipation on his face he went on his email yoloswaggieJB and was all looking for Usher who whoever the hell to be his best man.

Wed was laying on the ground all blushing and couldn't belive it's grass dreamz and was all like

"My name is Mary Jane, but not like that red head weirdo from spidermenz"

JB was all like "Oh I lobe that movie, they all shoot webz from thier buttz and try to smex up a goblin who is angry and wants to murder corn."

Finallu JB gots a relply from SNOOPLYION and he was all like SWet we getz married noow.

Wed was very happu and invited all the friends so alcohol was there and that old mop bucket JB pizzed in a few months back. the mop bucket was angry, but weeding means freh fooods.

A little while later the zombie Bielibers were all clwaing at the wood thatJB hammered to the windows and doors and they all moned Babehz and something that sounded like we luv you beibeiekins

SNOOPLYION crashed through the ruf and was all like "OMG WTF SWAGGGGGGGG"

JB chiered and threw his handz up in the air and was all like

"weeeeeeeeeed"

so the two brofisted nd screamed something from the PEWDIEPIE videos bc everone knows who that guy is. However, they sucked and so it came out more like "YOLOSWAGFAG" and then Snooplyion passed out.

Meanwhile in the kitchen Weed was all trying to find a nice bag to wear as a dress and the alcohol was being all dumb and fell and smashe to the floor.

RIP ALCOHOL