TRUTH OR DARE – JELLICLE STYLE!

So, this will be a little crazy, but what fic of mine isn't? Submit your truth/dares in reviews or PMs if you want First chapter will be those lovely Jellicles getting into the game!

Disclaimer: Ha. Hahahahah.

"You know what we haven't done yet?" The Rum Tum Tugger smirked, batting his brother Munkustrap on the shoulder, "Got the whole tribe to play Truth or Dare."

They were by the giant tyre, Tugger sunbathing on top of it and Munkustrap watching over the Yard. The silver tom bristled slightly as he glared up at the reclining Tugger. "No. Absolutely not."

"Why?"

"Because it would get completely out of control. I'm the Jellicle Protector, you know! I need structure."

"Sometimes," Tugger huffed, leaping to his feet, "I can't believe we're related."

"You and me both."

"You're boring!"

He shrugged with a smirk, "Demeter doesn't think so."

"That's because SHE'S boring!"

"Whoa." Munkustrap held up his paws and gave his brother a pained look, "That stings."

"Suit yourself, mighty Protector. I'm going to ask Dad about the game."

"Don't you dare. Father's busy, he really doesn't –"

"Ooooh, truth or dare?" Old Deuteronomy's head randomly popped up from inside of the tyre, "That sounds like great fun!"

"Thank you, Dad!" Tugger grinned, seemingly unsurprised by his Dad's weird entrance – probably used to it since an early age – "I know!"

"But..." Munkustrap flustered, then sighed, "Well, I suppose...if it's supervised. I'll get the others."

"You do that," Old D commanded, "I'll just go and get my favourite cushion so I'm comfortable." (My 'Stupid Old D Adventures' explain about the cushion. I really need to write a new one of those...) And with that, Old D popped his head under the tyre again.

"I thought he lived over there." Munkustrap gestured wildly and Tugger shrugged.

"Maybe he wanted a change of scenery..."

30 MINUTES LATER!

"Why are we doing this, again?" Bombalurina huffed to a patient Demeter. The tribe was in a large centre in the middle of the Junkyard, most of the cats bouncing up and down eagerly to play this apparently 'great' game.

"I don't know. To support our mates?" Demeter responded to her best friend tiredly, clawing the ground. "I really don't understand why Munk agreed with this..."

"Trust me, Dem, none of us do."

"And what's that supposed to mean?"

"I – nothing."

Demeter glared at the scarlet queen, then turned her attention to Munkustrap, who had walked into the middle of the circle.

"Ok, he addressed everyone, "For reasons beyond my control, we're playing Truth or Dare. Somehow Old Deuteronomy was taken with the idea and...well, we're playing it. Just keep in mind that we're Jellicles and need to stay in control of our actions and..." He trailed off, holding up a bottle in his paw, "I guess we spin this and see who's going first."

"How thrilling." Jennyanydots threw away her knitting, "I wonder who it'll be?"

The bottle spun and spun around and all the Jellicles hardly dared to breathe as it slowed on...

"Bombalurina!" Munkustrap exclaimed as the attractive queen froze, "Truth or dare?"

"No way!" Bomba hissed to Demeter, "I didn't even want to –"

"Bottle landed on you, Bombs." Demeter replied slyly, "Now answer him."

"I...I..." Bomba hesitated, then huffed, "Oh, fine! Dare!"

"Me! Me!" Etcetera suddenly squealed, waving her arms around, "I have a dare for her!"

"Oh, boy..." Electra muttered form next to her hyperactive friend.

Munkustrap smiled at the bouncing queen-kit, "Yes, Cettie?"

A very mischievous grin had spread across the kitten's face, "I dare Bombalurina to SLAP TUGGER, so he'll hate her!"

Bombalurina snorted contemptuously, "I do that five times a day in our den, do I really need to do it here? Something else."

The Rum Tugger was shaking his head at his fan club and mouthing reassuring words along the lines of, 'I'm not hurt', whilst Mr. Mistoffelees hesitantly raised his paw.

"Can you do a lap dance for us, then?" He asked, then yowled in pain as his queen-friend Victoria whacked his arm.

"I would love to see that." Admetus nodded.

"And me." said Pouncival.

"And me." Added Tumblebrutus.

"And me." Said Old Deuteronomy, much to everyone's horror.

"Enough!" Munkustrap interrupted quickly, "I think lap dancing is a bit, well, pushing the limit and, uh –"

"Oh, no." Bombalurina smirked, "I said dare and I'm doing the dare."

"Oh, sweet Bast." The Rum Tum Tugger whispered hoarsely.

Well, that's the first chapter. Submit your truth/dares, guys! Hope you enjoyed Shego x