Kurt was spending a normal Saturday at his house with Blaine. Blaine was singing along to the radio while dancing around his room while Kurt was laying on his bed thinking about how good Blaine's ass looked in the tight red pair of skinny jeans he was wearing. Like, REALLY thinking about it.

"Kurt. Kurt. KURT!" Blaine yells. Damn, he must have noticed him staring at his ass. "Looks like you got a bit distracted there," He says with a wink. "Let me guess, staring at my butt again?"

"Wha.. I don't know what you are talking about, Blaine Anderson."

"Yeah, I'm so sure you don't Kurt. You aren't exactly very good at doing things subtly babe."

"...Shut up." Kurt mumbles.

"Hey, no need to get mad, I stare at your ass too, I'm just better at not getting caught!"

"You do not stare at my butt, Blaine, shut up."

"I do too! wait, why am I trying to convince you that I look at your butt?" Blaine laughs.

"I don't have the slightest clue. You are one weird guy, Blaine."

"Yeah, but you love me anyway."

"Yeah, i love you anywa-"

"HEY HEY SHHHH BE QUIET I LOVE THIS SONG!"

Oh god. Not this song again. Blaine has been obsessed with this song since he first heard it on the radio. He was starting to think he was replacing Teenage Dream with this one, which was NOT okay, Kurt LOVED when Blaine sang Teenage Dream.

"BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE,"

"Oh god Blaine shut up everyone can hear you right now!" Kurt says, clearly embarrassed.

Which only makes Blaine sing louder.

"THE WAY THAT YOU FLIP YOUR HAIR GETS ME OVERWHELMED"

"Really Blaine? Do you really have to be louder with every line? THIS SONG ISN'T EVEN THAT GOOD."

Blaine gasped as if this was the worst thing in the world anyone could say. "YOU TAKE THAT BACK!"

"No way Blaine, it's catchy but damn this song is cheesy."

"OH MY GOD YOU TAKE THAT BACK TOO! AND YOU ARE MAKING ME MISS MY FAVORITE PART OF THE SONG KURT!"

"Oh god, fine, just sing it Blaine, but know that you are TORTURING me by making me listen to it!"

"BUT WHEN YOU SMILE AT THE GROUND IT AINT HARD TO TELL, YOU DON'T KNOW- OH OH- YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!"

Oh god he's still singing as loud as possible.

"Blaine, seriously, be quiet or my dad is going to think you're insane."

YOU DON'T KNOW - OH OH - YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE BEAUTIF-"

Kurt got up and kissed him.

"Well, well. What was THAT for?" Blaine smirked.

"To get you to stop singing that song."

"Ah, well, it's gonna take more than a tiny little kiss to get me to stop singing. CAUSE THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU BE-"

Kurt grabbed Blaine and shoved him onto the bed.

"Well, I'm willing to do whatever it takes to make you stop." Kurt says between kisses.

"Mmm.. If this is gonna happen every time, maybe I should sing this song more often."

"I don't think you will be able to sing, let alone TALK, very much once i'm done with you." Kurt mumbles into Blaine's mouth.

"Hmm.. I don't know about that." Blaine says, flipping Kurt over and laying down on top of him, holding his arms down.

"Oh really? And why's that?"

"Because... BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE, THE WAY THAT YOU FLIP YOUR HAI-"

*thump*

"Owwww.. What was that for?"

"I think you know." Kurt says as he rolls down onto the floor, lays down, and presses a kiss to Blaine's mouth.

"So shut up before i change my mind."