"You feebleminded freak!" shouted the Orange Peel. "Stab upon my blasted apple!"

"Oh, really?" Reimu said. "It's no use! Get a load of this!"

"Thou art an unsightly moron, that's for certain!" The Orange Peel screamed with all of it's might. "For you are fat!"

"Incorrect!" Raymoo shouted. "I am absolutely not of the weight you concieve!"

"But thou art chubby."

"A thousand curses upon thee, Orange Peel!" Raymoi shouted. "Your insults are impractical!"

"But in the grand scheme of things, what IS practicality?"

Ramo considered this. She envisioned stars, galaxies, universes flying past. She began dreaming of a grander world, capable of reaching the farthest universe she was seeing. Her thoughts drifted, and she floated into the abyss of mathmatics. Perhaps advanced calculus could solve her problems, or perhaps even simple addition! She ran through 15,225,298 sets of problems in her head.

"Sound test, SOUND TEST, SOUND TEST!" Romo shouted. "If only... cheese were destiny..."

She drifted in the void between galaxies breifly before continuing her voyage. She saw the Planet Super Spooky X, home to the Nanananananananorf people.

She began attempting to create the most verbose paragraph imaginable by any human, by extension, or possibly even by hedgehogs, insects, plant matter, possibly, even perhaps the kingdom Animalia, which she was quite knowledgeable in matters relating to the aforementioned Animalia kingdom. She bequested her imagination to grant her phrases of a larger size than before. She then realized that her thesaurus was missing. She frantically searched, but to no avail.

She realized the only true path was destruction. She drew the legendary Youkai-Slaying Rod of Ultimate Destiny, Ultimax, created by the master smith Sangalor Smighiderion the Fifteen Billionth. Roymo took this and swung it at the planet Mercury, splitting it into fifteen. She took these pieces and threw them at the Moon, destroying all the Lunarians. After this, she took a tea break. She then consumed the ashes of the Moon, licking them up as if they were raindrops on her dog. She shuddered in realization of her mistake- she had forgotten Earth. She took all of the Science from the planet, and then ate it, becoming Uber Rammo, slamming her massive death cannon onto the planet, destroying it in seconds.

"Good! GOOD!" said the Orange Peel. "Follow your true nature... and become one with your evil side!"

Romeo grimaced as her internal organs rearranged themselves. "Orange Peel, why? WHY?" Rimie shouted.

"Because..." the Orange Peel said. "Because I am your evil side!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Ramio said. She took Ultimax and attacked the Orange Peel.

"You cannot!" The Orange Peel said, as Ultimax passed through him. "I am but an illusion created by your mind!"

"I-Impossible!" Ragmo swung Ultimax around, destroying the Sun.

"But it is..." The Orange Peel said, morphing its shape to match Reimu. "I am your True Form!"

Roggmu began growing and growing, until she was larger than the galaxy. She then knew what she had to do. She began eating all of the stars until the galaxy was empty except for the supermassive black hole in its senter, and jumped in, and was torn to pieces.

THE END