A/N: Hey peoples! This penname is co-owned, in case you are wondering! My friend and I however, choose to rename nameless. Why? Well I don't really know, but we are! You may call us… Thing 1 and Thing 2! We will also accept your hineyesses, exactly how it sounds. Be aware that what we are writing here isn't to be taken seriously at ALL! But we hope you like it all the same!

Thing 1 and Thing 2 aka Your Hineyesses

Chapter 1:

THERE once was a hanyou called Inuyasha. He was really really really gay so everyone called him peter pan.

THERE once was a Japanese school girl called Kagome, she on the other hand was a huge whore.

NOW peter over here really didn't like girls (or so he thought) and the Ho well need we say more.

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A/N: well, we hope you like it! Send reviews!