Author's Note: Random ficosity time! Well this story hit me when I was talking to my friend, and I decided to throw her into a Clois fic. Her name and appearance have been changed cause she's gonna kill me for writing this anyways. Read on my darlings!
Clark had taken Lois to a secluded area of the park to confess his true feelings to her. He carefully listened to see if there was anyone around, but all he heard was a rustling in the bush and quiet nibbling, he figured it was a squirrel.
Lois looked at Clark questioningly "What are we doing here Smallville?"
He hadn't actually figured this part out yet "Lois…I…" he figured it was just better to show her and leaned in, absently noticed that the nibbling had stopped. When his lips were a breath away from Lois' he heard a quiet "Squee!" from the bush where the squirrel was. He pulled away from Lois and X-rayed the bush, seeing a human form surrounded by mounds of something.
He got up and parted the bushes, sitting there, surrounded by what looked like about five pounds of cheese of different kinds and a block of cheddar in her hands, was an Asian girl, about 17. "Um…hello?" Clark said.
"Hi!" she said cheerfully. "I'm Emily."
"What are you doing here?" asked Lois.
"Well I love Clois, and I got word that you were gonna be here. I know everything about you Clarky," said Emily, gazing at Clark.
"Clois?" Lois and Clark asked at the same time.
"Yep," she took a bite out of her cheese and chewed it, while looking at them expectantly. "Well don't let me stop you!"
Lois looked at Clark and grabbed him by the arm, "I think we should go."
Emily looked panicked, "No wait!" but they had already left. "Maaaan." Suddenly her and her cheese pile were pulled into the universe of Veronica Mars. She glanced around. "Yes!"
