Disclaimer: I own nothing… nothing… nothing… o yea and uh… nothing. Wait; take that back I own the sluts Jess are with and Rory's boyfriend Drew.
A/N: This idea just popped into my head… So I threw it out on paper quickly. Then I obviously typed it seeing as I can't stuff paper into the computer… Anyways, Rory is 25 and so is Jess. They live together in New York.
Rory throws her keys on the counter, and walks into the living room. Jess looks up and waves, while stuffing his face with Doritos.
Rory walks over to the couch where he is sitting and slips off her shoes, jumping onto his lap, "Heya there buddy."
Jess gasped for a breath and moans a little, "Jeez, what do you weigh now? 200 pounds?"
Rory hit his chest hard, yet playfully, "Mean!"
Jess laughed and situated under her, so he could get them comfortable, "How was work today?"
Rory shrugged, and grabbed some Doritos out of his bag, putting them in her mouth, "It was ok."
Jess shook his head at her manly like eating habits, "Classes were pretty ok too, thanks for asking." Jess was a professor at NYU, an English Literature professor.
Rory smiled, "I was getting there…"
Jess nodded, "Sure you were. So what time is your date, tonight? With uh… what's his name? Toothy fake lawyer?"
Rory glared at him, "Ha ha at least I have a date."
Jess looked at the girl on his lap that he was so totally in love with and smiled, "I do have a date."
Rory laughed, "Bringing home bimbo after bimbo isn't dating someone."
Jess shook his head, "No, but it does require a good lay."
Rory laughed, "You're such a pig! I think it is time for you to come out of the closet." She stood up and ran to the other chair, knowing Jess was about to explode.
Jess threw his head back, "I am not gay, Rory!"
Rory laughed, "Well you should be! We can be like Will&Grace!"
Jess shook his head, "So you want to be a red-headed, flat-chested, self-absorbed, whine-bag."
Rory nodded, "And you can be an up-tight lawyer who sleeps with men."
Jess shook his head, "I have nothing against them, but I don't roll like that, Ror."
Rory nodded, "Fine suit yourself." She walked into the bathroom to get ready for her date.
Jess followed behind her, getting ready to go out himself.
They both walked into the bathroom. Rory started straightening her hair, and Jess gelled his. After they were done Rory brushed her teeth, and walked out of the bathroom, Jess walked into her bedroom, following Rory.
Rory went into her closet and pulled out two dresses, "Jess I need your opinion."
Jess laid back on her bed, "About?"
Rory came out of her closet holding up two dresses, she held the first one up to her, a short black dress, "This one or…" she held a white dress up to her that went just below her knee, "This one."
Jess sighed, there was no way he would let her go out in a short dress, only he could see her legs, "Uh, the black one." He smirked, he only said that, because he knew she'd say 'Ok I'll go with the white one, then.'
Rory nodded, "Ok… black one it is."
Jess's smirk dropped, or maybe she'll listen to him this only time, "Or maybe the white one."
Rory shook her head, "Nah… I like the black. Now get out so I can change."
Jess sighed and left her room, plopping down on the couch, just as the doorbell rang. He got up, "Rory, your freak is here!" He opened the door, "Hey, come in, she'll be a while."
Drew nodded, "Hey Jess… nice to see you, again."
Jess nodded slightly, and plopped back down on the couch, as Drew waited standing close to the door.
Rory came out of her room, "Hey… I'm ready."
Jess looked at her, and smiled, man did she look beautiful, he sighed as she came over to him, "Have fun tonight, Jess, I'll be home at like 11 or so… ok?"
Jess nodded, "Yes mom."
Drew smiled, "I'll go warm the car up."
Rory nodded to him, then turned back to Jess when Drew was gone.
Jess sighed, "Be careful tonight, Rory, ok?"
Rory nodded, "Ok… bye." She kissed his cheek, and walked out the door.
Jess slumped down into the couch once she was gone. Rory sighed against the door once she closed it. Then she began walking to Drew's car and Jess started putting on his shoes.
