So I'm still sick and I had nothing better to do than to try an experiment! This fic addresses one of the strangest trends of our time sex tapes. Now I personally don't understand the mentally behind the idea- and I don't think I could ever trust anyone to let them film me doing the naked tango so to speak. But I know some people who have and well it did not end well for them... So my advice kiddies, don't make sex tapes.

Also enjoy this fic!

Disclaimer: I own zilch.

Distaste

(1)

Their arguing resounded off the walls of the corridors as they walked side by side towards the break room. Their conversations always descended to debate and bickering of some form eventually and this particular conversation was no different.

"How can you possibly think Cheerio's are better than anything…they taste of cardboard!" Morgan declared as she stepped in front of him to enter the brightly lit room.

"Well Morgan, some people look for more in their choice of morning meal than pretty colours" He deadpanned. With an eye roll Morgan slipped into one of the sleek black chairs and spread the files out in front of her, her eyes scanning Images and evidence much like one would the morning paper.

"I'm pretty sure Coco Puffs have the same nutritional values as Cheerio's Hodges….and they don't taste disgusting" She gratefully received the mug of coffee he placed in front of her and blew air into the curling wisps of steam as she watched him take the chair across from her with his own mug.

"Au Contraire Ms Brody… one portion of Cheerio's has only 9 grams of sugar whereas Coco puffs have a whopping 39.9 grams. That is enough to float a young child halfway to cloud cuckoo land…. Not to mention the fats, E numbers and preservatives used in such novelty cereals….Cheerio's reign supreme – I rest my case!"He sat back, declaring his victory when a loud buzzing noise filled the air and he leaped out of his seat, his eyes wide with surprise.

"Oh yeah…cheerio's have you poised and alert like a ninja Hodges" She smiled, leaning over the table to retrieve the cell phone sitting proud on the chair. She turned it over in her hand as Hodges returned to his seat. It was a top end cell phone and had to belong to one of the team. She tapped the screen hoping to awaken the phone and shed some light on the mystery but it was password protected and the wallpaper was as non-descriptive as the break room table.

"Try putting in a password" Hodges whispered in her ear, making her startle with his sudden proximity- a swift elbow in the ribs soon made him back up and take the seat to her right as she stared at the screen begging for inspiration.

"What should I try?" Morgan muttered, realising she had no idea what a person might use as a cell phone password.

"How about 'password'" he smiled.

"Oh how creative, did your cheerio's help you come up with that one?" She mocked but pressed the keys all the same. She wasn't at all surprised by the rejection message telling her she had 2 more tries.

"Cheerios is a good one…try that!" He declared, sipping his coffee distractedly.

"Is it your phone?" She questioned with a raised eyebrow as he shook his head in response "Then it's hardly likely the password is Cheerio's then isn't it?" Hodges shrugged and began to sift through the files on the table having lost interest in the phone already.

"Try the lab security code" He muttered half-heartedly. Morgan growled in disapproval as her second attempt left her closer to being locked out.

"Why do you care who it belongs to anyway, hand it in to Judy and move on with your life" Hodges said, glancing up at her. Morgan slid the phone across the table with a sigh, exasperated at her inability to get to its contents. Hodges took it into his hands, examining the screen with some curiosity.

"What if it belongs to DB and it has all our salary information on it…." She offered hopefully.

Hodges merely quirked an eyebrow and placed it down in front of him "I think Daddy dearest will have more salary information than DB"

"Ok then….what if it's Finns and it had naked picture of Moreno" She whispered as though the walls could hear her.

"I have no desire to see naked Moreno…" He huffed.

"That makes one of us" Morgan mumbled under her breath "Maybe it's Nick's and you'll have unlimited access to his little black book!" That seemed to get his attention for a fraction of a second and he raised the phone to his eye line once more.

"You really want to know whose it is?" He questioned. Morgan nodded her head and curled her long blonde hair behind her ear as he waved the phone in front of her "I know just the man to help us…"

Hodges led her unceremoniously to Archie's lab- the younger man was sitting headphones covering his ears as he stared intently at the screen ahead of him Henry dutifully by his side. He turned to the pair making their way into the room with a frown.

"And what can I do for the two of you" He asked.

"We have a phone" Morgan announced.

"Well done" Henry chipped in with a grin only to look away awkwardly when he found glares were thrown in his direction.

"And it's locked, we want to know who it belongs to, and we thought you could work your magic and find out for us" Hodges finished off.

"What's in it for me?" Archie asked folding his arms across his chest.

"Please Archie" Morgan said in her sweetest voice and eventually with a sigh the AV tech took the phone from her outstretched hand plugging various wires into it. After typing what seemed like only a handful of keys the phone the phone unlocked on the large screen ahead of them.

"The background really doesn't give much away does it" Hodges said with a frown.

"Let's take a look at the pictures..." Archie pulled up the images but there was nothing to give away who it was there being simple images of Vegas scenery. "There's a video but it is password protected..."

"Who password protects a video?" Morgan asked with a frown.

"Criminals" Hodges shot back.

"Well it was left in the break room so it doesn't belong to a criminal" She shot back.

"You never know... I trust some of these people as far as I can throw them" He stated looking at the people walking past the AV lab.

"I've hacked it...but are we sure we want to see it" Archie asked looking at the three people in the room with him.

"YES" they chimed together forcing him to hit the play button.

There was a throaty laugh as the fuzzy image seemed to slowly clear in a dimly lit room; candles were visible within the shot lined up on a night stand in someone's bedroom somewhere. Jazz notes filled the room alongside gasps and sighs.

The camera swung round the image of the pale, bare skin of a woman's back in its sights. Her dark hair was tied up in a knot strands escaping from the hair band. The steady movements she was making giving what they were doing, her body leaning forwards, her head bowed slightly as her body shuddered with every breath.

"Maybe we should put this off" Morgan said nervously shifting her weight on her feet.

"Don't you want to find out who it is?" Henry clarified.

"We can do that other ways- we don't have to watch this..." She added but the video kept going as the three men intently stared at the screen.

A small moan escaped her lips but the voice was still undetectable not giving away her identity. A man's hand smoothed across her back his fingers dancing along her spine before curling around her waist the camera angle tilting as they saw what he'd been seeing.

"Okay we really need to switch this off" She stated anxious but still they ignored her.

A deep groan appeared in the air evaporating as their movements against each other continued slowly speeding up their breathing becoming more erratic.

She twisted her hips in a fluid movement that seemed catch him off guard as his grip on her visibly tightened.

"Hey put that off its private" Greg's voice bellowed through the lab as he stood at the door his hands curled into fists. The four of them turned in surprise the video still playing on the large screen as they scampered about.

And then it all seemed to be over the image stilling as the candles continued to flicker in the back ground.

"Sara" He breathed her name in a rush.

Swinging her legs elegantly over his body a sly grin tugging at her lips as her palms rested on his chest before pulling the phone out of his hand tossing it aside.

Archie turned to his keyboard furiously typing only to stop his heart skipping a beat as it sunk in what he'd done.

"Fuck" The word appeared in the air hanging crudely in the air. "This just got a lot worse..."

"How could it possible get worse" Greg growled.

"I was trying to take the video down... I had my email open... I just sent it... to everyone in the lab..." He tried frantically to get it back.

Greg's heart dropped as he realise that they had seen it all and soon enough so would everyone else. That was it. Almost all of their friends knew what they had been doing behind closed doors.