Daily Life Of Ash Ketchem

Summary

Just the uninteresting things Ash does in his daily life,theirs nothing funny about his daily life and it's very boring,for example Ash tutoring Max about how babies are made,and Ash sleep walking through the forest at night while being attacked by wild Pokemon,nothing interesting at all.

Where Do Babies Come From-By Ash Ketchem (Set in Hoenn Ark)

"Hey May where do babies come from?"Max asked his sister,walking in the forest with the gang.

May's eyelids start to twitch as she replies "Why do you want to know?"

Max planted his hands behind his head whistling"Just curious ya know?"

Brock butts in the conversation and says "Well Max,when-"May grabbed a hammer from no where and slammed it on his head before he could say anymore.

May glared menacingly at Brock"Be quiet Brock!I don't want your perverted ways to taint my brother"

Suddenly everyone was teleported to a empty classroom with everyone in seats except Ash who was acting as teacher while having the animation change to a kindergarden-like stated "Ya see Max,when two people like each other very much,they call the baby factory"

May nodded in appreciation thinking 'Good plan Ash,didn't like the 'two people' part but good plan' she then slid her hand to her imaginary beard and started stroking it while nodding.

"Question!"Max called out in a kindergarden-like animation style,waving his hand in the air like crazy.

Ash nodded at Max to let him speak "Does that mean me and May can have a baby?"

May and Brock screamed out "WHAAAATTTTT!"Their head growing three times their size.

Ash closed his eyes and nodded in a professional way "That is right Max,all

you have to do is call the baby factory and they'll bring you a baby via Pelipper"Pikachu which was on his shoulders nodded professionally and jumped off Ash's shoulders to write a diagram on the blackboard.

May flashed her famous menacing glare at Ash and was about to threaten him to stop teaching until Brock told her "Be quiet frying pan,the Teacher is talking!"May immediately went into depressed mode and got stabbed by a imaginary sign with 'flat' written on it.

"Anymore questions?"Ash inquired grabbing a teaching stick from no where and hitting the board with it making May somewhat more depressed and a few more seconds Ash continued "No questions?Ok class dismissed!"

Everything back to normal as the original animation returned and the gang back on the road"Ok Max,I hope you learned something useful today"

Max nodded "Yep,I learned that anyone can have a baby if they call the baby factory,hey May!we should have a baby!"

May shook her head,still sulking from Brocks comment,having her head down facing the ground with a depressing butts in again "And I learned that illegal sibling relationships is Ok!"

May snaps out of depression and does a hammer kick to Brocks face.

Ash commented "It's just another boring day"

END

AUTHORS NOTE-Well,that's the first boring day of Ash's life I decided to write,next is probably going to about Ash's bragging.