Again, bear in mind that this was written several years ago and is just as horrible as its predecessor. With that, please enjoy it.

Religious Bob is SOOOOO Religious

And Has a Fleecy Tee

"All right, Hinata…" said Kiba as he carefully led Hinata down the stairs with his hands over her eyes. "Don't peek! Don't peek!"

"I'm not peeking…" Hinata said.

"Okay, just around this corner and…" Kiba said as he took his hands away. "SURPRISE!"

"This was supposed to be a surprise?" an older Sasuke Jr. said as Hinata reveled at the amazing family.

"Wow!" she exclaimed. "It's so great to see you three!"

"Mom!" said Tashoku as she stood up and went over to hug Hinata but Hinata went right for the baby that was in her arms.

"Oh…he's so big!" Hinata said. "He must be nine months old! Does he talk yet?"

"Um…sort of." Tashoku answered. "Technically, no. We think he says 'dog'."

"Dog?!" Kiba gasped. "That was my first word too!!"

"How come you two don't visit us more often?" Hinata asked as she passed the little baby off to Kiba who was MORE than happy to accept him.

"Well, with little Sasuke, things have gotten a little crazy." Tashoku tried to explain.

"Not that he's poorly behaved or anything." Sasuke Jr. intervened. "It's just…he exists and we need to take care of him. There's really no free time at all. You guys should come and visit us."

"I wouldn't want to intrude!" Hinata said.

"You wouldn't be intruding!" said Tashoku. "You're his grandmother, after all!"

Hinata tried to smile. "Oh…I know…" she said, not liking the sound of the word 'grandmother' when being applied to herself. Then the doorbell rang. "Kiba, do you want to get the door?"

"Yes." Kiba said as he turned and left to get the door. He opened it up and standing there was the slightly smaller Uchiha family that was obviously not prepared for the door to be opened so promptly.

"If I hear one more word about the fleecy tee then—" Sasuke was reprimanding his twin sons that were almost his height when he noticed that Kiba was standing there. So he turned around. "Oh hi, Kiba, I believe that is MY grandson there. Hand him over."

"I'm holding him." Said Kiba.

"You've obviously been holding him for a long time so it is clearly my turn." Sasuke said, holding out his hands.

"No, I just got him!" Kiba protested.

"Sasuke, just let him hold him for a little while later." Ino said, putting a hand on Sasuke's shoulder.

The Uchiha family, which consisted of Sasuke, Ino, Shika, Cho and Hana followed Kiba into the other room.

"Wow!" said Kiba. "I haven't seen you, Hana, for about a year now… how's your training going?"

"It's all right." Hana shrugged. "I don't learn much ninjutsu or genjutsu."

"We work on that at home." Said Ino.

"But my taijutsu is getting pretty good." Hana said.

"And you two are…Shika and Cho?" Kiba said, looking surprised. "I still can't tell you two apart."

"Well that's why I got highlights!" said Cho. "They're sort of strawberry blond. I asked the stylist to make them darker but he just wouldn't listen."

"Cho…" said Shika. "We BOTH got highlights."

"Oh yeah…" said Cho. "Never mind then."

"Just remember that I'm in the lavender fleecy tee and Cho's wearing the mauve one." Shika advised.

"End the fleecy tee conversation right now." Sasuke commanded.

"…Okay…" Kiba said with a slow nod.

"Oh hey Sasuke!" said Shika when he noticed Sasuke Jr. standing there with Hinata and Tashoku.

"We didn't see you way over there!" Cho said. "How've you been in these past few weeks?"

"…Good." Sasuke Jr. said with a nod.

"I think it's my turn to hold Sasuke now." Sasuke said, referring to the baby.

"But he likes me too much!" said Kiba as baby Sasuke started grabbing for Kiba's face and laughing.

"He likes to just crawl around on the ground, actually." Said Sasuke Jr. "He can crawl pretty fast now and pull himself up on furniture. It might be better if we just put him on the floor."

"I haven't gotten to hold him yet." Sasuke said.

"Kiba, let Sasuke hold the baby." Said Hinata.

"Oh fine!" said Kiba, handing the baby over to Sasuke. "But he's going to hold him all night like he always does!"

"No he won't Kiba." Said Hinata. "You'll get another chance!"

Just then, a perfect distraction occurred. A ringing doorbell! So Kiba was quick to the door and flung it open to see Senjou standing there in with a bag slung over his shoulder.

"Hi!" said Senjou. "Do you remember me?"

"Um…Senjou?" Kiba tried.

"Right!" said Senjou.

"I haven't seen you for a long time!" said Kiba. "Not since your jounin exam! That was…oh…six years ago?"

"You DO remember me!" said Senjou as he reached into his bag and pulled out a dog stuffed animal with a mist village forehead protector on. "I was only going to give you this if you remembered me… but not really. I would have given it to you anyway! But I remembered how much you liked the Mist Village because we went there on a field trip once! And you liked it there!"

"I love it!" Kiba said happily. Anything that resembled a dog made Kiba happy. "Come on in!"

"Okay!" said Senjou. "Who else is here?"

They rounded the corner to see the entire Uchiha family minus Inoshi.

"Everyone that matters!" Senjou exclaimed, dropping his bag.

"Senjou!" Ino yelled as she ran over to him and hugged him. "I was so worried about you! You were supposed to be back a month ago!"

"We got lost." Senjou answered. "Kind of embarrassing. I don't want to go into it."

"That's okay!" said Ino. "I'm just glad you're not dead!"

"Dead?" said Senjou with a laugh. "Why would I be dead?"

"ANBU missions are kind of dangerous, that's why." Said Sasuke.

"Hi Dad!" said Senjou. "You guys don't have to worry about me while I'm on a mission though. I'm fine! Is that Sasuke…? My nephew, I mean?"

"Yeah," said Sasuke Jr. "You want to hold him?"

"Oh sure!" said Senjou.

"I'M holding him right now." Said Sasuke.

"Sasuke, he's never seen the kid before." Ino said.

"He has pictures." Sasuke said.

Eventually, Sasuke finally surrendered the baby to Senjou. "I've never really held a baby before!" Senjou said. "Oh guys, I'm really sorry that I missed your wedding too. I said to my team, 'Guys, it's my brother's wedding'. And they said stuff like, 'No, this mission is important'. And I said, 'Just for a few days.' And they said, 'No, this mission is important.' Of course, there was more conversation than that but in short… it was an important mission and they didn't let me leave…"

"Senjou, you're the leader of the team." Said Sasuke Jr. "You should have just smacked them around and made them all come to my wedding. Everyone in the entire village was there except you and your small band of ANBU."

"I know!" said Senjou. "Isn't that annoying?"

"I had to make INOSHI my best man." Said Sasuke Jr.

Suddenly, the doorbell rang. As Kiba left the room, Hana turned to her dadoo.

"Dad, are the Uzumakis coming?" she asked.

"Most likely." Sasuke answered half-heartedly.

"Are the Rocks coming?" she said.

"We're already here!!" came a voice behind them. They turned around to see Tenten and Lee and another Lee. Seriously, Lee and Lil Gai looked completely identical except Lee was a little older…they were even the same height and everything.

"Wow, Gai has gotten so big in these past eight years!" said Hinata.

"Yes, I hardly have the heart to call him LIL Gai anymore!" said Lee. "But I do it anyway!"

"Oh Dad!" said Lil Gai

"Tenten, how are you?" said Ino in a concerned tone.

"All right…" she said with a weak smile.

"Happy anniversary, Hinata and Kiba!" said Lee, whipping out an envelope and handing it to Kiba since he WAS standing right there after all.

"Wow!" said Kiba, taking the envelope. "But I thought we said not to bring any gifts!"

"I couldn't help it!" laughed Lee. "Say…is my other son here yet with my grandson?"

"What?" said Sasuke Jr. "Lee has a kid too?"

"I believe the sunspot is…five…months?" Lee said, going into deep thought.

"Six, I believe." Tenten corrected. "I can't believe I'm a grandmother and I'm still in my forties!"

"Oh Tenten, you're forty-nine which means you're practically fifty." Said Lee openly. Tenten blinked twice while staring at Lee but it didn't appear to have any effect on him at all.

"Kiba, what do you plan on having us do during this period of time celebrating your twenty-fifth anniversary?" Senjou asked.

"Well…Hinata did most of the planning." Kiba said.

"I thought you said it was a surprise anniversary party for mom." Said Tashoku.

"It WAS!" said Kiba. "But planning it all was so hard and I was afraid that I'd mess up again like I did for our twentieth anniversary!"

The immediate family simultaneously lowered their heads in remembrance of the dreaded twentieth anniversary.

"So I asked Hinata to do the planning and then act surprised!" Kiba finished. Before anyone could respond to that, the doorbell rang again. "Aw man, does anyone want to get the door? I don't want to anymore…"

But as he was saying this, he was making his way towards the door.

"Kiba is such a thoughtful man." Said Tenten to Hinata. "You're so lucky you got to him first."

"Thank you." Said Hinata, at a loss of anything else to say.

"WHO is this little baby?!" Lee said suddenly as he ran over to Senjou who was holding little Sasuke. "He's so quiet and well behaved! He isn't YOUR son, I hope!"

"No, he's Sasuke's!" Senjou answered, pointing to his brother.

"Can I hold him?" Lee asked.

"He doesn't really like it when strangers hold him." Sasuke Jr. answered. "But we can put him on the floor and let him crawl around."

So everyone sat down on the many couches and chairs that were set up around the room and put little Sasuke down on the floor where he could crawl until hell froze over or until he crashed into something.