A/N: Technically, this was my first "story." However, I went back and reworked it some. I didn't really change the parodies any, I just sorta redid the premise. There was a story here. Something about a group of villains led by Drakken calling Team Possible out into a rock battle. It was lame. Now it is just a set of parodies (Albeit not my best work, but still...) that follows the play list of the first Guitar Hero game. Each chapter will have a set of parodies that corresponds to the game's song lay out.
And remember Ran's Three R's: Read, Review, Response!
Guitar Possible
A collection of parodies inspired by the game Guitar Hero
I Love Stoppable
As sung by Kim Possible
I saw him standing by an oak tree
I Knew he musta been 4 just like me
The ball just rolled along
I knew that he'd be strong
And I knew it wouldn't be long
Till he was with me, yeah me, I'm singin'
I love Stoppable
So get your head in the game Ron
I love Stoppable
So come and save the world with me
He smiled so I got up and asked for his name
Ron Stoppable he said
Wanna play a game?
Said sure I'd like to go
Let me grab my ball
An' next we were movin' on
He was with me, yeah me
Next we were movin' on
He was with me, yeah me, I'm singin'
I Love Stoppable
So get your head in the game Ron
I Love Stoppable
So come and save the world with me
Said sure I'd like to go
Let me grab my ball
And we've been goin' strong
And he's been by my side
Yeah with me, I'm singin'
I Love Stoppable
So get your head in the game Ron
I Love Stoppable
I so come and save the world with me
Gotta Get Through
As song by Ron Stoppable
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated
Missions to do I gotta get on through I wanna be sedated
Just get me to the airport put me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane
I can't control my fingers I can't control my brain
Oh no oh oh oh oh
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated
Missions to do I gotta get on through I wanna be sedated
Just put me in a jet pack throw me from a plane
Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane
I can't control my fingers I can't control my brain
oh oh oh oh
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated
Missions to do I gotta get on through I wanna be sedated
Just put me in a jet pack get me a naco
Hurry hurry hurry before I go loco
I can't control my fingers I can't control my toes
Oh no oh oh oh oh
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated
Missions to do I gotta get on through I wanna be sedated
Just put me in a jet pack, get me a naco
Hurry hurry hurry before I go loco
I can't control my fingers I can't control my toes
Oh no oh oh oh oh
Ba-ba-bam-ba ba-ba-ba-bam-ba I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-bam-ba ba-ba-ba-bam-ba I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-bam-ba ba-ba-ba-bam-ba I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-bam-ba ba-ba-ba-bam-ba I wanna be sedated
Secret Lair 55
As sung by Dr. Drakken
Well sweet little Kimmie's buffoon hit a button on a panel
Bringin on the self destruction of my lair c'mon lets go!
Breakdown
Agony a pain to see in slowmotion
Kimmie's savin oh the world
Secret lair number 55
Yeah, wow! five, yeah, wow!!
Diablo's are coming alive in Number 55
Five, five, yeah!
Synthodrones dying young like as well they should be
My motor-psycho cousin cannot come to save me
My soul salvation liberation is Shego
The power of the hover save me lover Number 55
Yeah, wow! five, yeah, wow!!
Diablo's are coming alive in Number 55
Five, five, five!
Oh Snap!
Gimme that, gimme that now, now, now, yeah!
Roll'n like a supersonic another fool that gets down on it
Buffoon on a thousand miles. He's got a heart monkey style
She makes it look easy, that's what he said
Blast of noises explodes in my lair
Yeah, yeah, yeah, gimme that, gimme that now
Step to the moonshine frenzy hail: the resurrection
What's new lil' Kimmie, can you dig the satisfaction
Well, you can't take it with you, but you can! in overdrive
Yeah! some like it hot and twist'n, Number 65
Yeah, wow! five, yeah, wow!!
Synthodrones are coming alive in Number 65
Five, five
Scum in the Water
As sung by Ron Stoppable
We all came out with Barkin
On the Camp Wannaweep shore
To break records and awards
We could do it in style
The Mad Dog and the Cheergirls
Were at the worst place around
But some stupid with a spike strip
Brought the bus to a halt
Scum in the water, a mutant on the run
Scum in the water
We hid out in the old bug house
But Gill found us awful quick
Funky muck was spitted all about
Pulling girls to the ground
When it all was over
I had to find another place
But their time was running out
It seemed that they would lose the race
Scum in the water, a mutant on the run
Scum in the water
I ended up at the arts and crafts
It was full so I made a good trap
But with the busted boat and lake thing just outside
Rufus and I made our attack
With a few old ropes and a dead old boat
We caught Gil in our nice trap
No matter what we get out of this
I know we'll never forget
Scum in the water, A mutant on the run
Scum in the water
Steal Everything
As sung by Dr. Drakken and Shego
Drakken:
Now here we go, hope we don't break down
Shego:
I will take everything, I do want everything
Drakken:
Don't wanna get caught, don't wanna be bought
Shego:
Please go before they catch us again
Just look out for Ronnie,
Drakken:
Lets look out for Kimmie
Both:
Hope its not KP, hope its not RS, GJ, FBI
You and me, steal anything
Drakken:
You correct me,
Shego:
You distract me
Drakken:
I'm distracted,
Shego:
You're thick headed
Both:
You and me, you and me
Drakken:
I'm on the edge,
Shego:
Get against the wall
Drakken:
I'm so distracted,
Shego:
I love to strike you
Here's the possession
Drakken:
Get the confession
Both:
Lets go before they catch us again
Shego:
Just look out for Ronnie,
Drakken:
Lets look out for Kimmie
Both:
Hope its not KP, hope its not RS, GJ, FBI
You and me, steal anything
Drakken:
You correct me
Shego:
You distract me
Drakken:
I'm distracted,
Shego:
You're thick headed
Both:
You and me, you and me
Shego:
You're clear, like a piece of rainbow comet wanna hurt you
Drakken:
Like a robo tick we can stick it out
Shego:
I've been running out, now I'm running out
Drakken:
Don't be mad about it Shego
Both:
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
You and me, steal anything
Drakken:
You correct me
Shego:
You distract me
Drakken:
I'm distracted,
Shego:
You're thick headed
Both:
You and me, steal anything
Drakken:
You correct me
Shego:
You distract me
Drakken:
I'm distracted,
Shego:
You're thick headed
Both:
You and me, you and me
A/N: Well, there ya go. Like I said, it's not my best work, but I'm still proud of them. Anyways, the songs parodied are "I Love Rock and Roll" by Joan Jett and the Black Hearts. "I Wanna Be Sedated" by the Ramones. "Thunder Kiss '65" by White Zombie. "Smoke on the Water" by Deep Purple. "Infected" by Bad Religion. In that order.
