A/N: Technically, this was my first "story." However, I went back and reworked it some. I didn't really change the parodies any, I just sorta redid the premise. There was a story here. Something about a group of villains led by Drakken calling Team Possible out into a rock battle. It was lame. Now it is just a set of parodies (Albeit not my best work, but still...) that follows the play list of the first Guitar Hero game. Each chapter will have a set of parodies that corresponds to the game's song lay out.

And remember Ran's Three R's: Read, Review, Response!


Guitar Possible

A collection of parodies inspired by the game Guitar Hero

I Love Stoppable

As sung by Kim Possible

I saw him standing by an oak tree
I Knew he musta been 4 just like me
The ball just rolled along
I knew that he'd be strong
And I knew it wouldn't be long
Till he was with me, yeah me, I'm singin'

I love Stoppable
So get your head in the game Ron
I love Stoppable
So come and save the world with me

He smiled so I got up and asked for his name
Ron Stoppable he said
Wanna play a game?

Said sure I'd like to go

Let me grab my ball

An' next we were movin' on
He was with me, yeah me

Next we were movin' on
He was with me, yeah me, I'm singin'

I Love Stoppable
So get your head in the game Ron
I Love Stoppable
So come and save the world with me

Said sure I'd like to go

Let me grab my ball

And we've been goin' strong
And he's been by my side
Yeah with me, I'm singin'

I Love Stoppable
So get your head in the game Ron
I Love Stoppable
I so come and save the world with me

Gotta Get Through

As song by Ron Stoppable

Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated
Missions to do I gotta get on through I wanna be sedated
Just get me to the airport put me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane
I can't control my fingers I can't control my brain
Oh no oh oh oh oh

Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated
Missions to do I gotta get on through I wanna be sedated
Just put me in a jet pack throw me from a plane
Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane
I can't control my fingers I can't control my brain
oh oh oh oh

Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated
Missions to do I gotta get on through I wanna be sedated
Just put me in a jet pack get me a naco
Hurry hurry hurry before I go loco
I can't control my fingers I can't control my toes
Oh no oh oh oh oh

Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated
Missions to do I gotta get on through I wanna be sedated
Just put me in a jet pack, get me a naco
Hurry hurry hurry before I go loco
I can't control my fingers I can't control my toes
Oh no oh oh oh oh

Ba-ba-bam-ba ba-ba-ba-bam-ba I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-bam-ba ba-ba-ba-bam-ba I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-bam-ba ba-ba-ba-bam-ba I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-bam-ba ba-ba-ba-bam-ba I wanna be sedated

Secret Lair 55

As sung by Dr. Drakken

Well sweet little Kimmie's buffoon hit a button on a panel

Bringin on the self destruction of my lair c'mon lets go!

Breakdown

Agony a pain to see in slowmotion

Kimmie's savin oh the world

Secret lair number 55
Yeah, wow! five, yeah, wow!!
Diablo's are coming alive in Number 55
Five, five, yeah!
Synthodrones dying young like as well they should be

My motor-psycho cousin cannot come to save me
My soul salvation liberation is Shego

The power of the hover save me lover Number 55
Yeah, wow! five, yeah, wow!!
Diablo's are coming alive in Number 55
Five, five, five!

Oh Snap!
Gimme that, gimme that now, now, now, yeah!
Roll'n like a supersonic another fool that gets down on it
Buffoon on a thousand miles. He's got a heart monkey style

She makes it look easy, that's what he said
Blast of noises explodes in my lair
Yeah, yeah, yeah, gimme that, gimme that now
Step to the moonshine frenzy hail: the resurrection
What's new lil' Kimmie, can you dig the satisfaction
Well, you can't take it with you, but you can! in overdrive
Yeah! some like it hot and twist'n, Number 65
Yeah, wow! five, yeah, wow!!
Synthodrones are coming alive in Number 65
Five, five

Scum in the Water

As sung by Ron Stoppable

We all came out with Barkin
On the Camp Wannaweep shore
To break records and awards
We could do it in style
The Mad Dog and the Cheergirls
Were at the worst place around
But some stupid with a spike strip
Brought the bus to a halt
Scum in the water, a mutant on the run

Scum in the water

We hid out in the old bug house
But Gill found us awful quick
Funky muck was spitted all about
Pulling girls to the ground
When it all was over

I had to find another place
But their time was running out
It seemed that they would lose the race
Scum in the water, a mutant on the run
Scum in the water


I ended up at the arts and crafts
It was full so I made a good trap
But with the busted boat and lake thing just outside
Rufus and I made our attack
With a few old ropes and a dead old boat
We caught Gil in our nice trap
No matter what we get out of this
I know we'll never forget
Scum in the water, A mutant on the run

Scum in the water

Steal Everything

As sung by Dr. Drakken and Shego

Drakken:

Now here we go, hope we don't break down

Shego:

I will take everything, I do want everything

Drakken:

Don't wanna get caught, don't wanna be bought

Shego:

Please go before they catch us again

Just look out for Ronnie,

Drakken:

Lets look out for Kimmie

Both:

Hope its not KP, hope its not RS, GJ, FBI

You and me, steal anything

Drakken:

You correct me,

Shego:

You distract me

Drakken:

I'm distracted,

Shego:

You're thick headed

Both:

You and me, you and me

Drakken:

I'm on the edge,

Shego:

Get against the wall

Drakken:

I'm so distracted,

Shego:

I love to strike you

Here's the possession

Drakken:

Get the confession

Both:

Lets go before they catch us again

Shego:

Just look out for Ronnie,

Drakken:

Lets look out for Kimmie

Both:

Hope its not KP, hope its not RS, GJ, FBI

You and me, steal anything

Drakken:

You correct me

Shego:

You distract me

Drakken:

I'm distracted,

Shego:

You're thick headed

Both:

You and me, you and me

Shego:

You're clear, like a piece of rainbow comet wanna hurt you

Drakken:

Like a robo tick we can stick it out

Shego:

I've been running out, now I'm running out

Drakken:

Don't be mad about it Shego

Both:

Yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah

You and me, steal anything

Drakken:

You correct me

Shego:

You distract me

Drakken:

I'm distracted,

Shego:

You're thick headed

Both:

You and me, steal anything

Drakken:

You correct me

Shego:

You distract me

Drakken:

I'm distracted,

Shego:

You're thick headed

Both:

You and me, you and me


A/N: Well, there ya go. Like I said, it's not my best work, but I'm still proud of them. Anyways, the songs parodied are "I Love Rock and Roll" by Joan Jett and the Black Hearts. "I Wanna Be Sedated" by the Ramones. "Thunder Kiss '65" by White Zombie. "Smoke on the Water" by Deep Purple. "Infected" by Bad Religion. In that order.