A/N: This is a little something my sister and I brewed up to pass time. Beware! It's full of randomness.
Disclaimer: We do not own Naruto. Enjoy!
20 ways to annoy Rock Lee
20. Tell him he's gay. (Well, that is kinda, teeny-bit true…)
19. Tell him you're sick of hearing about youth! (Well, we are!)
18. Call Gai-sensei, "GAY-SENSEI" in front of Lee. (He is gay.)
17. Tell him his green spandex is revolting.
16. Really, really, REALLY revolting!
15. Do this in front of Lee:
"Lee!"
"Gay-sensei"
"Lee!"
"Gay-sensei!"
"LEE!"
"GAY-SENSEI!"
14. Tell him that Sakura hates him and doesn't want to see him again!
13. Get him to a parlor to pluck out his eyebrows.
12. Raid his closet and replace all his green spandex with Neji's clothes! (That'll beat the youthfulness out of him!)
11. Hide all Tenten's weapons and blame it on Lee. (Ooh… Trouble!)
10. Take Neji's ponytail while he's meditating and blame it on Lee. (Ooh... More trouble!)
9. Dare him to dare Naruto to a ramen-eating contest. Winner plucks the loser's eyebrows.
8. Burn all Kakashi's Icha Icha Collection and blame it on Lee.
7. Tell Ino to use her technique on Lee and make him say "I hate YOUTH".
6. Wake a sleeping Shikamaru up and with a blazing squirrel and tell him it's Lee's.
5. Give Lee the award on "MOST UNYOUTHFUL YOUTH DUDE". Yosh!
4. Video tape all of these and post in on Youtube.
3. Make a "20 ways to annoy Rock Lee part 2".
2. Tell him that Gai-sensei changed wardrobe and now wears 'neon pink spandex'. (That's just gross.)
1. Make him read the list.
A/N: yeah! It's crap... But don't get me wrong! I love Lee. It's just that it's fun to write crap about him. Review anyway!
Special thanks to my siblings who helped me with this.
bubblebean07
