Title: 15 Ways to torture annoy or insult Sasuke Uchiha
I've seen a lot of these and I vastly enjoy them. So I wanted to try them. I'm sorry if this isn't as good as the others, but at least try to read and enjoy this. Oh and hi cookiegurl15!! For people who don't know, she's a really close friend of mine. We go to school together and- why am I telling you this?
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Naruto, if I did; I would've made Sasuke dead by now! -Sighs- But nobody is as lucky as Masashi Kishimoto-sama.
1)Ask him if he has a brain.
2)If he says yes, say," Shyeah right."
3)Ask him if he has a son with Orochimaru named Bob.
4)Hug him in public saying, "Don't worry Sasuke. There are plenty of hoboes and gays like you out there!"
5)Call him at 1 a.m. and ask him if he's awake.
6)Call him Sasu-gay in public.
7)Pour wine down his pants.
8)Meditate infront of him and when he asks you what you're doing, scream at him for disrupting your talk with the gods.
9)Poke his butt and state that it got bigger since you last met; which was yesterday.
10) Ask him if he's related to a potato.
11) Say that Naruto is better than him in everything.
12) Show him a rock and say that he is dumber than it.
13) Smack him on the face and instead say that there was a bug on his nose.
14) Imitate some quacking sounds while staring at his hair.
15) Scream "Dattebayo" right at his ear.
If any of you ever found this funny, then I'm thankful, very. Constructive criticism would be nice. REVIEW PLEASE!!
